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I tell my therapist literally everything, all the terrible things I've done, the weird sexual fetishes and encounters I've had, prostitutes, drugs etc. But the one thing I haven't been able to come around to tell him is how, when I was 14-15, I used to call girls from year after school when I got home, and I'd masturbate furiously while talking to them. They obviously didn't know, because I'd keep the conversation quite casual, but I'd always land up asking them about what type of underwear they wore at school that day towards the end of the conversation, right before cumming. I don't know why, but that is unironically the one thing that makes me cringe when I look back. Not sure why I just can't tell the therapist about this.

voyage prive

same

want to make lean but ave got no idea how the dosages work

>why cant i admit to my therapist im a sociopathic freak?

Power to the people lads

I used to masturbate on the phone when I talked to Blizzard support.

used to get a stiffy whenever a girl texted me and my phone vibrated in my pocket

acquire the whacky cough syrup
buy some sprite/7up
buy some jolly ranchers
mix whacky cough syrup with soda
put a jolly rancher in the cup
sip until you feel good
simple as

someone make a Brit wanking group on kik

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>kik
alri nonce

Disgusting mullato looking north african subhuman

vapid cunt

just followed a 6.1 around tesco

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just saw a fookin tory in tesco

West Brom have a nigger as their manager

wtf lol

Want a white gf but don't want to accidentally save to white race

bevvies and dominos on the cards

Why do people who aren’t british post on brit?

tried that once, she kept giving me weird looks and the security guard came over and asked me what i was doing

1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not the case.
1.13 The facts in logical space are the world.
1.2 The world divides into facts.
1.21 Each item can be the case or not the case while everything else remains the same.

another one buys a duster

racist

chuckling at this image

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hate this image

lol

just found out the proto gf refers to me as the 4.7 to her mates

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Achieving spiritual growth through masturbation

not a letter

shut the nerd bender

it's a bit weird, isn't it?

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fuck off Wittgenstein

uses to go on to those "TEST YOUR GF" threads on /b/ where people would post their gfs kik and anons would send her dick pics and see if she stayed faithful

used to post my own phone number and pretend to be a girl with some pics of the internet

50% of the time id masturbate and pretend to be a total slut
50% of the time id play it for comedic value and "accidentally" let slip lots of inane and embarassing stories about my "bf" (all imaginary of course) which caused much merriment in the thread

bit weird, innit

problematic post

Paul Pogba is praying to his hands, muslim???

not surprised you're an unhinged psychopath x

is the virgin thing just a meme here, or are there actually 18+ year olds posting that have never had sex?

Girls think about sex on average more than guys. Girls are fucking nuts about sex. How have you not been able to have sex with any girl by now??

Am an honorary brit

How did you find that out?

NEED one of these

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Baked a few of my head hairs into a pie and gave it to the proto-gf.

i have a theory they just got unlucky in school/sixth form and only started seriously thinking about sex after that but by now its a lot harder if you're a sperg

one of her mates sent me screenshots of the group chat

nassim dehouche is a fraud

just a bit of a loser i guess. some people aren't destined for happiness

stefan molyneux is cringeworthy

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>ywn be included in one of these

i am but its because i've got phimo and enough anxiety about it that i've not sorted it out yet

you're a fucking dune coon you virgin freak
literal poleaboo tier delusion

All boys high school, spent time out of school smoking weed, playing video games.

by being ugly and having aspergers

Some of us don't have any social skills and we don't have many friends.

am a socially awkward pale skinny freak

sadly unavailable for the canadian domestic market
will need to settle for this

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They all sound like cunts.

nice air rifle mate

If you aren’t a brit get the fuck off /brit/

it's just banter

this is real. this is all actually happening

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Don't be so rude

they basically called you a disgusting subhuman and laughed at you lad

yeah its the only air rifle chambered for 12.7mm ammo
kicks like a mule in heat

It’s the truth though.

I’m so fucking ugly

he's a dumb cunt, cannot believe there are brainlets who buy into his shit.

any hotukdeals man in

got any nice cocks?

show us yourself then lad

I know but you don't have to be so rude about it.
Plus unlike poleaboo i don't live in your country. Should take care of those runts first.

>playing video games.
finished this one last night instead of going out and socialising
no ragrtes

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>lil pump
>5ft 7

ESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETITESSKEETIT

life is not real, it's a dream

its hungarian mate

idk what kind of person would sit for 9h watching these sorts of videos

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>19yo Candy Sweet HD rare hc (amwf creampie cuckold)

Wew she is such a hot fuck

any bumwank man in

REEEEEEE

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Get out now you foreign cunts

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exactly so poleaboo has at least a connection and reason to post in britain
you're even worse than him you fucking paki twat

>show how much of an intellectual you are by getting your alt-right friends to defend ideologies they don't believe in while you trounce them
>Lauren Southern beats you in a debate about NatSoc
He's an idiot.

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no

/ausnz/ is full of grown men trying to be kawaii whilst spamming lewd images of anime children

Same I'm about 3/10 facially
I lift and have a decent body, but face is everything

yeah we don't have a ban on firearm imports like americucks

Least you're not black

How do you know that I'm British?

>I have to pay more for fizzy pop because some fat cunts can't stop guzzling it 24/7
so this... is the power... of socialism...

got called an 8 /10 here on the face thread

*kisses you*

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>The paki INSIDE your country is better than a guy posting on a british forum
Shan't regret it when you become a minority

why are you so pathetic dude

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What’s wrong with being black?