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Debt isn't real

sophie

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People always meme that debt is a good thing but how is it a good thing to owe money? Never got that.

irla

nor is money

sue

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animu

>lewd pic with a caption
>lite roleplay
Literally a workflow from 1998

gotteeem

>burglary is hard to investigate so the police should not even bother to make a cursory effort to do so
This makes sense to some 'people'.

um quick question chaps: since when did we start accepting foreigners in here?

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just hitchhike

>To say "you are more likely to be arrested for calling someone a paki online than burglary" as if it illustrates some point about the priorites of the police
In the previous sentence, you explained how it showed the police pursued easier convictions.

youre a virgin

hahahahahahhahaahhahahahaa

Ben Shapiro BTFO British Police at Customs With FACTS and LOGIC then gets BANNED FROM SHARIA POLICE STATE UK!!! (EPIC)

Spicy

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Because burglary is very hard to investigate and most cases lead to no arrests. The police know they're wasting their time investigating a lot of burglaries and the resources required are too much to investigate properly. Posting racist comments online is punished easily, so the police will take action as they know they can punish an offender. To say "you are more likely to be arrested for calling someone a paki online than burglary" as if it illustrates some point about the priorites of the police is absolutely absurd. The point is so confused and illogical it's almost laughable

sory lad wrong post

sc***

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Agreed they should not bother
Fuck deterrence

Will you have the ability to drink yourself to sleep? It’s not that bad under those conditions.

*puts head throughwall*
*eyes you blankly*

There are some anglos, native british people that unironically go along with le orwell state may may to suck up to youtubers and get views because they're money whore pay pig half-breed yanks.

Greggsit means Greggsit

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reddit

student loan just dropped

>Because burglary is very hard to investigate and most cases lead to no arrests. The police know they're wasting their time investigating a lot of burglaries and the resources required are too much to investigate properly. Posting racist comments online is punished easily, so the police will take action as they know they can punish an offender. To say "you are more likely to be arrested for calling someone a paki online than burglary" as if it illustrates some point about the priorites of the police is absolutely absurd. The point is so confused and illogical it's almost laughable

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>money whore
what other types of whores are there?

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go on then, say anything you want on facebook
no matter how controversial
dare you

If the police actually attended burglaries then that pikey might've actually been deterred from breaking into the house of some poor old cunt with a disabled wife.

>the poorth

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an hindu, a jew and an irish go to an hotel of a small-town and ask for a room for three people.
"I only have one room left, which is for two, but if you are comfortable, I have room in the stable for one to sleep there".
The three individuals decide to take the room and the hindu says: "If you want, I'm going to sleep in the barn and you sleep in the room."
Five minutes later someone knocks the door:
>Who is it?"
"I am the hindu, what happens is that in the barn there is a cow, and it is a sacred animal to us, so I cannot sleep where you sleep a cow."
And later, the jew says: "do Not worry, if you want, I sleep in the barn".
Five minutes later someone knocks the door :
>Who is it?"
"I am the jew, what happens is that in the stable there is a pig, and it is an animal who is sacred for us, I cannot sleep where the pig sleeps".
later, the irish says: "do Not worry, I am going to sleep in the barn".
five minutes someone knocks the door again:
>"Who is it?"
"We are the cow and the pig, and there is an irish in the barn".

Because burglary is very hard to investigate and most cases lead to no arrests. The police know they're wasting their time investigating a lot of burglaries and the resources required are too much to investigate properly. Posting racist comments online is punished easily, so the police will take action as they know they can punish an offender. To say "you are more likely to be arrested for calling someone a paki online than burglary" as if it illustrates some point about the priorites of the police is absolutely absurd. The point is so confused and illogical it's almost laughable

Bet the guy in that pic has twice the amount of confidence than your average /brit/ boy.

if the police attended they've would gave the burglar a medal and beat the home owner........

He's not wrong though. People like you are so warped by Jow Forums, you genuinely, unironically beleive all british police are black muslim females twerking with the public at notting hill because of one daily mail article, once, 4 years ago.

I seriously want you to reassess your life

haha

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Mick/pol/ discord is on the ropes

Attention whores.

matt

Looks pretty comfy 2bqh

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Only retards drink diet cock. Gives you cancer and rots the brain.

>pikeys
don't get me FUCKING STARTED on those cunts

>I... I- mean-h-he's not wrong though, the police should not attend burglaries b-because-

dumb frogposter

How much of a fucking deterrent is it going to be if the police show up and find nobody? How would the long gone burglar even know if the police investigated? Do you suggest the police dadicate several officers to every burglary to trawl thorough CCTV and trace for DNA to have a chance of finding somebody?

that's because england is totalitarian, in a free market kind of way

it appears to push bigotry back, while enforcing the economic policies of segregation that led to the Brixton riots and the hormonal poisoning of Alan Turing.

I have, and I was permanently banned from Facebook as a result. I try logging in, and it says it's been disabled. Banned too many times. I've been posting shit on facebook for at least 8 years now, and not a single fucking knock on my door, no interaction with any police officer.

Just admit it, your interpretation of free speech, is calling Sadiq Khan a brown paki muslim nigger that needs to be hung from the nearest lamp post.

poo bum nigger

When seconds count the police are only minutes away.

"dadicate"

>dumb frogposter

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lets just stop enforcing our laws. its too much hassle for the police that have more important things to be doing ffs.

*arrests you for cyber bullying*

What about Coke Zero?

diet cock

twitter.com/Jacob_Williams0
>Muslim, Englishman, traditionalist
>London, England
the utter state

drinking cock

it's coke

the bit on the side sent this to my gf

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keep antagonizing the mexican, the thought of him getting genuinely angry over your mere existence brings me great delight

Because burglary is very hard to investigate and most cases lead to no arrests. The police know they're wasting their time investigating a lot of burglaries and the resources required are too much to investigate properly. Posting racist comments online is punished easily, so the police will take action as they know they can punish an offender. To say "you are more likely to be arrested for calling someone a paki online than burglary" as if it illustrates some point about the priorites of the police is absolutely absurd. The point is so confused and illogical it's almost laughable

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*bullies the people arresting me*

lads look at this daily mail article from 5 years ago, bridin is KEKED and POLICE STATE

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Police are too busy painting rainbows on their shitty Nissan Leafs to actually do anything about crime

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this is pretty common these days

Don't know anything about cock Zero 2bh.

actually a pretty decent profile by the looks of it

*tases you*

>that cock
janny will be hearing about this

You arrive in Oxford

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OY LADS, I MISS THE OL' DAYS I DO, REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD JUST DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD YE? AND JUST FIREBOMB THE PACKIS, I SWEAR ON ME MUM, IT'S LIKE FASCIST JUHMANIE NOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN GO PAKIBASHING WIFOUT VA COPPAS ON YA TAIL, IT'S A SHEM

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>diet cock
>cock Zero
Brilliant.

just sent this to my gf

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ah yes
the london experience

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This.

>le Daily Mail article from 5 years ago
There's a new story every few weeks.

Business idea :- put the police in prison.

everyone should have 2 personal police officers following them at all times to make sure there is no crime

glad cyber bullies are safely behind bars and off our cyber streets

have never been to a greggs before

nobody cares

*Bullies the folk who tasered me*

needs a firebomb or 20