I LOVE Chorizo

>I LOVE Chorizo

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i do but its everywhere and not special for me.

>yeah, I smear pesto on my bread

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I am on the super market. Anyone needs anything?

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>tfw I do love chouriço
got something to say to me mutt?

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i hope you fry it

>I'll have extra guac with that

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soyboy

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Got me

it doesn't even have soy in it you ignorant muttie

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>dad is crazy for chorizo
>he never fries it up but only ever cooks it in a risotto so that it's all soft and crumbly

halp

To be fair chorizo is fit

>he doesn’t eat homemade chorizo from the pig you helped to slaughter

i bet you don’t even eat the pancackes made with pig’s blood

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how the fuck is chouriço even associated with soyboys?

Californians are obsessed with it.

I'm honestly surprised Californians would even eat meat

iced coffee flavour please

chorizos are awesome you DUMB mutt

they probably fancy some industrial, highly processed chorizo instead of a proper homemade one

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>I don't like Chorizo, I only eat sushi, it's clearly the gentleman's choice

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now I'm hungry, brb gonna make me a chouriço sandwich

Soyak gets me every time

>I eat dairy and meat filled with estrogen and cancer chemicals and I drink alcohol and smoke tobacco.

>You don’t drink? What are YOU? A soyboy?

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it's a traditional Iberian food made in different regions for hundreds of years, just because californian profligates are obsessed with it doesn't make it a "soy boy" food or whatever
> industrial, highly processed chorizo
all store bought chouriço is garbage, only eat the one my grandma makes 2bh

if there is a soyboy meal, then it is literally sushi

what the fuck why do americans even get chorizo? they dont deserve it

it's the marvel movies of meat

mexicans

>this video
Kek

that doesn't make sense you dumb mutt
maybe you're too much of a soyboy to like the strong flavor
stick to your sweetened burger buns and sugar-rich diet

Mexicans shouldt have shared the Chorizo knowledge to Americans.

cope

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the food of football hooligans and low class criminal mafiosi union workers, is soy boy and hipster in the USA

i fucking love sushi delete this immediately

you literally can't make this up

>if there is a soyboy meal, then it is literally sushi
Wouldn't it be soy based, like tofu?

>that doesn't make sense you dumb mutt
>maybe you're too much of a soyboy to like the strong flavor
>stick to your sweetened burger buns and sugar-rich diet
>Weak Spaniard has to cover the taste of meat with Indian amounts of spices because he is incapable of enjoying the flavor of meat like a real man.

Mexican chorizo is nothing like Spanish one.

>said the man whose president eats an overcooked steak smeared in ketchup

Chorizo is just a regular cured sausage+sweet peper

It is good in a breakfast burrito

>hating sushi
Get out of my country.

>indian amount of spices
what hte fuck are you speaking about? chorizo is JUST meat
do americans cover it in other flavors?

I think he is right about spices and shit