Thank you, Italy

Thank you, Italy.

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np

peng with soda water and a bit of orange

I assume you're drunk right now, and so am I.
But I have to tell you, you're getting drunk on pleb tier shite friendo.

negronis are gross

but i like it

Plebs literally cannot stomach bitter liquor though.

It's red and therefore probably sweet as shit, which will make you puke on the second shot. I will stick to vodka thank you.

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It's sweet but also incredibly bitter. You don't do shots of it.
Vodka is for legitimate plebeians btw

is it true that italians spit in every drink they make

>Vodka is for legitimate plebeians btw
Well if you drink Finlandia, Absolut or Smirnoff vodkas, yeah, you're a pleb. Try Stolich or Russian Standard.

Eristoff master race

gin is like vodka but it actually tastes good

Those are french

Gin is shit and tastes like fragrance.
Pastis is the superior liquor btw.

how does it feel to have the palate of an autistic child?

Never heard of it, it seems good though, but it's non-existant here, sadly.

Gin is unironically for old people/boomers. The dadrock of liquors I would say.
My parents are in their 60s and drink it all the time because it's probably the only times they feel like bypassing the rules by drinking liquor.

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How does it feel to have the palate of a chav or a woman?

It is cheap liquor, it tastes like shit but it costs 6-8 euros in a supermarket and maybe cheaper in a paki store.

>euros
>paki store
>chav
lol

Hmm, it seemed like sophisticated stuff from what I quickly read, think I'll pass then, not a fan of rubbing alcohol tasting vodkas.

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yes I am not a yank as you have guessed.
It is french, it is good for its price, way better than kamchatka shit i get here.
It is very good for mixing because the taste is very neutral.

who here /spritz/ with the lads after work?

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>socially drinking
End yourself mah man

no but you are probably going

who here /unnatural mix of wine and coca cola/ with the lads getting shitfaced on thursday night?

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Why on thursday?

Typical day for university students in Spain to party.
Because sometimes students do not have class on friday.
Because sometimes students have to go to their parents' house or to their town on friday.
Because annoying high schoolers cannot go out on thursday so you do not have to stand them.