How does Jow Forums feel about Malta?

How does Jow Forums feel about Malta?

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shouldnt be independent

You belong to us

Fuck off.

They speak arab but write with latin letters or something like that.

Rude

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A friend of mine lived there for a year and I have visited Malta for 2 weeks.
What can I say? It’s a nice place. But no vegetation and more cramped than my city.
I cannot imagine life to be very fun if you don’t like going out a lot.

My hatred for Italians increases as time passes.

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It should become a catholic fundamentalist theocratic dictatorship under the Knights of Malta.
Other than that it is cool that they speak bastardized arabic.

Malta is Italy

I like them

He was a fool.

I feel nothing

As the whole Lybia

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That's literally tunisian derja

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t. tunisian in Milan

What are you guys?

Tell me how you understand it like the countless other roaches feel the obligation to do.

>One of only two countries who gives us points in Eurovision no matter what
>Put up with being the most bombed place on earth for a while because of us
>Decent beer
>Lots of exotic birds (and the wildlife is decent too, baddum tish)
>Not salty like other Commonwealth nations

9/10, solid bros

No offence, just an amazing fact.

Our derja never got standarized until Bourguiba, and even now is barely getting any wide recognition on the arab world.

You were able to literally standarize and spread a dying remnant of siculo arabic.

It's really jus derja + sicilian + random english words.

Cool

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I know very little about this country. Just a few random historical things and your capital city because of geography autism.
I would bet 95% of Americans have never heard of it and 99.9% couldn't locate it on a map.

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I doubt many Europeans can point it out

>lots of exotic birds
yeah sure, when hunters arent shooting them down

>How does Jow Forums feel about Malta?

Would bomb again. Cool flag

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All Europeans can point it out.

>amazing fact
nothing amazing about it. I'm just sick of this going over and over and over
and over. We know what our language is, no need to lecture us about it.

>Lots of exotic birds (and the wildlife is decent too, baddum tish)
Are we talking about the same Malta?

No they can’t. Average western-European thinks of anything East of Germany to be one bit blob with Prague and Budapest in the middle.

>It should become a catholic fundamentalist theocratic dictatorship under the Knights of Malta.

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I legit never knew your country existed until I came on this board, my knowledge of geography is retarded. I like your flag doe desu.

YOU BROKE OUR THEATRE
GIVE IT BACK!

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European island dwellers I think.

I dunno man, I don't know much about Malta

They offered to re-built it ircc. Blame our people on that one.

tfw it looks like shit now

I refuse to accept this. Maybe the br*Ts are this stupid but not mainland Europeans.

Of course a christ killer would oppose this.
Isabel did well expelling you leeches in 1942.

It looks horrid like the rest of the entrance. I get legit pissed off just thinking about it. Fuck Piano with a hammer.

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I mean the 99.9% figure with absolute seriousness. I would bet a lot of money fewer than 1 out of 1000 americans could locate Malta on a map. Even just general vicinity. If they pointed at sardinia or sicily I'd count it as close enough.

>Of course a christ killer would oppose this.
>Isabel did well expelling you leeches in 1942.

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Even the old Valletta gate got fucked to high hell.

Theocratic governments suck dude.

>Kikes getting mad because they are going to hell
>Meanwhile I will spend eternity in heaven contomplating god
Should not have killed your LORD

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Like I said, the rest of the entrance got raped too. The knights who saw the City getting built are now digging trenches rolling in their graves.

Fuck you both desu.

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It is useful.

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>he enjoys being a glorified british military base

>b-but it looks cool in my bido games and manowar songs, DESU VOLT

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You overestimate people. I know people that have been all over Europe but don’t know the most basic stuff about those countries.
Like my friend that lived in Malta and couldnt figure out there was an Arab root in their culture despite living in a place named Rabat
Well that is really low.

>1942

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Knights Saint John were here for a while, thanks for the small donation of your superior semen

I want this Valletta back.

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Why do we keep destroying our heritage just to replace it with shitty contemporary stuff

Everyone in Finland between the ages of 18-40 can locate Malta with no problem

No they can’t. Most people don’t share your interest in geography and history.

Don't thank us, they ain't Maltese.

