/brit/

which one? :)

ayyyy skitzo hows it going

you're making the mistake of thinking that dave is one person you skizo

>is true
>is

confirmed london paki

their eyes were watching god

Windows 10 is the best operating system since XP

simple as

will you idiots stop replying to it
>omg he doesn't realise how stupid he's beeing!!
that's THE GIMMICK YOU IDIOTS

I actually use linux m8

seek help

he is generally speaking, one person. theres one or two runts on here that false flag as him, but the real dave is usually on here in the evenings, arguing about croptops for hours on end.

>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
>DAVE
>SKITZO
ITS ALL TOO MUCH LADS

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>it has come to be regarded as a seminal work in both African-American literature and women's literature

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and a great gimmick at that

london paki is going to be like tim in a few years except instead of DPD and oxford health it will be apple and dave

Wouldn't mind hearing her full-throated sound

Chromeos is the best commercially available OS, fact.

My £170 refurbed chromebook runs all the worthwhile tasks with the efficiency of a £1,000 laptop, in total silence, generating no heat.

had a dream where i was in the halls of Buckingham Palace and i saw some politician who looked like John Major get reprimanded by a VERY kingly King Charles III (he looked more masculine and tall, his face looked more like Prince Phillip's when he was younger) and he basically told him to get out of his sight.
wasn't sure what the context was, but the Major-lookalike scurried out the room and Charles looked at me, mighty and glorious
i just said "your grace" and left the room myself

strange dream

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thats literally right you fucking false-flagger schizo mong twat

there is no way i am falling for this bait

>chrome OS

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>are true
is the correct grammar. fucking hell dave you are MENTAL

yeah I love putting all my data and work into operating systems made by the world's largest advertising company, it's brilliant!
*walks off, into a post*

>is true

Dave on the ropes

Croptops and MacBooks - the debut album by Dave and Skitzo

an historian

no actually it is is

>I BE ON THE STREET, SUCKIN DICK ON THE REGULAR, CUMSHOTS, FUCKIN ALL THE COPS ON THE REGULAR

it was okay, probably would havve liked it more if i were a bird

prefer other works of african-american literature (i.e. INVISIBLE MAN)

>chrome os

crying screeching wailing screaming howling

no, it isnt. Because you're referring to a plurality it is "are". It's not difficult to understand, mohammed.

watching the fifth star wars film to be released known as start was episode ii attack of the clones

Why are British people so fascist?
theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/14/multiculturalism-failed-substantial-minority-britons-integration-rivers-blood-enoch-powell

listening to incomprehensible jungle babble, or rap music as it's called

committing a sin

>Actually thinking your data is any safer with windows or apple

lol enjoy your laptop getting to 50 celsius temps, with the fan whining away, and shutting down with no notice every other week for updates kek

shut up you pseud cretin oh my daaaays youre literally an idiot try passing your gcses for once fucking hell

A-level mong

what's this croptop thing skizo is obsessed with this week?

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featuring the hit singles "Editing the registry of my heart" and "Dave is all around us"

>50 celsius temps
>temps

yeah, you are unronically a london nigger.

dave vs skitzo conflict is much too byzantine for my brain to handle

Rate the gf.

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"your grace" is for dukes
stop watching game of thrones

>dude laptops!!

ah yes let me just crane my neck down in a really uncomfortable fashion and not have any lumbar support
for me, it's the desktop, or bust

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>ChromeOS
oh
my
DAYS

someone make a meme picture out of this

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look at the digits i got lads. quadruple repeating integers

YEAH YEAH YEAH IM STILL ABOUT

love crop tops and shorts

got a new match
too good looking for me but

>desktops

hm ahhh yess i love repetitive strain injury and sat craning over a table all day

think you took a wrong turn on the way to earthquake island m8

looks like the sort of lad who wouldn't miss the chance to eat an asian kid
guess you can't judge a book by it's cover

> Dave is all around us
lol

yes, my data is safer on my computer by definition when using macos/windows/linux because none of the parent companies are literal gigantic data-harvesting advertising corporations. Carry on though.

NEXT HYPE

Laughed to the point where my neighbors head me

racist

>craning over a table all day
the virgin posture

Got mine on a pile of books
Chair is unrelated
Checkmate

I don't get RSI because I'm not a spastic

this is the kind of man opponents of the death penalty want to keep alive

frothing at the gash

jar jar binks is the baddie. dont forget it lads

remember when dave thought it was entrely morally just and legal to murder anyone who tries to take his transit van because it was his "life" as he's a self-employed delivery driver

>not lying in your chair at a 90 degree angle from the desk with your feet up on some furniture

Imagine not having a standing desk in 2018

I phone post whilst pacing about my kitchen

>laptops
>desktops
For me, it's the iPad. The best computing device.

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got to keep DPD guessing

erm sweaty this has been debunked and Fact Checked™ by snopes :) x

lads the girl I went on a date with last week is upset I'm missing her birthday in July and said she wants to take me to her farm

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wonder how many times skizo has accused someone of being dave

Whats a computer?

I'm going to block my webcam. What else do you know about me?

i use text only internet from the command line

whats ryan doing these day

lying on my bed and that's the way it is

me, an intellectual: watching speedruns of ratchet and clank

you, a peasant: reading books

Is it normal for blokes to like the smell of their farts?

youve got brown hands

fisher price plastic, overrated and restricted shit

shes a farmer? wish i could find a qt farmer girl to be my gf i could even help with some of the farm jobs

I'll be back in 11 minutes. I have to listen to Beethoven's Symphonie No. 9 d-moll op. 125 - II. Molto vivace

still not sure if im #TeamDave or #TeamTrevor
t. not a s(k)(ch)i(t)zo

her farm being her transverse colon no?

>july
does she think youre married wtf? ghost her