He did it Jow Forums
he fucking did it
MyPillow guy was a crack addict turned pillow merchant
If he can beat a crack addiction while selling a fucking pillow, what's your excuse for not making it?
Crack Addict to Multimillionaire
Gavin Miller
Benjamin Cox
I'm not a crack addict
Brody Evans
He said was
Julian Fisher
8 years ago, he was smoking rock
now he's hanging out with POTUS
what's your excuse BIZ?
Nathaniel Cooper
When you are a drug addict, you need to have a regular income.
To have a regular income, you need to develop skill, or social ties, or others way to acquire the ressources to get your drug.
When you fight an addiction, you are put into a whole social net, meet nurses and doctors, go to support groups, get on programs to help you find a decent job.
Your story of ex-druggies is something abnormal, and abnormality is the best way to stand out, and the best way to sell something is to stand out.
You fucking retard. I bet you are one of those dimwits spouting shit like "that cripple doing a remarkable thing is so inspiring", when the REASON it's doing remarkable things is BECAUSE it's a cripple.
HANDICAPS ARE MOTIVATION
MOTIVATION IS EVERYTHING
In war, in business, in love, in apotheosis, motivation is everything.
David Scott
an ex-crack addict surrounded by a morally bankrupt conman and the biggest closeted fag on the planet
wowee
Ayden Jackson
>If you have morals its because you're secretly xxxxxx
Woah you're smart bro
Alexander Young
Camden Thomas
>have morals
>Yet he backs one of the most immoral and blatantly dishonest presidents in US history
you're apparently much more clever, user
Brody Barnes
>what's your excuse
God hates me
Michael Butler
Motivation is fleeting.
Hatred and discipline are everything.
Carter Peterson
> success is valid only when it is achieved within my specific ruleset for morality which is entirely subjective
I hope that wojack is a self-portrait you did user
Isaac Allen
>one of the most immoral and blatantly dishonest presidents in US history
says who?
Joshua Edwards
Trump is a godsend faggot.
Daniel Miller
Why would god send a faggot?
Dylan Diaz
How does one become a merchant?
Ryder Thomas
the latest my pillow guy commercials are so fucking bad.
Ethan Roberts
Theyre not even good pillows. Its just all different sizes and shapes of foam stuffed in. You take out however much you want for the firmness you want. Totally insane this crackhead somehow became rich with a shitty pillow. The power of advertising.
Isaiah Thompson
I don't have a pillow to sell
Sebastian Fisher
Well that makes sense, on his commercials he wears a big cross necklace. I guess he found God and got off of crack.
Anthony Sanders
His commercials make me want to do crack
Nicholas Young
trump fag detected
Juan Evans
Billy did coke. I think you have to be on hard drugs to be a true pitchman.
Caleb Ross
he inspired me to create MyKneepads, the comfiest kneepads on the planet
Jackson Cruz
Evan Roberts
>shitty pillow
It's pretty good desu.
Aaron Watson
If he expanded into dakimuras Jow Forums would praise him
Lucas Edwards
I know you’re poor
Wyatt Reed
junkies are turbonormalfags
it's insanely easy to become a millionaire if you can interact with people, the only thing stopping the average normie from success is their own laziness and stupidity
Juan Johnson
literal fag detected