Why does Americans fold their pizza?

this is how you eat it brainlets

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>eating without fork and knife

ew

>not cutting the middle out with a fork and knife

fork and knifelet here

Hate getting grease on my hands.

Fuck that
some toppings fall to the side

>not cutting off the crust and using it to scoop up all of the cheese

American Pizza is the penultimate manifestation of human cuisine, kindly STFO

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In 1974I Guappi movie people are eating pizza folded and unsliced.

no they dont retard unless you have fucking ALS

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Who gives a

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how I eat my

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Αmyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis?

Autistic Loser Status

you made the thread you weirdo

>hot cheese burning the top of your mouth
yeah no thanks

You are allowed to swear on the internet.

this

i don't

if you wanna fold your pizza why didnt you just buy a calzone?

pizzas are supposed to be eaten FLAT

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>folding deep dish

You have to fold a pizza slice because the 3d curvature of a surface is constant for any point. You can get the curvature of a point by doing a cross product of two non-parallel lines running along the surface, with inward curves being positive and outward curves being negative.

Since pizzas are made flat, their curvature always remains 0 in all point, which means that if you bend it across an axis, it can't bend across any other axis or the 3d curvature would be non-zero and thus change, so at least one of them has to be 0 for their product to be 0.

This means that gravity would pull the tip down by bending width-wise unless you bend it length-wise to force it into a line of negative-curvature that has to be countered by a bunch of perpendicular 0-curvature width-wise axes, maintaining the pizza straight.

Since the alternative would be for it to be bent with the toppings out and it would spill, the only way of holding a pizza slice is to fold it like in your picture.

This is Gauss's Theorema Egregium

t. Portuguese Intellectual

*Assuming that the pizza doesn't break into two pieces, or stretches too much, of course.

So it doesn't bend if it's a long piece.

why do you eat shitty greasy trash pizza that bends?

>detroit style not included

So close to perfection, yet so far.

>penultimate
I can guess the ultimate, then.

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who cares?
It'll be smashed between your teeth and end up as goop in your stomach either way.

So do you think it's okay to take apart an entire burger and eat each component seperately?

dumb german

Yes.
That is perfectly okay.
Because who cares, you effeminate soyboy.

I sometimes do it too. This made me hungry

>pizza thread

fuck now I'm hungry

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Considering you are an american, that looks surprisingly okay.
still too greasy.

I usually dab with a napkin to remove some of the grease first.

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Mexican genes tell them they are tacos

Only big floppy New York style pizza, who the fuck folds cheap shit like Domino's?

i'm about to eat my costco pizza folded!!!

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The moment she bites into it, some of those ingredients on top are going to fall off.

I don't know if you're baiting fatfucks or what but pepperoni pizza tends to need it. Don't know why people pretend flavorless grease smeared on your face is a good thing

america's cuisine is the most diverse cuisine of the world prove me wrong you can't

Not baiting, I agree completely.

>not rolling up pizza slice from the tip to the crust.

I don't

>no one has posted the soyboy smothering the pizza with a napkin and using fork and knife

When there aren't napkins available do you use some of your tampons instead?

Where do you go that serves food but not napkins?

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every normal person does that. you swedes just suck cocks instead

The way you eat the pizza depends on a lot of things m8. Eat it flat, fold it, bust out a fork and knife etc

>Kebab Pizza from Sweden

what, so it flops down and you need to hold it over your fucking face
you must look like a retard at a pizzeria

youtu.be/gi-TBlh44gY

Kebab is a Nordic invention

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Not true retard, also stop putting bananas and ananas on pizza, fucking barbarian

T. I don't want to ruin my manicure

French Bread pizza will never be good

Chicago Style, Neapolitan and New York are the only acceptable types

What? Are you a faggot?

My dad used to fold the tip towards the crust, and ate it with bread.

youtu.be/QVmAcULPMu4

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I can eat more pizza this way

Why do we eat Tacos instead of Tostadas all the time?

>Tfw just ate 8 pizza slices

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