/balk/

My IP is 82.114.92.33

gazetaexpress.com/lajme-nga-maqedonia/protesta-ne-manastir-kunder-gjuhes-shqip-524843/
hahahahhah even the offsprings of maqekars are afraid

...

it's unlegal to reveal personally identifiable information, even if it's your own

t.youtube.com/watch?v=mER8v8p0QNc

>unlegal

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it's a meme

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Ahh,so you are a pr*shtinas
kys

Where the cute bosnian women at?

Holy fuck, there's a ton of videos on youtube of serbs speaking albanian. They also speak it with no accent at all. I wonder if they are spies or it's just the albanian genes...?

kosova

Implying St*Ndard """"""""""Albanian"""""""""" even has an accent
Eve chinese can master it

just some examples:

youtube.com/watch?v=qdVYVs9mqn0

youtube.com/watch?v=SuHuVpVYSnA

youtube.com/watch?v=mER8v8p0QNc

youtube.com/watch?v=zbCF4rJkwro

>Oliver Ivanovic
Isnt that the guy that was """killed by albanians"""

LMAO his albanian convinces me serves killed him

not as good desu, decent though
youtube.com/watch?v=iLA8FsHIcB8

he nailed the kosovar accent

google a serbian guy in tirana and find his vid where hes speaking albanian, pretty bad but its a nice effort

LMAOOOOO

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serbian cuck?

>зpнцe цpнцeв мpнцecки

pravete hax

>analbanian language

Why are you speaking it then :) ?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

o shit lmao

At least if an Albanian learns SC he can claim "Im learning Montenegrin" or "Im learning Croatian"

Those are both Serbian dialects

crack a window

why would a sane person learn a Cyrillic language like serbian. I'd rather learn croatian that has a latin alphabet

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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btfo

OHNONONNONONONONONONNONNOONONONONONONONONONOONNO

>low effort alboshqip autist OP post that has no relevance whatsoever to anyone
>alboshqip shit thread

We should give more (you)s to the chairshqip, I feel like we ignored him too much and that's why he rarely post these days.

let's invite more shqips from Jow Forumsalbania

bad post

dnes.bg/politika/2018/04/16/da-razbiem-getoto-zove-simeonov-na-forum-za-etnosite.373761?utm_source=push&utm_medium=notification

tova i az kazvam

I love /balknt/ threds

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This video kept popping in recommendations so i checked it
Pretty cool I must say

youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

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Is this based on real events? Did they really arrest someone for drinking a meme drink because they thought it was beer?

>Baby I want your cock inside me
>"lmao crack a window, bitchh"

Hahahhahahah ρaxaxaxaxττaxxaxaxaxxaxaa aa a a aa

PRAVETE HAX

this shouldn't be funny,
fuk u grek

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we should give maqekars more you's
i feel bad for them, not only they are disappearing in real life, they are disappearing here too

kek

>on the street
>beggar begs me for some coins
>tell him to crack a window, and move on

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So now that is confirmed that Albanians are long distant brothers with the Lithuanians, should we merge /balt/ and /balk/ so our fellow albanians can learn more about their history?

youtube.com/watch?v=kUsUuFcv2uM

youtube.com/watch?v=11pdO9gejoI

Did you tell him in english or
cкpши џaм
?

εδώ είναι βαλkάνια δεν είναι παίξε γέλασε

FUCKING KEK
I will use that lol

in integrationally-challenged bulgarian it's "has mo pele"

Also, soon new EU regulations for data protection will be in place, forbidding literally everything personal to be shared by third parties. I'm getting currently trained in it. For ex, I am not allowed anymore to know why my employees are on sick leaves. Which, when someone does it frequently, can be pretty annoying.

>data protection laws
DELET

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>on the street
>ask for a few cones a numale passing by my begging spot
>tells me to crack a window and moves on instead
>jokes on him, I'll crack his mother for free tonight

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>no more fappenings

>Bulgaria
>Laws
I have bad news for you

>skrshi djam
Pretty sure with crack a window was meant to semi open the window "on crack". Don't you have these options in Macedonia and Albania (as they didn't get it either)?

Those are EU laws and they are taken pretty seriously by companies as the penalties are horrendous (highest being 5% of your yearly revenue).

dzam doesnt even mean window right
Only glass

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can't get penalized if you don't work

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damn, kosova

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We are doomed

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fucking western cucks, use green color for themselves

Not sure only old people use it, but it should resemble window as it's used like open a window, glass wouldn't fit

Its funny how they use the green color as if this is something good.

BEAUTIFUL
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kade e haxa

you must have your first kid before marriage
My big brother was born 2 months before my parents got oficially married (they had married traditionally earlier)

Don't know a single couple where the woman hasn't forced the man into marriage to avoid giving birth to "a bastard child", mine included. Inaccurate crap

marriage is an artificial, non-natural union

I az tova se pitam tbqh

>hurr-durr, we are doomed

except literally nothing, what are you doing to fix that stats, faggot?

not him but at least kids are being born
just taking a bike ride to our parks / central areas of the city is impossible because the bike paths are fucking crowded with fucking 18-19 year old moms

I AM GONNA MARRY A QT AND HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL BROWN CHILDREN, FAGGOT!

5 children is an ideal to aim for
turning your waifu into a child factory and pumping her full of cream every time
sounds hot af

thats my plan

Honestly if I was a multimilionaire I would probably make 100 kids and give each kid 1 mil.

kek

3 for me, so 2 to go. And I'll adopt some foreigner child as well to artificially increase the number of Bulgarians and

Maybe that's why you aren't one, idiot lmao

RIP R. Lee Ermey :(

A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS

Honestly if I was a multimillionaire, I'd probably just play hax with /balk/

Who?

>I'll adopt some foreigner child
XPOZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEED

When I get super rich I'll get all of balk on a vacation on some island. It'll be fun

If I were a millionaire I would buy xpozed and make him my pet monkey.