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Aussie aussie, son of a prossie

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Rogers
hooktube.com/watch?v=7LKk9op-RAA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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HAHA TAKE THAT YOU AUSCUNT

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Stan Rogers, definitely worth checking out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Rogers

when u pwn an aussie epig style

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me proddy

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good lad
cannot fucking stand over confident aussies
which is 99% of the population here

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I've been to Southampton but I've never been to scunthorpe

At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: 'I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I'm going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?'

— But it's nicer in here ...

So you were born to feel 'nice'? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don't you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can? And you're not willing to do your job as a human being? Why aren't you running to do what your nature demands?

me

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any blue purp man in

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that feeling when no ethnostate

don't understand why girls wear their jeans ripped like this

>s-see /brit/? I am just like you guys
poothetic

industry

just came inside my own arse

alri zhang

How did I get an England flag

alri

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a couple decades ago mate

I feel the lyove, I feel the lyove

hate that japan will soon learn the fate of sweden

might go there and warn them

wish i was an american housewife in the 1950s, my only concerns in the world keeping my kids fed and looking pretty for my husband

The 'at

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funny looking rat

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white male/female during the 1950s must have been the peak of comfyness the world has ever seen

cute x

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LEAVE ME ALONE

horrid paki pet.

*quotes marcus aurelius*
*acts like his son*
aha

*keeps you company*

receptionist just asked if it was okay for her to do an email to everyone about me leaving the company
didn't even know she knew

Sent my sister 5 pictures I had taken of myself and to choose 1 for my dating profile.

She said to not use any of them

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clogberg

need a fucking job

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Expected better of you Louis

alri

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spent £90 on a night out in london recently

didn't even get any gear in

Nah. Peak comfiness was rich American or British person born in the year 1900.

Rich person born in the year 1720 was pretty comfy too

post em here

So what's it like having a fuckin PREGNANCY fetish of all things la

prossielad? give us her number xoxo

also
hooktube.com/watch?v=7LKk9op-RAA
any IRA man in

bet "Tony" is a boomer

i am that hedonistic bee lying in the sweet nectar of a peaceful plant. i am of a certain privilege whereby i do not need to toil to lie in bed. i can lie in bed forever, if i really want to. the more i get out of bed the more my out-of-bed world improves, but my bed-world stays the same. i can see lions and blue whales on my computer. i can listen to the hilarious back and forths of comedians and read the poems and novellas of true geniuses. i can enjoy film, and music at my leisure. the out-of-bed pleasures are tangible, but they don't get you anywhere in-bed.

I unironically have one

Looking forward to impregnating the missus and worshipping her like the goddess she is to be quite frank with you

got a £30 voucher to wagamamas because my fiancée put in a complaint after last time when we didn't get our chilli squid

grim

Why do lefties and righties in yankland spend so much time fighting each other when the real cause of all their troubles are the ones making the laws and selling them stuff

Me too. Wanna set up a business together?

SO DEPRESSED BUT YEAH I FUCKIN' MANAGE

>wagamamas

hahah alri deano! You comin down to the black bull later to watch the game with me and smithster?

ah yes

the deano life

excellent

found a post on /ck/ that stands out as especially yankish

>92 on Saturday

just die you old bitch

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just ate but still hungry

hypocrite

i want charles to die first then she can die

same lad

*shouts loudly across the pub*
ALRI DEANO

We need Charles to be king for as long as possible.

He's our sole chance of finally becoming a republic.

fat shit

LIFE IS SO DAMN TRAGIC

this is surely a gimmick

>wagamamas
>fiancée
>chilli squid

when did insane asylums stop being a thing? i've been led to believe they were reformed around the 1960s but i've seen references to them from as recently as the 90s

>when did insane asylums stop being a thing?

What do you think this place is?

I am an American. Ask me anything

kikes lad

virgin freak

was fishing for deano responses tbf but it's 100% true lol

Made a shake

2x nanas
half pint of almond milk
half pint of whole milk
2x teaspoons of whole earth peanut butter
1.5x scoops of protein powder.
1x teaspoon of cocoa powder
1x tablespoon of honey

Rate, you homos.

developing somatoform disorder lads

yeah he's a proper deano

>go to my Sainsbury's Local to buy some snacks
>clean aisles, good selection of all sorts of stuff, decent prices
>queue up in a neat line that looks big but moves so quickly im barely waiting for 40 seconds before getting to the Self-Checkout
>in and out in 5 minutes tops

compare and contrast with:
>go to the LIDL near my mates house to get snacks
>all the aisles are sticky and a little dirty
>baffling selection of goods on display - a whole aisle for different types of butter but not a SINGLE cold drink for sale and no crisps either except for 6-packs of shitty LIDL ownbrand nonsense
>go to queue up
>weird huddled mass of people waiting for the checkouts, no clear queue
>queue isnt that big, but moves AGONISINGLY slowly
>everyone using the checkout seems to have some sort of disability
>see a girl drop, pick up, then drop her shopping on the floor over and over again
>an old lady trying to put a folded up £20 into the machine sideways
>an overweight black lady wearing a jacket that says "We Were Here First" shouting "HAY!" over and over again at the staff guy while he tries to help a seemingly prepubescent child buy some cider
>even when im at the front of the "line" have to wait for like 2 minutes for a space at one of the TEN selfcheckouts

lesson learned lads
never go to Stockwell/Elephant & Castle
not even if your mate lives there

we need to go back

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Lidls remind me of pop-up shelters at natural disaster sites

Whats the most Jow Forums board on Jow Forums lads?

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oh... s-silly.. rrrrunt
the wwworld is the realll insa.ne asyulm
r.run by me...

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Ah yes, the London experience.

me on the right posting on /brit/

cringey, underage and cancerous? /b/
actually genuinely passionate + bustling communities around a nerdy or niche interest? /tg/

hi is it true that Americans are better than Europeans?

can i come out please

woah yeah, coachella darling

/tg/ is full soyboy sjw nowadays
8tg is much better
slow asf uck though

>bunch of qt boys wearing black uniform cuddling and having fun in field
nazis were really good at homoerotic art

/o/ is so autistic they manage to arrange successful meetups all the time
my vote goes to /b/ anyway