Do you own weapons?

knife, brass knucks, pic rel. for personnel reasons

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Whoah easy mate, you better be behind a vpn.

I have a double tired bike.

I have political incorrectness.

sawed off shotgun always kept under passenger seat of car but for everyday carry only military grade pepperspray from America

I have a shot-gun, but it's more of an antique, than a weapon. It has a golden trigger

Yes, 3 butter knives

I throw matches at people to cause 1st degree burns

7 bolt riffles, 3 shotguns, 1 airgun.

2 knifes that are now categorized as weapons (i think that was a fair call when it happened, some fucked up Somalis was trying to starting a gang war)

Mauser 8mm something something
1 semiauto shotgun
1 double barrel shotgun

Assault 22mm bullet.

I owned MP153 shotgun but sold it, because had to travel much.

all these mentally unstable 4ch posters with weapons. idk how to feel about this xDDD

user they're just weapons

What have you got to fear? They never leave their house, and you probably don't either.

I worked on a shotgun range for three years..
I live in the city now though so there's no need for a gun.

Sure. This'll take me a while if you want me to take a picture.

I dediced it wasn't important to put all of the rest of the less than lethal I have laying around. So here, the main pieces.

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I rub in on my girls ass everyday to keep that fresh brap scent lingering forever

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nice fucking katana you dweeb weeb

>a fucking sword
LMAO faggot careful not to cut your virginity xDDDD

I'm glad you like her. Do you want more pictures while I still have her out?

How much gay you need to be to print anime on rifle?

Katana is the most effective self defence weapon, if I was attacking someone and they unsheathed that bad boy I'd be laughing far too hard to harm them. It'd be a direct hit to my sides from which they'd never recover.

No fear of that, because you can't cut something that doesn't exist. Even katanas aren't sharp enough for that.

yeah but make sure do put on your fedora as well lmaeoa

That's airshit, but to answer your question: 0%. Only the manliest men have enough balls to put cute things on their guns and not give a fuck.

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You don't know the names of your own firearms?

No ATF officer, I lost my firearms in a lake accident. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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Easily disproven by looking at the owners of any of those pieces.

I don't have a fedora, but I have this cap which I usually wear. I included it in the picture for you.

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>Only the gayiest gays have enough deepness to put anime shit on their
plastic pistol toys

My ancestors would be proud of me :)

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my wits and my pen

Really? I wasn't aware you could tell.

Evaluate my gayness then, please.

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I have 2 swords and a knife but I don't know if I should post them.

I have a knife and pepper spray, but carrying a knife around is illegal. I wanted to get a gun, but the paperwork is probably impossible without joining a hunting or shooting club and even then, you're not allowed to carry it on you. A telescopic bat (expandable baton) would also be nice, but they're illegal.

Basically, OC or CS spray are the only choice. But at least Croatia is mostly safe, anyway.

100% passive cocksucker

>Manlet
>Average scrawny build
>Dress like a child
>Front holster
>Memeloving fuck
I'll give you an 8/10 on the homosexuality scale

But having your cock sucked isn't gay. It's only gay if you're an active cocksucker.

I have a poleaxe.

Sick
show us a pic

t. brit

>Manlet
What's the current height limit for manlet status?
>Average scrawny build
Pssh, everyone knows that speed > muscle.
>Dress like a child
Yes, all the time. Shame that you can't see my allovers in the picture, my mum was out at the time and I can't get them on me by myself.
>Front holster
Having the most efficient way to conceal and draw is pretty gay, I admit. Manly men put their gun in places where it's the hardest to reach, like their ankle.
>Memeloving fuck
I'll give you that one. Don't you just hate it when 9gag steals all those Reddit Memes™ bro like spurdo the Reddit™ original.

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Haven't hafted it yet mate. The head is also sitting in my dads workshop. Waiting for me next Centerlinks to get a nice piece of ash milled up for a haft.

>haft
>head
CONFIRMED FOR GAY LOL

That's actually quite gay.

If I owned a gun I'd probably kill myself some random drunken night

Yeah mate so gay.

Comedy gold.

Having weapons is pretty gay, true. The true men drop their pants in front of a random nigger and put their knives in a knife surrender bin.

There's a gun store next to me though and it's kindof cool. I went in there once and I have so say, rifles are fucking tiny and light, so are handguns. Older revolvers have some weight but most of them feel like their made of ultralight materials or whatever. It's like holding a toy.

Kinda dusty. They're just random gifts I got so I just have them laying around.

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how the fuck do you chase your moose with that.

Our authorities are almost as bad with "weapons"

Baässedkken

i own and know how to operate a machete in any condition and wether

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I don't follow

Pic related is the cloest I come to a weapon.

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>know how to operate a machete
So you know how to.. swing it?

Why would I want to go to jail for a minimum of 5 years? And I don't give enough of a fuck to join and participate in a shooting club so I can legally own a firearm.

Yes but I don't really do anything with them and haven't been shooting in a few years. Now I just have an AK sitting in my closet collecting dust.

it's an art you wouldn't understand it unless you saw it

t-teach me sensei

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You dishonored your brave ancestors.
Where is your battle axe, son? To England!
People of this land are weak, we'll get their riches, kill their men, get their women!

That's a cute wakizashi.

A blunt and a sharpened bamboo spear under the bed. Blunt for smacking snakes and sharp ones for stabbing.

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t. needs the UK to defend himself from Mother Russia

I own several knives.

Don't think they are very useful as weapons. Handy EDC tools though.

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I don't. I bring it along for self defense against polar bears.

You know he can't bring an unlicensed butterknife to England, right?

I have rifles, shotguns, pistols, a shitty sword, a tomahawk, a shitty mostly decorative dagger and lots of knives

MD9 Pistol.

I have a rifle and a selection of butter knives

>butter knives
Oi you got a loicense?

i have a machette , an air rifle and a hockey stick

Flip knife and an air rifle
neither are for selfdefense

>Do you own weapons?
Some.

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I hate you for posting this pic

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Yeah I own a .22 rifle and a 9mm hand gun.
Also some knives if you want to count those as weapons

Yes, a 12/70 semi-automatic shotgun.

Isn't it illegal to own pistols in Brazil?

yes, except for security, police and military officers

I have 12 guns.

>people honestly got butthurt because some autist painted a cheap mauser

A compound bow, but only for archery

If I want a gun I'd either have to join a shooting club a be a member for at least 1 year, or get a hunting license

Based
I'd like to own a M92S but it seems unlikely

No, i don't need it.

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Bin that spork

>cricket bat in my room
lewd