You gotta get with the times man! Fuck them lovely buildings when you can have towers upon towers of plain disgusting concrete!

At least we have the funny cow statue now

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>tfw I wanted to write 1492 but put 1942 so I look like a pagan nazi larper retard instead of a god fearing man.
>Also Maximilian Kolbe died for such ingrate men.

What a load of crap lol. At least Triton square looks nice.

How many people do you personally know that can name all the islands in the Caribbean? How many people do you know can name every language being used right now? Just cause you know this stuff doesn't mean everybody else does too. Learn to let go of your pride and be realistic.

I'm not really interested in geography or history. This is basic, everyone learns this in elementary school

DEEUS VULT

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ye nah

In Finland everyone has to know every country in Europe or they are considered a retard

He eat other fishe ass lmoa

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Then the quality of education in your country is pretty good m8.

L-lewd

I think it’s pretty cool.

Don't they give others exams in geography where you have to name all the countries in Europe?
We had these in elementary school and so we learned. We also had exams where we had to name all the European mountains, seas and rivers.

People remember things they did in elementary school?

I remember those exams because they were so easy because all you had to do was memorize things.

Geography isn't treated with much importance here, it's mostly just treated as an extra class that nobody really likes but has to go through in order to get good predicted grades. Most people here focus on the sciences and maths only. It's easy, you're right, but people forget it just as easily as they learn it.

Yeah we had those

And you think people still know all the Balkan states? Or the Baltics? Or even knows the difference between Balkan and Baltics? Or the Monau and Donau?

Can not stress enough the extent of geographic ignorance among Americans. But in their defense, there is no reason for them to know malta or monaco or luxembourg etc. Majority of them can live their entire life not knowing any European countries other than "italy is the one that looks like a boot right?" and it would be of no real consequence. It blows my fucking mind how many people I know that don't even know the location of US states.
This kind of information is regarded with significantly less importance here.

Meanwhile the average Europoor can only point out Florida for the exact same reason

The best one is the one with the dude bending over that got vandalized.

most US states have 0 historical significance

But every Qatari can point out all the Middle Eastern countries, yes?

Yes

Its really tiny UwU

I always think of old tyme movies when I hear the word Malta

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Yes that's true, but I'm pretty sure if I pointed to a little island below Italy on the map and asked them "what country is this?" They'd probably tell me it's a part of Italy. The average person is not super intelligent buddy, the average person is not some elite geographer.

Malta = gambling industry

We had an actor that took part in numerous old American movies.

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Even then though it's better than what we can offer. It's a cultural thing. We dont value geography at all in this society for some reason. Most people don't really know general US geography and absolutely pathetic levels of knowledge of anything outside it.

>Half could not find New York State on a map of the United States. A third of the respondents could not find Louisiana, and 48 percent couldn't locate Mississippi on a map of the United States

>A National Geographic poll of over 500 young Americans, aged 18 to 24, showed that six per cent failed to locate their own country on a map of the world. Among those with a high school education or less, the figure was one in ten. Only one in three could find Great Britain on a map.

As a child I thought malt beer comes from Malta

Forgot to mention that he was offered the part of Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather but he had to refuse it due to health issues.

I'm sure Finnish people would have trouble naming all the small Gulf states.
We're just taught our own region and the important parts of the rest of the world

around 9 years ago I have been to Malta, still having vivid memories of it.

even tasted your drink, it was some kind of soda, quite bitter, but refreshing. Can't remember it's name. Something with K and R. Kinkey's?

Kinnie. You either love it or you hate it.

Why does Miriam poster hate italy now?

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He is obviously an autistic neckbeard.

I hate you so much, I deleted my stash of her photos.

You're a mutt dog.

you are an arab, go to /mena/ already

You're an obese abomination, go to the gym already.

wtf happened dude? :(

dont make me get the muzzle mutt!

It sounds cool, I'd like to visit there sometime.

>Oy vey, you stupid Goyim don't get to make theocracies, only us and our Semite brothers get to do that!

I just don't like you.

kek

I seriously hope my country won't ever become a theocracy, through there are troubling signs that it might happen.

best potatoes on earth, really nice flag,