Colombia Thread

So like every other armed group in Colombia?

t. Jhon Jairo Restrepo de Mayami

yes

>Is it comfy? etc.
no

Why don't all the armed groups in Colombia just fuck off already? Both the left and right wing paramilitaries seem keen on using Colombia as their personal deathmatch arena.

Because they get money

My experience as a tourist:
>street sellers are unbearable
>the police scared me, they seem to be as violent as american ones so you'll feel like home
>prostitution everywhere, I couldnt even use Tinder (they were all prostitues)
>if you're white it will be reasier for you to get pussy
>street sellers constantly offers you drugs (weed and coke)

It was a pretty interesting place, I personally loved it and would go back

How did you go to the USA?

he gave them pablo

Immigrating is very easy if you're not poor, you should know, there are a shitton of brazilians where i live

?
How easy? Is it still easy nowadays?
I was thinking about emigrating to Australia, but the Australian government made things more difficult to us.

I moved here 4 months ago so it's still the same you just need money for the visa and for all the other things they require like medical checkouts and vaccines, but they're not that expensive, i guess it's not that easy but it's not hard, don't know about Australia

But how do you plan to stay there for long? Will you go back to Colombia after the visa expires?

My Visa lasts 10 years, so does my green card, i need to stay like 5 years i think to get the citizenship, i plan to go back after getting it

10 years? How did you manage to pull it off? How did you get a green card?

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>watches a series about the real life drugs, criminals and the failed Colombian state
>wants to go there
if you really want to die just stay put and wait for the nukes next week m8

You just have to pay for it after the american government accepts your solicitude to get one, like i said, it's not hard if you're not poor and they see that you're not going to be someone that will need help to maintain yourself

Oh, I didn't know that...

But did you get a job? Is it easy to find a job being a Latinomutt?

I don't have one yet because i'm still in high school (had to do 1 extra year in here because in Colombia we had 11 grades but here there are 12) but my mother got one pretty quickly, and it's extra easy if you're an immigrant unless you're aiming for a big job like being medic or something like that

Oh, have you gone with your mother? How lucky. I'm planning to go abroad alone.
You said you have a green card. How?

>Watching Narcos has made me interested in Colombia
good
>Let's have a thread about Colombia.
OH NONO. THis might become a shitshow. You're better off using youtube and wikipedia, trust me

I don't know, i think you just have to pay for it, if you already got the Visa i guess you're already set, my mother paid for it so idk

I wish I had a mother like yours.

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Narcos is set in the 1980, basically 30 years ago. If you think things have not changed since then, you're in for a sweet surprise

oh!, so Colombia is no longer a corrupt, drug and whore producing piece of shit country in the middle of the jungle, good to know!

The americans I've met are surprised about the fact that our houses are made of bricks and cement
>Is it comfy?
that's subjective. In my opinion it definitely is
>What is it like?
This is a short video about my city. It's in Spanish but it has subtitles
youtube.com/watch?v=8JyWjeXjyZo&t=2s

ponte el trip conguito dale

Leave conguitos alone.

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Why are people from that country so goddamn assblasted at us? I'ts funny considering how irrelevant they are compared to us

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>is it confy?
No

>Aguilas negras
Aguilas negras are a meme. They are just common criminal gangs or commies larping as now-extinct paramilitary groups

kys

$9 bags of the highest quality coke, some of the best prostitutes on the planet, really cheap rent, very friendly people

whats not to love? If I could get a reliable passive income stream of around $1000 USD a month I'd probably move there.

Economically damaged, no human rights, no safe working conditions. Produce a huge amount of gold where carcinogenic waste covers workers and fills the water supply. Maoist, drug running rebels, corrupt police, rural villages are hell. Standard LatAm, just with more coastal wogs

i don't know what to think

Why do you create a thread in the 1st place if you already have an opinion about the country?

meant for

No hice este hilo, solamente una persona con una interes en la cultura y politica latinoamericana. Desde eres aqui, que es tu opinion de las FARC y la paz?

