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nipple piercings are sacrilege
she used to be a commie before embracing free market findomism
I want a british slag
my iq is 237
I laughed briefly
Nice warm spring rain, feeling comfy rn lads
>tfw I had something like ~5000 words on this test
how to improve this tho?
Patients is key
Just bee patient and everything will sort out
What's gp ethiopialad?
find 1 to 90 serially
WAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
True and I would add trust. Patience and trust. Most of the errors are committed because we don't trust time enough.
Thailand Grand Prix
shut up you cunts
I'll take you to the bar with me. You any good at snooker? youtu.be
Does your name start with S? Just curious
ARSE
thoughts?
when they said "be the ball" they meant it figuratively haha
If dubs corbyn dies this year
>Thoughts
You idolise and fetishise women. It's unhealthy and cringe.
get in this thread you boorish oafs
if dubs corbyn dies next year
based kike slayer jezza is going nowhere
fuck off you perverted balding manlet
never reply to my posts again
jog on yank
oi bruv, gett'n' ready to peuk a lass?
>Shirt tucked ridiculously tight to show off boobs
>Jeans pulled way up and cinched so tight she can barely breath to give the illusion of a small waist
>Legs crossed to give the illusion of wider hips and an hourglass shape
>Leaning her upper body forward to give the illusion of a bigger bust and smaller waist
Jesus Christ this bitch
Algerian is a sound lad
*Saunters into /brit/*
Alri lads
Can't you see her eyes imploring the viewer to please validate the fact that despite having an ugly face she would still be able to find a man to protect her and her offspring? Have you ever been a weak 13 years old? Can't you empathize?
everyone knows this
only people who don't are newcunts who see people bashing thainonce then see Alan with his flag and assume he is who people are talking about
Alan doesn't take himself seriously, has decent craic, has a life outside /brit/, is and is educated
>femoid maximizes sexual value
its what she was born to do lad
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any memeulous man in
5'8 hands typed this post
who is that
if dubs we all die
the resident pooskin
proxy off "Al"
you had one job and you fucked it up I hate you
i'm actually alien hand lad, as it happens so no
Link so I can do it.
who the hell would deny you sex?
so you're alans """""""""""""gf""""""""""?
What does a vagina actually feel like?
If you don't look like pic related, you may as well just kill yourself. It's over, it never even begun.
/brit/ has been somewhat comfy today. Minimal sperging out and agressive posting.
warm apple pie
Greetings friend. Accept my tokens of peace.
Spotify has unironically saved me from depression
really? I've been stirring it up deliberately
genuinely the inside cheeks of your mouth, can't get off with a bj unless the girl uses her cheeks
what phenotype is this?
i wouldn't mind alan if he actually didn't take himself seriously but he thinks he's the second coming of casanova mate
more stiff and bony parts than you might expect
like warm apple pie
many thanks
yank mutt
The guy who lives in my house.
the unutterable is contained within what has been uttered
could go for a light eyes dark hair gf
she actually hasnt had surgery as it happens but her full makeup has the same effect
dane
what is xanax supposed to make you feel like, i just feel moderately mellowed out and thats about it
grim
need an anime gf like my mates gf who looks about 13
Saw a chestlet wearing a hooters top in Tesco today. Was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.
the female phenotype
Rent is due tomorrow but I gave it to Rosy earlier this weak, god I'm such a pathetic paypig
Yeah gonna need to see a picture of the girl dawgs
why dont you get a gf instead of obsessing over someone who doesnt even know you exist?
these always crack me up
mad to think people genuinely send her money
after countless bars of xanax I still have no idea what it actually does or what the recreational aspect is
the anti-anxiety thing is the only definite, the most fucked I felt is when I had a short nap and felt monged out and kicked down my door in rage
I live my life in a very practical way that I think its the normal way to do things but then I see how other people function and I am absolutely flabbergasted by how brainless a huge mass of people can be.
IF YOU DONT POST IN THE EARLY THEN IT ISNT A NEW YOU THICK FUCKING CUNTS
HOWLING
ive met her in person, i dont expect her to remember my name but i genuinely think she'd recognise my face
hes lusting over some pan faced gook, he isnt getting laid anytime soon
>wanking
nah lad every sperm is sacred
so who is up for seeing New England? don't want some cologne doused Greek in my car
bitches be crazy
>implying elves from LOTR were ugly
such an amateur
i will if you pay for the flight
>tried calling the non emergency number
on hold for 3+ minutes
fuck this
i sent her money ironically once and it took me a good two months to realise that i actually sent her money whether my intentions were ironic or not
...and it's beautiful
ed sheeran is such a toplad
Lol how girls are ridiculously inept at taking the slightest rejection is a gimmick I wholeheartedly support. More pls!
Seamus
me
pick me up near Philly xx
Kys you paki.
benzos have a very subtle euphoric effect, but if you're anxious and stressed they're like the kiss of fucking life
taking a benzo before an interview or presentation just makes me feel amazing, everything flows like silk. That's where the "recreational" value is. Also, it's sometimes just nice to mong out on a couple of pills once in a while.
If you're naturally an extremely relaxed person I can see why most of the recreational value would be lost on you though.
near philly lad, where at?
the half-maltese phenotype
sure lad meet me outside newstreet station yeah?