/brit/

hate tories because i hate myself because i can't get a gf because of tories

Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No, it's not wrong, but I must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?

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Aane wala pal
Jane wala hai

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Did I upset he little povvo runt?

Astounded that you'd think I care.

nice callback

Why are southerners so fucking shit at banter?

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business idea:

abolish the military for a few years and spend the billions making britain look like a half decent place to live

no I'm just saying that if you're going to insult people at least do it right

WAGWUN BLUD ITS THEM FUCKING TORIES CUZ THATS KEEPING US DOWN NIGGA

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does anyone know where to buy strap-ons?

i'm going to poison all food storages in London and kill 6 million anglos

imagined a scenario where I was fleeing from a life or death situation and came to the conclusion that the only things I would need are
>keys to my car
>wallet
>smartphone (not a must, since I can always get a new phone easily)
what are yours /brit/

is your gf called emma or are you one of those Emma Watson posting twats

how do I act around people who don't swear? am I supposed to not swear too? it makes me very uncomfortable

Are you another tranny?
Probably another tranny.

doesn't take billions for you to visit the countryside, mate

shes actually called Hannah
i said "Emma" to hide her identity, just in case

did a think

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thought that was oxford as he would post something like that but emma isn't a very chinky name :p

Lads, would you say that multiculturalism has been a success in Britain?

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>Anglos
>in London

is oxford a nice city

ah yes, the working class

lol

yep, yuge success

Hannah is a chav name. My sympathies.

Jefferey after hrt

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shes from the Isle of Man

excuse me
where should I look for anglos to kill then?

balck ppleoe

aha bender

Deporting those Windrush folk in error was nothing to do with Brexit.

Too many students, too many tourists, too many pakis

no he's a bender

A chavvy sea gypsy with a dirty mind. Now we're talking.

Norfolk.

fucking answer me

why would a bloke be called hannah?

anywhere in east Anglia really

every negative thing that's happened since 2016 is due to Brexit

FUcking hell.....its tomorrow innit

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you know the answer, you're just feigning ignorance so you can humble brag about being "hard" and swearing
typical working class poorthern behaviour

Same mate even my nan swears around me and vice versa so it feels proper weird when I can’t swear.

damn, I know that song but don't remember what it is

restore the glorious house of Wessex and Winchester as the capital of England

yank.... get out

grimmest day of the week?

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Not really. Although tbf I grew up in a part of England that is almost exclusively white British and Christian and anyone who wasn't part of that demographic were so few that they didn't really stand out, in part I imagine because they integrated into the community.

But I don't know how people can say it's been a success when racism still exists. People are still discriminated against because of their ethnic, cultural, national background.

why are there card payments that take like a week to clear

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

based white man

mentioned

Crazy to see what ww1 looks like in colour, it makes such a huge difference. Couldnt even begin to imagine what it must have been like to serve in ww1, stuck in the trenches amongst the dead waiting for your turn, never knowing if it was gonna be gas, bombardment or machine gun.

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The working classes and the upper classes swear freely. It's only the stifled uptight middle classes that find it gauche.

Put the duke of Somerset on the throne mate

Bastaaaaaaaaaaaaard

easily tuesday
that's why there's always tuesday deals

Almost each girls want to fuck guys asses. You found one. What will do with with?

RT, like and subscribe, I am going to continue to churn out content where I am a person who has chopped their penis off. Donate to my patreon

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examtoil beckons...

Norfolk myself ,you?

got an itchy arse

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why is the incidence of transwomen so much higher than transmen

Feel really uncomfortable swearing around strangers for some strange reason

wipe out your shite
take a shower frog
bet your armpits smell like rotten milk

oh really? never would've guessed, you haven't mentioned it in every single thread you've been in, mate

>why do weak-willed people want to upgrade to the easiest role

ftm pass 200x easier than mtf

Can any /brit/ do a vocaroo for me?

>"Yah baby!!!" "Shall we shag now or shag later?"(austin powers style)
>"Hullo, guvnah!"
>"Oi, quit pickin' me pockets!"
>"My name is Oliver Twist."
>"God save the Queen"
>"Pip pip cheerio"
>"Welcome to London!"
>Bond...James Bond

Me and the lads

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It’s so beautiful here you wanna tell everyone, you would know if you were from here instead of whatever paki shithole you live in.

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actually took shower right after shitting this very morning
quite the conundrum isn't it

Lol, what will happen if i call him as a mr in public? At work colleagues must call "him" as "her" too?

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here ya go lad
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oh yes, those religious assholes

the photo they dont want you to see.... british Crisis Actors returning from Ypres 1915... what "Gas Attack"??!?!?!?!

WAKE UP PEOPLE
WW1 WAS A FALSE FLAG

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So 1930s Germans, on average, at least had moderate levels of intelligence, right? How in the actual fuck did ANY of them think Fascism was good?

Well rorkes?

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heh
good post

>no matter what i cannot undo the damage my teeth have already suffered
why can't we just have infinite teeth growth

muslims i reckon

THE FOOKIN TORIES THATS WHO

normies

morgunmatur

ITS THEM FOOKIN TORRIES AYE ME FACEBOOK SAID IT WAS

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