>Desde eres aquí

Did you translate your sentence word by word?

no uso una tranductor, mi espanol es mierda y no se los frases comunes

Colombia is pretty underrated. I have a blast every time I visit, it never disappoints.

Bogota and Girardot are just a couple hours away but it feels like they're two cities in different continents, that really impressed me.

>but it feels like they're two cities in different continents
elaborate, pls. Why is that?

The weather and vegetation are completely different, the vibe is completely different, the people act and look completely different, the food is different, etc.

Im a trilingual cucknadian who spent a month in Colombia. AMA

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youtube.com/watch?v=PJniSb91tvo

thought you were gonne speak about thots lol

what did you do in there

does petro actually have a chance to win?

yes, but duque has way more

Who are the main candidates in the Colombian election?

He's in 2nd place behind Duque according to the latest polls. It's very unlikely for him to win in second round if he passes though

How are things looking in Mexico regarding your upcoming elections?

Ivan Duque
Gustavo Petro
German Vargas Lleras
Sergio Fajardo
Humberto de la Calle

right now Petro and Duque, but Fajardo and Lleras also have some presence

>larp as colombian and say it is a shithole in the subpole
Os he engañado a todos

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>os
no sos espaniol, cubanito

I like you even though you hate us

Si lo soy
I like your women

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Tourism. I couldn't explore the Amazonian or the Pacific coast, but saw Bogota, Medellin, the Quindio and surrounding coffee production regions, Tatacoa Desert and also most of the Carribean coast. I liked the country tbqh but this user listed pretty much everything I hated about the cunt, especially the fucking street sellers and beggars. Im usually a calm person but I had to yell and push a few sellers and also I think I severely injured a hobo by accidentaly knocking his head on a cement block after he insulted me. Anyway I just ran away after that.

Other than that the nature is amazing, so many biomes and shit. The food is good too depending where you go. I like the fact that the laws are less enforced and people are less gay about laws like being 6 in a 5-place car or drinking in the street.

Also, cocaine.

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even bolivians get spanish passport and id, fuck off cuban filth

sos el commieforniano?

En la parte de atras pone el lugar de nacimiento pero es un pueblo y podriais doxearme.

No, creo que ya no postea o al menos no lo veo porque /esp/ esta muerto.

>have colunbiab gf
>she speaks spanish/columbian while she's asleep or while having sex
>dunno what she whispers during her sleep

Kinda scary desu

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meant c-columbian.

rough translated she's saying : I miss Brayan Estiven's big columbian dick
t. knower

I wish I could fuck a Colombian girl

este idiota esta convencido de que alguien le cree el larping de la novia, la semana pasada era peruana ahora es colombiana

chances are you're either a chink, a paki or a mix, you will if you have money, and she'll manage to make you fall in love with her, but she'll cuck you like water is wet guaranteed because you are either a chink or a paki

even if you did she would be thinking about EL BRAYAN all the time

Im actually a wh*Toid subhuman, even got bl*E eyes and l*Ght brown hair

on top of what I said she'll think you are borderline spoiled and stupid white gringo, she'll try to rob you on sight, don't bother, not worth it

hating yourself like that will not get you any girls dummie

That's sad man. El Brayan is a threat even to us middle class locals. Can't think how much of a thread he is to foreigners when it comes to cockblocking you

What about a slutty chilena. Would she crave my big dick and abs?

That's not how it works. Gringos come here and basically ride the pussy carousel off of tinder. Simple as. No risk of being robbed by a lowlife whore

callate ñero

if you want a happy life, keep away from southern cone girls man, hell on earth

Can someone introduce me to my future wife?

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It looks like AMLO will win, but he is neither a communist nor has the support or institutions to pull a Chavez in here. Still, it doesn't matter since he has surrounded himself with the exact same corrupt fucks that currently run this country.

tl;dr everything will stay the same (i.e a steady and slow decline instead of an apocalyptic nightmare) no matter who wins