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Rock my world into the sunlight
Make this dream the best I've ever known
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino
Every second is a highlight
When we touch don't ever let me go
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a domino

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The collapse of the USSR was a mistake

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Poo from Emma Watson's bum.

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> all these unwashed non Albertans

Don't hold it against them lads. I would be angry about life too if I didn't live in the promised land.

>The collapse of the USSR was a mistake

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i love stinking of fetid fucking sweaty niggery shit

Based tucker

What did he expect, to get lynched?

I wish

Hour from my house, how can non Albertans even compete?

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Mexico was a mistake

you realise I could move to Alberta next month right? I'd never consider it though. Shithole province overrrun with immigrants.

>hahahahahahahaha I’m racist hahahahahaha.

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*shoots a pellet of hot poo out of my bumhole at you*

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Sorry BC, you don't get to choose what runs through your province and what doesn't. Alberta runs this side of the country.

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Alri Emma.

*catches it and bottles it*

Reddit

it's a bit of water, big rocks and some trees

>Alberta runs this side of the country.
and Quebec runs the entire country

the yanks should annex and invest in Mexico, then they won't need to all move up there

Whatever you say Chang

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But they will haha

imperialist warmongerer

Everywhere would be better if there were no borders.

everybody would welcome an american invasion here

Getting into bed and falling asleep is honestly the highlight of any given day for me

sad!

Worthless shithole with a few pyramids in a jungle and a couple of beach resorts. Literally nothing else of value or interest.

>my wannabe cowboy ass is on fire

* looks up pictures of England *

wow so amazing.

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how about Israel?

> being this mad

I understand, if I didn't live in the land of milk and honey I'd be assblasted too.

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#OnTimeForToilstein
come on lads, get going

gf

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I..
I think I've landed a qt gf lads.

yeah, but there's stuff to do. what are you gonna do once you drive up to the water and trees? just look at them? you'll have taken it all in within a minute, is that really worth an hour's journey?

How?

i hope the white nationalist kills the jewish faggot who post here

For me it's not Toilstein it's Toilpajeet.

If only chug women actually looked like this then the west might be worthwhile

Missourian here, AMA

Where in Missouri?

Most pucking fachines.

I met this girl on tinder a fortnight ago and we've been out a couple of times. We kissed last night.

Does this make her the oft mentioned gf?

Jow Forums has a massive problem with cherrypicking

>A severe tissue-destroying ulcer once rare in Australia is rapidly spreading and is now at epidemic proportions in regions of Victoria, prompting infectious diseases experts to call for urgent research into how it is contracted and spread.
*raises eyebrows*
Jeeves, get me the manager of our australian runt operations

redpill me on the jews and israel thailad

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Ever fuck a qt in the mountains and then smoke a post sex joint together afterwards? If no then you've never lived.

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are you a redneck

remember sammy hagar

moving to arkensaw

just got back from the gym and my back fucking kills, might stop deadlifting since it doesn't make me look any better

>tinder
Why use something like this?

can you not think of an answer yourself

>not racist? go to reddit then lol

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No

>tell me about my country
uhh

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey sexy lady
o o o o
oppa gangnam style
dun dun dun fun dun dun daw dun dun dun dun dun daw dun dun dun dun dun daw dun dun dun dun dun

At least 2 other guys have fucked her since you've met. If you gf a girl off tinder you're a de facto cuck.

blowing my disgusting nose on a tissue

sklorking gobs of snot out

>my Reddit ass is on FIRE

Fost mucking pachines.

Back to 2D it is!

deeply concerned, my stomachs been unsettling for a while

do you go to the gym thailad? Tell me should I stop lifting weights, you decide

kal el no

Real talk though sort yourself out. You wasted time and money on a tinder slut and then considered dating her seriously. If she's on tinder she's a thot.

how did kev find your videos?
only found out about it yesterday, utterly gobsmacked

>I’m racist but you go to another website so I win.

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yuck off fank

why the fuck would you want to do that? it's cold and wet and there are small mammals watching and shit. if i wanted to have sex in the wilderness i'd do it in my car, in a car park like any self respecting englishman. sort it out, we're not cavemen

here we are.......

Just because she isn't your gf doesn't mean she's fucking other guys. Unless she's a turbo slag, she's probably only seeing you at the moment. Just keep seeing her and see where things go. Maybe mention exclusivity (not relationship though)
Cringe some girls just want bfs from tinder

fuck off jewish piece of shit

Imagine being this much of a soyboy LMAO

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I just started like working out a week ago, yes you should
I spoke to him in the comments on one of his videos on youtube

I don't agree with this.

Fuck off spic piece of shit.

blow me schizo spic

I want to smell a fart as it comes out of her butt.

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ah well
*hocks up a load of phlegm*

812

no, i've worked on a couple farms though

Its dem FOOKIN TORIES

i'm racist

> should I stop
sorry read this as 'start' for some reason, no don't stop

any poo nigger man in

Think Canadians are probably the most tedious posters in here

816 myself

woops, 816*