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8pm already edition

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feel ill

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alri

don’t feel ill

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ah yes, "read the greeks"
*reads the greeks*
it's all in fucking greek

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get some fresh air

is this the thread when we started toilposting

FFXIV is shit

just play WoW you mong

sue

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food bank rejected me because im white, shall be starving to death lads

feelin fine

why are mitchell and webb such rubbish outside of peep show

who signed off on letting them doing THREE (3) sketch shows of shite?

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lol

love cats and h3h3 me

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what munchies should i get from mccolls lads

anime

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I also had pewdiepie, oversimplified and simpsons memes like the other lad but I watched them already

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Is it true there was a secret door under paddington station?

>love cats and h3h3 me

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Locked myself out of my flat help

debit card, did that last week still surprised it worked

get security to let you in

fucking RETARD

Locked myself out of my flat cap help

good gimmick, keep it up lad x

I've been out for most of the weekend
I think that's what caused it

imagine giving a shit what joe rogan thinks about anything

>love cats and h3h3 me

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every time I glance at a runt's screen at my uni they're watching a Joe Rogan video, what gives?

yeah it's just past platform 9 and three quarters

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*unzips your pants*
*looks at your panties aghast, with morbid curiosity*
*sniff*
*counts to ten*
*regains composure*
*returns to desk, sits down and sighs complacently*

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Mummy is actually on TV now

>Mr Toilberg : user? it's 1:01PM, why are you 1 minute late back from your lunch?

>Senor Toilberga: user! Let's have a siesta, let's have a 3 hour lunch break with some paella and wine!!

Why is medculture superior to british?

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need to ween myself off the tranny porn lads

actually in britain they call underwear pants and pants trousers
*sips tea*

Some British transfer student gave me some these years back and I just remembered them, they were so good. Can a britbong please send a whole box to me. Ty

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>siesta
sJˈɛstə/Submit
noun
an afternoon rest or nap, especially one taken during the hottest hours of the day in a hot climate.

what the FUCK I thought it was some sort of party or dance

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new rosekino lads

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too hot to do owt

>jew rogan
foyfoyfoy

same
sadly trannies are getting more effeminate with each passing year so it just makes me hornier

>underwear
they're called keks

no mate
you need to watch /gif/ hypno shite until you think you're a feminized frog hopping around or whatever the goal is
*snaps fingers*

I apologize profusely, my unfettered ignorance in regards to women's undergarments in a British sense is inexcusable.

dont think these exist any more mate

yung ting $
@DABOSSCHICKK

yanks have zips on their underwear haha what the fuck

most of the mediterranean posters on Jow Forums seem just as depressed or more depressed than the british posters

dunno why you're romanticising it

Don’t have my wallet on me
>security
Not a billionaire in New York

Back when life was good, lads.

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those aren't digestives that looks like some weird oat cake

dumbass

Incredible how a single reference to Joe Rogan sends all the soys ITT into a fit

HAHAHAHAHAH

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they sell digestives in the US unless you're looking for this particular type which I've never seen

>what the FUCK I thought it was some sort of party or dance

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alri brainlet

what does toilberg even do

alri deano

too cold to do anything here, everyone just locks themselves in their houses after 6pm and vegs out watching corrie

being a NEET anywhere on earth is depressing, and the global economy is in a state that nobody can afford to live any more, it's no surprise, would rather do it in a warm country though

i imagine the kind of people who watch joe rogan are pasty virgins who think MDMA should be legal but wants to ban cigarettes

SCREAMING

also quite gayyyy

Bit gay

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Toilberg! Is it... over?

>At long last. No weekend lasts forever, my runt.

I see... only toiling... before... me...

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that's a fiesta

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choon

heard an absolute beetroot last night but have no way of ever finding out what it was

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Why would I waste my time watching corrie or eastenders? I've got poley, 190, alan and various other /brit/ characters providing me with real life drama and updates on the daily

Far superior to any TV drama

im an fucking idiot

vocaroo it

pretty sure i could heem them all

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...

that's a car

>and the global economy is in a state that nobody can afford to live any more

yeah mate it was perfect in the past, we need to go BACK

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lads

help me im a fat lazy bastard

MACRON'D

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shut up fatty

shit bait

>those clouds
Why is Britain so absolutely grim at all times?

I've been a fool to myself

Revels

are you supposed to take presents to somebodies birthday which is at a pub?
we are going to town after so would it be ok if I just bought her a drink or two there after?

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Is /brit/ the neon genesis evangelion of Jow Forums?

Absolute state of 4's jeans

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yes, quite so indeed

this is really fucking absurd
fuck DRUmPF

who owned Syria after WWI anyway, France or Britain? their fucking problem

JUPITER

gulf stream pushes north atlantic depressions over our island resulting in a climate typified by abundant cloud cover and frequent rain showers