Culture pals - /CP/

I've talked to her, doesn't really seem fake but she puts low effort in conversation.

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God I hate thots

What happened, bhai?

In an effort of introspection, have you pondered if you might be a thot?

based

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based

>all those angry dagos last thread
literally went to bed after making that based thread

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Just one guy with serious identity issues

It was just one very fannyflustered guy.

Fuck you for encouraging him though.

I dont know how to respond.
help

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gonna find ur profile and call you gay now

That is already lost.
Never show that you're insecure.

you fucked it already jesus christ try and salvage it by saying "heres the deal love, you be my dirty fucking slag and ill let you talk to me every so often"

daniel, amigo, redpill me on the insane gums on that female friend of yours.. fuck me thats a bad situation of gum

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which country is the sluttiest but not gooks

Country doesn't matter. If you want sluts look for colored hair.

I'm so bored of talking to these hoes what should I do

Make it into a game, im trying to get nudes from every country in the world

yeah its a bit old for my liking

Based

South America

>tfw sister keeps blasting 6IX9INE

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Fuck her slag butthole, be a man and assert your authority.

Is that a gay? wtf

She's smoking weed now and I can smell it in my room it's disgusting

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sister does the exact same shit, punched her in the nose and got arrested but she hasnt played it since

>punched her in the nose and got arrested

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ik fucking cucked english """"police"""" guarantee the paki down the road was raping his kids as well whilst this happened

Yeah, I think, I am your thot.

I tell you, go in her room, scream at her a bit then throw her in her bed and choke her while you tell her to stop playing her shitty music.

I can guarantee you her nips will get hard.

Miss the Las palmas girl.
In fact, I miss everyone

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cp unironically cured my autism, never thought i could talk to girls to gain social skills but started doing it here then moved on to real life. thank you lads from the bottom of my cock

/Kiko04?

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some korean said i look like zac efron
isn't that racist? sure i'd get shit for saying some random asian looks like a k-pop star

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>thank you lads from the bottom of my cock

Bit lewd man. Jeez.

>girl wants to meet

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right lads the plan

>Get off flight in Warsaw
>rail a fuckton of speed in the airport bathroom i hid in my anal cavity
>get a uber to her house
>shag her fucking brains out with my drug induced confidence
>swim back to dover

if you are flying into Modlin the uber will be expensive

How often do you guys talk to your qt?

Based

Send her over to me, I'll smoke a dart with her

qt just sent me a video of her dabbing...

fuck I wish I had a HIP and VIBRANTLY URBAN gf

>qt talking to me about fingering herself
>says she cant even fit her finger in the hole without stretching a lot first

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very based

stop talking to children you nonce

stop making up stories to impress your internet friends you willy

13 year olds are ripe mate

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>swim back to Dover
Underrated post

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kek

fuuuggg

pic related

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Dood....
As someone very wise taught me. Don't double message qts.
Right now, she's thinking you're needy. Move on
Everytime you have any doubt, contact us

>being this beta
Holy shit, Ismael

Don't bully. He needs to learn.
We were just like him

I was worse, actually. It's all in good faith, I want him to get better too.

Why are are the girls messaging me 17?
I don't want that.

La respuesta fue 1-2 min luego de que puse lo anterior. No publique la imagen porque estaba ocupado. No estoy desesperado kek

>No estoy desesperado kek
Estás seguro?

why not nigga
cant you get married at 14 in texas

would punch you if i saw you in real life

>Tandem suggests me to search only males or females
>Oh the feature is not available yet

Fucking tease

I was shit too.
I'm spamming the first girl that I messaged and never replied.
I'm calling her neet and a bunch of more stuff.
I sent her 8 messages and she won't reply.
I'm just doing this for fun.
Her nick is /sheilalpoint

I can't find the app on playstore?

thanks lad will cuck you now xo and forward you her nudes as payment

>Send qt a message saying she'S beautiful
>She says "thanks"
>Ask her how this cutie is doing
>She says she's good and that I,m funny

How in am I?

Okay.
As I said, she never replied to me, but I still have fun sending her messages

>complimenting women
you've already been friendzoned lad

If you never show attraction then you get friendzoned.

Telling a girl she's beautiful tells her you are attractd to her, if she doesn't ignore you it means she's okay with you being attracted to her. If she never flirts back then you move on.

anyone can tell a girl she is fit, few men can resist the urge and chad it out. makes women wetter than a swimming pool lad.

>tfw I have enough brain cells to spare to smoke week
Good feel

running out of topics to talk to the qt with lads i need help lads

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Probs gonna light up a fat old zoot tonight

I've gotten nudes from dozens of girls so I think I'm doing alright.

fuck's sake another one drops the fucking convo after 5 sentences wtf do i do about this
maybe i'm just ugly or smthing

quit weed a week ago was turning me into a right mong who couldn't articulate my thoughts, feel a lot better but i fucking miss a nice bowl

if you were uggo they wouldn't bother in the first place. just face it, you're not interesting enough.

getting nudes from some interpal munter isn't exactly an achievement it's full of repressed slags seeking foreign cock

Post convo/ BROfile :D

You’ll find other cool stuff that don’t do your brain in lad, I don’t smoke weed that often at all tbqh (twice a month or something)

It's probably your flag. Change it

hmm what could his username mean?

interpals.net/BWC4ASN

well they don't exactly drip charisma either
i try and start a topic but the most i get is
yeah true or something along the lines

>pretty feet drop to the front of the line
oof

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interpals.net/berbersandprussians

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yeah im on speed right now and its fucking brilliant could literally go rob my local supermarket without fear right now

Can I shag your sis?

haha

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