/brit/

*messes you about*

don't like anyone who is "about something"
hate 'em
simple as

guarantee you've already seen it x

What day is Tax Day in Britain?

Over here it's today.

anime

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>some gangster is dissin my fly girl
wat do

>lefty
>hardcore
They are weak.

poo willy waggle wank

food as resistance against globalisation
build a communal farm with the rest of the neighbourhood
don't let (((them))) """feed""" you

i know the feel. im melvin and when i see other people being called melvin i get really angry because i am the true melvin

ahhh
having another flashback of when I was 13 and I invited some of my friends over to my house and we had a fun time, but then on the next monday everyone at school thought we had a big rapey gang bang and the teachers had to investigate

10 years on that memory still haunts me

*drags you out and puts a bullet in your eye*

what was the north/tory relationship like before are Maggie?

Say to the cunt that talk is cheap.

what about clean agua, and electrcidad

True

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you actually did but you were the beneficiary of the rape and repressed it

how do I know? own it on VHS

the hippies in my city have a project where they turn all the back alleys into gardens and communal farms
v comfy

I refer to every Australian as turtle just in case it's turtle

honestly would have rather died a gruesome death in some foreign land defending the Empire at its height than live to see what has become of Great Britain in the modern day

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weird how jimmy saville and thatcher were really, really close
she even pushed to have him knighted
honestly makes me think it does

don't have the space

leftypol ride bicycles and eat salad

Perfect place to piss then.

me in the middle

i.4cdn.org/pol/1523828295766.webm

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i ride a bicycle but dont like rabbit food

can someone please post "wow, great powerplay Jests" at ?

also, don't you all do it, watch if someone replies so we don't spam the thread.

Again, thanks /brit/, you're an ally!

I'm reading British and US soldier accounts from the Mexican-American war and all they keep talking about is how much they want to fuck Mexican women

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Things must change

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*about to bite into hotdog #13*
*runt alarm starts going off*
fuck's sake
*grab runt thrashing stick and head out the door*

leftypol ride t-34s

you just need a flowing water source

>Only lad working in whole department
>All my coworkers are really nice to me

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brits don't have peanut butter
they can't enjoy peanut butter on toast

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theyre in residential neighbourhoods you brainlet degenerate. if you whipped your cock out and pissed in there at 2am someone would call the police on you

Don't see Ireland

Is that because they were fighting for the Kaiser?

nah
repression doesn't work like it does in hollywood

going to try to to swap /brit/ for real life friends
see ya never again xxx

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at this point drinking alcohol just gives me a headache

so everyone can't have that innit

see you tomorrow x

what is it

leftypol have sex

>brits don't have peanut butter
yes we do
it's disgusting though

see you tomorrow

>0 replies
That's fine.

is /cum/ broken?

the irish were being seditious runts and fighting a rebellion against the british. the good micks fought under the union jack

Would you rather spend a year in Mexico or Brazil?

yeah going being up at 1 in the morning online is a surefire way to impress people

there's unironically too much pressure on young people to have sex

see ya! you young whippersnapper
use our gimmicks wisely

peanut butter is great on burgers

don't care

will someone please think of the middle class white men

Never had sex and I'm a young person

Weird ass noise coming out of my bedroom window the past few nights and no idea what it is sounds like a train or summit

Virtue signalling cunt.

>will someone please think of the middle class white men

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lost my virginity at 18
seemed fine at the time

it's like that weird jap comic by what's his name with the thing growing into your window

Just ordered food
says it'll be delivered by 2.30 am

Mexico

30% less likely to get stabbed

remember when Charlie Hebdo celebrated the hurricane and flood in Texas because they assumed the people that were drowning were just racist dumb southerners?

utterly wretched magazine. don't blame the sheeds for taking a few of them out tbqh

the virgin freak post

*thinks of myself*

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only vile paki shite is open at this time

Ita trendy to hate white southerners

show me your war face

WASPs are the most persecuted group in north america

*rubs your tummy*

It's a hard one for me to decide...

fuck off you yank bastard

the more dead y*nks the better
if that hurricane took out just ONE yank poster on /brit/ it was more than worth it

I smell a woman in this thread.

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Are there any left?

Is there anything better than being Scottish? Everyone likes Scotland or the UK and when you are Scottish you can be both or one or the other.

fat cunt haha

just turned on my Xbox

better than eating all the pies wa HETYYYYYYY

vocaroo.com/i/s17xkuS3jIHi

>white
>texas

me

just ordered a paki pizza WA HEYYYYYYY

dixies aren't yanks

got a disposable razor and shaved all the hairs within about 2cm of the base of my penis and it looks fucking weird. the skin looks like how i imagine a shaved rat to look. i don't know whether to shave the rest off or try and 'manscape' it into something smart.

...

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probably because you ate all the pies you fat fucker