You wake up

You’re now a Dutchman living in the Netherlands. Your only hobby is drinking beer with your neighbors which are all unemployed just like you.

What’s your reaction??

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Pretty great

This is your friend Rinus and his beautiful wife Romana.

Say hi to them

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Literally nothing changes but the fact that i now drink with my neighbours.

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Well that's pretty much business as usual. Different scenery I guess?

Start gorging myself on strong coffee and stroopwafles.

Launch myself into the stratosphere.

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nice

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There is no difference

Change stripes' order in your flag and this is Russia.

Hi to them

The Netherlands is very low and the stratosphere far away

Why do these people look the same in every country? With average people you can at least guesstimate their nationality, but these amorphous blobs of fat and beer look like they all shop for clothes at the same store. The pair from just as easily be from Lithuania as from Netherlands. Why?

You’re done eating so what do you do?

That’s right. You throw your food out the window. This is very normal in the Netherlands

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Feels great

try living in southern USA

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Complain about slavs stealing my job.

We have shortages all over the labor market

Sounds like a good life

Sounds nice

Crooswijk best place to live. Its the poorest area of the country but I still love it :^)

Never stops the wellfare queens form complaining about foreigners stealing their jobs.

>poorest
I mean is it really? Rotterdam isn’t as wealthy as Amsterdam but still those people are living in a very highly developed city. They could all get a job if they wanted to.
Meanwhile there’s also people living in Delfzijl and such

>What’s your reaction??

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Learn the better version of dutch

Afrikaans

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Rotterdam is full of Africans but none of them speaks Afrikaans

great

Going to Spain on vacation to get wasted and pissing the streets because their government needs "touristic enrichment" and nobody will stop me.

I know, your capitals are flooded shitholes.

I've actually never met anyone from the Netherlands who has been white.

1 was a turk
2 was a Albanian
3 was from Morocco
4 was from Brazil
5 was an Asian from China

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i'd go and smash some stamppot with the lads, then go and watch AJAX play some footy before heading to the local cafe and having a dance to some ronnie flex and lil klein, continually smashing the amstels and hetog jans as i go. if the night takes a turn for the better ill be snorting some 50 euro a gram coke and looking for a cutie dutchie whom i would ask to nerk in the kerk.