Tfw you'll never be French

>how can one be so ungrateful?
What would I be grateful for?
This is exactly why I hate you and your kind

As I am grateful for your soldiers dying for our liberty, I was hoping you would too.

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Ferme ta guele am*ricain
Tu dois montrer du respect quand tu parles avec des francaises

Dailly reminder, we'll soon be the same country! There is hope at the end of the tunnel.

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VIVE MON EMPEREUR JUPITERIEN.
JE LUTTERAI POUR LA FRANCE CONTRE LE PERFIDE ALBION.
VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE FRANCAISE.
youtube.com/watch?v=TKtCVblxDRc

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What's the oldest document that modern French people can read and understand today, in French? When does "French" become a dialect of Latin, and become difficult to comprehend?

Will somebody depressed if i post a thread that you'll never be Russian?

There is honor and history in being Russian, but it seems more difficult. It's like a video game on "hard" mode. It's more respectable, but it's more challenging.

The oldest document I read in original version was a judgement against Damien, one who tried to kill Louis XV. They had this way of writing 'f' like a long 's'. You can find said decisions onnline in French, but written in modern French. Basically there is two decisions: one against Robert-François Damien himself, he was sentenced to torture and then death (the decision is very pictural, so you can really imagine all the tortures he lived before dying); and one against his family, his close family had to leave the kingdom under penalty of death without any trial, and his far family had to change its name and never use it again, under penalty of death without any trial too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert-François_Damiens

I allso read a lot of philosophy, the oldest French philosophers I read are from the XVI-XVIIth centuries, it is perfectly understable. If you get an older document maybe I could try to read it?

It would work if you put
>you'll never be a russian oligarch
>you'll never be a russian mafia leader

Can you read Chanson de Roland?

orbilat.com/Languages/French/Texts/Period_02/Roland/001-049.htm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oaths_of_Strasbourg
Can you read these?
French has evolved a lot so it might be hard.
I am from Spain and I speak french but this is complete gibberish.

>tfw French-Scandi-Anglo hybrid
Utter plebs, the lot of you.

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Probably a bunch of shitskins and mutts.

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I got some basics latin's and etymology's knowledges, so I can hardly read it but I barely understand it. Most French couldn't do both.

>tfw no German GF.

B... but I like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=wgdMuxtW0q0

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Don't pay attention, i like you.
youtube.com/watch?v=35UnkTdPhO0

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Kind of the same for me.
Btw, can you understand this, it is considered the first spanish recorded, but it is from the XI century, I can.
Con o aiutorio de nuestro
dueno Christo, dueno
salbatore, qual dueno
get ena honore et qual
duenno tienet ela
mandatione con o
patre con o spiritu sancto
en os sieculos de lo siecu
los. Facanos Deus Omnipotes
tal serbitio fere ke
denante ela sua face
gaudioso segamus. Amen.

>tfw I’ll never be born in Europe and speak 6 languages fluently

Tfw born in Europe and can only speak Dutch and some English and just about enough German to say mean things to them online

I just get some words, I understand even less than I did with ancient French texts you shared.

Join the legion

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GIVE THE LINK!

en.legion-recrute.com/

That looks like a retarded version of Portuguese, to be honest.

>tal serbitio fere ke

Tal servicio "fere" que? That sounds like when Africans in Sierra Leone or Liberia speak English.

It is pretty hard, I had to read it several times to get an idea of what it is saying and then I had to look at a translation to modern spanish to completely understand it.
I think it is pretty cool how our languages evolved from a common root.
t. Rhode Island

What french thinks about the Foreing Legion? Do France truly needs in this sort of army which consists of foreigners whose life has some dark pages? Is Legion sort of social lift for guys?

dont worry you're not missing much

Pas de chance

no, you usually burn your lands and run to find a place where to hide like rats

they're badass
no, it just happened to be this way and we have no reason to get rid of this
no people come "because it's the legion"

Well, if a nation's millitary power was reduced to only its manpower, France would be in pretty high position just because of that legion.
For foreigners, it gives a fair chance to be a french citizen with their familly, and for us it gives an almost unlimited amount of higly-trained soldiers in case of foreign interventions (which often happen in countries the soldiers are from)

If you're a qt with a nice butt and bank account we can get gay married and you could get the French citizenship after two years.

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