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my ancestry tests shoewd I had 60% northern germany, 6% ukrainian, 5% greek and 20% celtic

what gives laz

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just Thailad

melvin just texted me a photo of his girlfriends breasts

Hope melvin dies in a car crash the gay cunt

Should've been a soldier lads

>my ancestry tests shoewd I had 60% northern germany, 6% ukrainian, 5% greek and 20% celtic
>
>what gives laz

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This

step aside, ted

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Need to go out but cant be arsed
Need to shower but cant be arsed
Ah gee, this stinks!

need this to happen to me but with my bollocks

Josie

say that to my face i bet you wouldnt youd probably put your hand out to shake my hand and i wouldnt even notice haha

mental sociopaths are allowed to live freely amongst us

Does anyone here see themselves as a fundamentally bad person, and base their life decisions off of that metric?

At some point in my life (I was probably between 12 and 15) I went through a Megamind style realization of 'the only thing I'm good at is being bad' and ever since then I've made every life decision I've had to make under the premise that I'm somehow a bad person. Kind of like playing the evil character in a video game, but it's my life, and I'd like to put an end to it (put an end to the bad decisions, not my life).

Went to school, fell in with the 'bad' kids, got really good grades, started multiple businesses that only functioned because people were idiots and fell for what I was selling, went to college, fell in with the really bad kids, and have started more businesses since then, most of which have to do with scamming the mentally ill and the elderly.

People come to me when they want something horrible done because they know I most likely won't feel bad (nothing illegal, just weird shit) and I won't really question it. I don't think I'm a sociopath, because a sociopath wouldn't question their behavior this much, and probably wouldn't want to change it. I also can't tell lies to save my life.

I always get into relationships with horrible, mentally ill people, really just because I think they deserve a chance, like I'd hope someone would give me a chance.

For the past few months I've been following the Noahide laws and the laws of the Canadian government pretty much to the letter of the law because doing good deeds doesn't make me feel good and doing bad deeds doesn't make me feel bad, so I assume that making decisions based on a set of laws that typically good people tend to follow will make me at least somewhat look like a good person. Fake it til you make it I guess?

What do you guys think? What should I do from here on out?

Suck your mum beto

fairly sure it's consensual

kill yourself

trump is saving western civilization one tweet at a time

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need a bf lads

What do you want. A frickin absolution?

that doesn't affect what i said at all

dumb frogposter

love how there are still people who unironically think this

>android
just get an iphone

feels good knowing youd all want to shag my gf and that she could make you cum hard from giving you a blowie

well they're clearly not sociopaths so you're the one spouting unrelated drivel

tony blair is a cia agent

>trump is saving western civilization one tweet at a time

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going to kill the next person who talks badly about me (melvin)

>well they're clearly not sociopaths
top kek
the man most certainly is, and the woman is probably just some kind of abuse victim headcase
jog on child

they're equally as hilarious as the people who think he won't serve two terms

Based, voting yes for abortion here so I'll be allowed to do this to any preggo I see.

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I don't think you know what the word means

his fetish is punching women in the stomach
he is a sociopath you dumb cunt melvin

Melvin is a cunt =)

Genetic ancestry said that I'm 6% Romanian and 4% Greek which is strange because I'm Ukrainian diaspora and was born in a village without running water

you all talk big when were all on here but i doubt any of you would come to alice springs skatepark to have a go
going to kill you
you too

Kill yourself demonic cunt

I sometimes wish I was dead

eating another crisp sandwich lads
need to get up to 140lbs

What did op mean by posting this image

Death is overrated

show your face in edmonton (alberta canada or london i don't care) and you're getting a battering that will go down in the history books

Cloud're forming outside lads
Looks like there's a storm brewin'

Foing now lads. Hugs to Beto. Kisses to all. Death to Melvin

>140lbs
alri skeletor

not really there's plenty of romanians in winnipeg

wonder if you lads would fuck my gf doggy, or just have her ride you

>genetic tests
Cringe

Patrick Brewster (20 December 1788 - 26 March 1859), was a Scottish minister largely based in Paisley.

Brewster was born on 20 December 1788, the youngest of the four sons of Mr. James Brewster, and younger brother of Sir David Brewster. In accordance with the wishes of his father, who had destined all his sons to the ministry of the Scottish church, Patrick devoted himself to theology, and received license as a probationer from the presbytery of Fordoun on 26 March 1817.
In August following he was presented by the Marquis of Abercorn to the second charge of the Abbey Church of Paisley, to which he was ordained on 10 April 1818. He continued to occupy this preferment for nearly forty-one years, and died at his residence at Craigie Linn, near Paisley, on 26 March 1859.
Brewster was a favourite of the working classes, and received a public funeral (4 April 1859). In 1863 a monument to his memory was erected by public subscription in Paisley cemetery. The statue placed on the monument is by John Mossman. The monument is in a prominent location, facing the entrance, placed at a split in the paths on the main avenue.

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Ummm I'm not from Winnipeg though????
Took one to see if I had Mongol blood (I do by the way)

dont like doggy
like looking at/kissing my partner during coitus

what is melvin

mate step 1 foot inside alice springs and ill truck you from behind you absolute CRETIN
actually going to kill you and all your gay sheep

Sitting on my roof lads

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a jihad on melvin
inshallah

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alri Texan lad

victims of communism are nazi collaborators and ex-waffen ss members who fled to america

Kansas actually

im melvin
dumb leaf ill kill you

why do americans do this?

*puts hand on yours*
This is where you select you "sign"
*directs the mouse*
The Tower is the best just because of its usefulness in the beginning. All the others can spellcrafted later.

ahh yes
republinonces

never been
always wanted to
ngl

Why have I never heard Greece called the Hellenic Republic?

israelis are the best jfs here

It's shit

HATE RUSSIA and oppressive governments, love communism.

>The Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation is a non-profit, educational and anti-communist organization in the United States, authorized by a unanimous Act of Congress in 1993 for the purpose of educating Americans about the ideology, history and legacy of communism.
>have state sanctioned anti communist propaganda apparatus
>durr duh marxists have taken over society

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>Why have I never heard Greece called the Hellenic Republic?

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He's right though

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lefties are all braindead (yes that includes you)

It's cultural Marxism

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what fucking world do some people live in?

this looks like a nice average american family :)

When I go on a date with a girl via online dating I like to see or hear about what other guys have sent her.

I tell you lads, guys get FURIOUS when they're not responded to. Some will rant on for a dozen messages as they become more desperate and hostile. It's a truly grim thing to behold.

No they don't

american culture is consumerism you dumb bastard

Schumann Fantasies>Chopin Fantasies

I said it, you read it.

all the irish are retards

think i have a crush on cardi b lads

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>No they don't

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the oldest man to ever be president in perpetual rage eating nothing but massive amounts of fast food, who never exercises, is going to live to serve two full terms
yeah okay
I'll be amazed if he doesn't stroke out and die on the toilet within a year

brainlet post

looks inbred

have an opportunity to drive through a few states back to Texas soon. might take a Kansan route, soak in some sunshine, the prairies and all. should be peng