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My baby's fit like a daydream
Walking with his head down
I'm the one he's walking to
So call it what you want, yeah, call it what you want to
My baby's fly like a jet stream
High above the whole scene
Loves me like I'm brand new
So call it what you want, yeah, call it what you want to

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SPACKEY BRUCE

>Choose a career path that doesn't make you miserable lads
can't. not good at kicking the ball

just want it to be known that i am melvin and i am not the aussie lyric poster

I want her to flog my nugget.

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Stop using fossil fuels

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test decreasing is a good thing, makes you less violent, more intelligent, more rational.

Went to the shop at 8am this morning to buy vodka

I'm so depressed

Choose a career path that doesn't make you miserable lads

My therapist is shit and is doing nothing to help me

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theyve already beat you to it

Finance

All stress, boring af, long hours, shitty pay for entry, and 8 just don't give a fuck about it

Fancy being a policeman but I need to sort out my alcoholism first

Wish I could do that.

is that jade raymond?

Depending what you do with a photograph raises ethical questions

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Also you get to wear a pretty skirt and the guys old the door open for you

Cannot take you seriously, knowing that you would otherwise be posting about the harry potter girl's farts.

idk not even sure who that is

keep this thread hibernaphobic free, thanks

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>Fancy being a policeman
to do what?

now without makeup

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you can mate
just be yourself :-)

>Fancy being a policeman
Wouldn't being a British LEO be humiliating?

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is thailad in?

no, the nonce hunters got'im

Back on the bog lads, diarrhea is showing no signs of ceasing. Legs feel strangly restless right now, kinda hurts

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arrest people who make mean comments about muslims on twitter

oh is that so? good thing im not a nonce and i have nothing to worry about
*wipes hard drive*

Looks like my younger normie brother is moving out very soon lads. He's going to Brisbane to do electrical training. Looks like I'm going to be the only child. Haha

Tfw no Anglo gf

want me to heem him for you?

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Where are you mate?
Would dread working as a policeman in the city, although working in a hot Fuzz type setting would be comfy

cheeky clog wearing cunt
would heem you into the stratosphere

im the only one at home with my parents now. super comfy ngl i even started cooking since the kitchen is always free now

ow my orifices

Sorry m8. I’ll be more careful next time.

Nah.

Come said the boy
Let's go down to the sand
Let's do what we wanna do -- let me be a man for you

Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh

And she said -- well i've been waiting for a long time, and you've changed a lot
Up-till now it's been the wrong time to know whether to from here or not -- ohhh well come with me boy, just take my hand
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me

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*bitchslaps you across the face for disrespecting the other Dutch user*

how can I get a girl to let me lick her arsehole?

I'm a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out

I'm a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out

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good cause i couldnt anyway

I'm a NEET, I believe the most important thing to avoid falling in to the "NEET trap" is to keep a schedule

i.e go to bed and wake up at the same time every day, dedicate some time to exercise etc etc

Most depressed NEETs on here go to bed at 6am, wake up at 2pm, sit and watch anime and achieve nothing all day, then wonder why they're depressed

do mary had a little lamb again. didnt even know there was multiple verses until u did that haha

but im only depressed when someone tries to make me break that

I got money on my mind, not a hoe
I got fiends up on my line I gotta go
I got lean up in my cup my antidote
I got, I got, yeah you know
I got money on my mind, not a hoe
I got fiends up on my line I gotta go
I got lean up in my cup my antidote
I got, I got, yeah you know

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Do you live with your mom

>this section of river has a 100% mortality rate

wew

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Your eyes are almost dead, can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress, and you're a mess
You look in the mirror

You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors [?]

Your mother's dead, she said
"Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead, you're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

You're a wasted face, you're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust

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what do u mean? for kayaking or something?

where is it?

yeah duh

Went for a casual swim in the Bolton Strid, don't get the fuss tbqh, I mean there were a few whirlpools, but nothing my phelps-tier swimming couldn't get away from

Its the portal to shoal
Yorkshire

I thought they gave you a free flat and monthly income for NEETs in the UK

need my bollocks tearing against those rocks

im gonna watch a youtube vid about it sounds cool

Gaijin here. Anything to do in Winchester or Southempton? I‘m here only one day

Its a SCP

cathedral in winchester

can you spot me airfare

No, every single person who fell in accidentally has died.
It's in Bolton

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

He followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
He followed her to school one day
Which was against the rule
It made the children laugh and play
Laugh and play, laugh and play
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

And so the teacher turned him out
Turned him out, turned him out
And so the teacher turned him out
But still he lingered near
And waited patiently
Patiently, patiently
And wai-aited patiently
Til Mary did appear

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

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what if someone purposefully entered it

What books you lot reading then?

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u know how long the actual dangerous bit goes for? pretty mental desu

It would be extremely painful

love early morning lyric posters

>reading
fuck off bumlord

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The current is unusually strong, if you submerged yourself willingly and were caught in it then you'd still die

i know ur memeing but it seems like even if you had scuba gear and stuff you would still just die getting smashed against rocks and stuff

is it a popular suicide spot then

the magic mountain

lol no, benefits here are pretty bad for a single male NEET, if you're not severely ill(i.e literally unable to work), you only get £70 a week, and even then they're constantly trying to force you in to the neo-mines and take away your bennies

If you're an achmed who came over on the last truck from calais, you get a free house and a monthly salary though

haha 1337

It's in Yorkshire lad, don't know why it's called bolton tbf

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TUNE

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

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>tfw Mary Had A Little Lamb is about Jesus

Gott ich will der Zauberberg in meinem arsch

Adulthood is very grim

Yeah it's nice when one work of fiction references another

shall be watching A Quiet Place

the gf

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Wussy friend of mine says he think he could only stand working 4 days a week

Yo boi's finna get dabbed on

>man shitty

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