Living the neet life off 800/mo

i make 890USD/mo that adjust for inflation a month for reasons, for life. can i live the neet life forever in poland or eastern europe with that?

>internet (50mb/s preferable)
>food
>house
>shower
thats all i need

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you are literally the least full country in europe you retard. i'm coming wether you like it or not. and ill give you 20/euro a month to clean my toilet so you dont have to come to real europe to do it

>890USD/mo that adjust for inflation a month for reasons, for life.
Woah, wait a minute this isn't going to be accurate. If you take the money to a different domicile, you mismatch both your inflation hedge and add in exchange rate risk. If your hedge is pegged to Ireland inflation, then if the country you move to has higher inflation rate, your purchasing power will decline. Similar issues will occur with forex fluctuations. Just wanted to give you this heads up before finalizing your choice on where to become a NEET, as these could pose problems in the future

>Internet
$20 is enough for a 300/30 mb
>Food
$250-300
>House (including utility bills)
$250-300

Sooo... $200 stays in your wallet. Also, fuck off, we are full.

>not moving to based ROMANIA

also why is your food so fucking expensive.
the us gov't pays me 890/mo adjusted for american inflation. for life. thanks for the headsup. my plan is to commit suicide if i cant live off my neetbux in the future
>...

why delete post polakk?
afraid of potato man?

LOL a Pole telling an Irish to fuck off when it's the Poles invading Ireland. Polish is the 2nd most common language spoken in Ireland, Irish is the 3rd. Polish is also the fastest growing language in Iceland. Maybe Poles should fuck off back to their slavic post commie shithole instead of invading 1st world countries.

yes,
you'll have more then the average person

You could live a neet life in germany with that.
Small apartment in a medium city for about 400€.
That's a decent apartment, but small.
You can spend 80 bucks a week on food and booze, if you're somewhat modest that should not be a problem.

thanks. so of eastern europe what is the best choice?
so far im thinking of
>estonia
>bulgaria
>romania
>poland
>serbia
which would be best choice for me to spend my neetbux.
no thanks i dont want to be killed

>expensive
Really? How much do you spent on food monthly in Irealand?

>doesn't want to be killed
>wants to move to slav shithole
what a puzzling paradox

p.s. i have a phd from the best university in continental europe (in organic chemistry). don't worry about the specifics. does this effect where I should live.
i only eat one type of food. i spend around 110euro/mo on food.
i will never leave my apartment except to buy food once per week. i will do so in broad daylight. i dont want to live in germany too expensive relative to e.europe and i dont want to be jailed for shitposting on Jow Forums

>the us gov't pays me 890/mo adjusted for american inflation.
A financial advisor may be able to enter hedging instruments to hedge away the inflation an currency differences and to give you a stable income, so that's one consideration you might want to look into. Be cautious though, because at that level of income it may not be cost effective to enter into these hedges, and be wary of financial advisors in general (fucking scam artists half the time)

I fucked up house renting costs.

>320 on food
wtf?

my plan is to commit suicide if my neetbux fail
i think that pol eats only gold plated caviar

>one type of food
I have to ask. Which is?

you could spend a limitless amount on food if you want or barely anything.
gold sprinkled caviar vs plain white rice

>my plan is to commit suicide if my neetbux fail
Do you have any other income sources? You may be able to add a couple hundred bucks to your perpetuity if you have extra money or can delay NEETdom for a few years (assuming you would kys now if you couldn't be a NEET immediately)

i have a phd in chemistry and can synthesize a host of common recreational drugs with minimal equipment and reagents.

Hey, who let the monkey out?

Also, it's just a friendly banter, you retarded faggot

>phd in chemistry
Why are you NEET again?

Well every $20k USD can probably get you around an additional $50 USD per month for the next 50 years. Thats also something to factor in

>finding working enjoyable
Kek, brainlet alert. Even if he was some investment banker making millions, working is still fucking retarded

why would i not be a neet. the life is best. i just want to play MMOs and buy the occasional prostitute.
but why.

With 890$ a month? You could make a pretty great living with that. I hope I earn at least that much one day. So, absolutely.

Estonia, Lithuania Poland are alright, if you want some place that won't make you want to kill yourself, you could go for Slovenia or Croatia.

Lith seems great. i like the cold a lot. how is lithuania?

what does the mutt pic have to do with your post?

>he doesn't find his job enjoyable
>working is retarded
t. prole

With money like that, it's alright. The seasons are kind of fucked up lately - it rains on Christmas and snows at the end of March. It's fairly safe if you don't walk around alone at 3 AM or visit gopnik districts. The geography has its charm but it's nothing special (though my view is subjective, since I spent all of my life here).
Couldn't think of a relevant pic probably.
Got my first job last summer flipping burgers and I still enjoyed it. Finally didn't feel like I'm useless.

who is pol?

i also hope to make 890 dollar a day

S-stop it!

I'm coming over in a few years, we'll see who's laughing then!

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did you get a joke i meant 890 per day

i liked

I completely misunderstood your post, sorry.