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fuck off phoneposter cunt

why? because they have wildfires?

business idea: ability to upload two images to each post. one with the image and the other the users reaction to the said image

aye? huh huh huh? whaddaya think la? super innit

was thinking of doing a domestic holiday somewhere nice down south but quickly realised there's no point as in can fly to anywhere in europe for a third of the price of the train fiare

Let's say you don't feel happy with your life. Let's say you don't feel comfortable in this body. Let's say you don't feel in control of your actions. Your nerve endings tingle with continuous, unwanted arousal. The merest glance, a figure passing in the street, and all of a sudden you become hard or wet. Every object in your visual field glimmers with a halo, an aura: the harbinger of an impending epileptic fit. Cells divide, faster and faster, a cancerous tumor eats away at your brain. You find yourself the prey of physical convulsions, epidemic infections, and monstrous growths; or of nervous tics, misdirected actions, and inappropriate reactions. Your body has a life and a will of its own: you can't stop yourself from killing again and again, from gulping down more and more sweets, from spewing forth a torrent of obscenities. Your body is a puppet, and some alien force is pulling the strings. Someone or something that likes to see you squirm. It happens every month: the swelling and heaviness, the continual irritation of PMS. Nor is it any different for men, except that they usually haven't worked out the calendar. War is menstruation envy. In any case, male or female, you have no choice in the matter. They "offer you a body forever. To shit forever" (Burroughs). It's an offer you can't refuse; you simply have to breathe, eat, piss, shit, bleed, fuck, forever.

he still hasnt answered my question o_o
i asked nice and he want do it
is he not allowed to talk about syria?

heroes
youtube.com/watch?v=MZGXUZieyfA

think you can do this on 8ch

whats the difference between the south and the north of the United States

>coming back to post in the Jow Forums equivalent of Bradford

hahahahahahaha no