/brit/

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reminder that personality is looks + status

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is this sue

i wish, I'll try to make it happen

“People” who work service industry jobs only spend all their money on drugs and drink anyway, why pretend like they deserve more than minimum wage?

should be studying but here iam looking up mustard on wikipedia lol

anime

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just be yourself bro

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no idea how i remember but i know you posted a pic of your house before because of the skull masks in the background

if you're that much of a pussy you have to remember that confidence is a fucking lot, take some speed and ill bet £50 on any footie match you want if she doesnt say yes

wacky leaf

is this sue

THis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beto_O'Rourke
wtf

ah only 100 more powerpoint slides to go through

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accidentally called my mum a virgin freak

what race is that

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is this sue

>People who do minimum wage jobs don’t deserve actual human wages.

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black irish

yeh sure

very good

thanks

american

irish mexican

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It's not a scare and it's not populism.
What you guys need to put into those thick skulls is that maybe the situation here is simply not as good as you're led to think. Stagnating growth, incomes plummeting thanks to competition from immigrants who devaluate perfectly fine, simple jobs that once let Italians bring food on the table by doing them for three euros per hour, a mass of other immigrants who of course expected the Eldorado and won't compete with previously mentioned immigrants. Over 40% of youth unemployment.
Half of Europe is swinging to a mildly nativist rightwing, and rightly so, both the institutions and the scum coming here look set to fucking destroy us

one one nine

lefties
>blacks are better than whites
righties
>that's racist
lefties
>uhm no it isn't sweetie

they don't. it's unskilled labour anyone can do, including some dumb nigger from africa. so no you don't deserve to be paid as much as an engineer

need to crack them borders open and let everyone in

why do americans show off so much of their gums and top row of teeth when they smile? very distinctive north american phenotype

are you my mummy?

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Be thyself, always.

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Why should people who clean cars for a living earn more than meagre scraps from those who actually contribute to greater society?

>Searching for the Finnish root
We are unlucky people in Finland because the soil in Finland is acidic and destroys all organic remains in one millennium. We will never know the genetic appearance of people who lived here during the first millennium or earlier. This fact let us speculate about our ancient ancestor and people also do it. The outcome depends pretty much on beliefs and myths. I try to bypass the exact solution to this problem by using modern genomes and a retroactive way. I spit all 99 Finnish samples into 6 groups using Finestructure. Then I ran each groups against global references using Globetrotter to find out which one of 6 Finnish groups shows the oldest admixture date. It happened that the oldest Finnish mixture included three genetic elements: Scandinavians, Estonians and Saamis. Sound good so far, but it is not simple at all. Although the Finns are a relatively homogeneous group and removing outliers is quite a simply task, this same doesn't fit with Estonians. I am kind of sure that many thing happened changing Estonians, for example the Slavic expansion during the first millennium and the demolition of all old kingdoms by devastating German, East Baltic and Slavic armies on the Eastern Baltic coastline in the beginning of the second millennium. The little can be done, can be done.

>First the test showing the present mixture of the "Finnish root":

>Estonian 0,518
>Scandinavian 0,415
>Saami 0,067

>And then the Finnish root after searching for the most obvious admixture date:

>59 generation or 1620 years ago

>Scandinavian 0,730
>Estonian 0,164
>Saami 0,106

>Following results are obtained using Finnish root population

>Karelian-Vepsa 44 generations or 1200 years ago

>Finnish-root 0,698
>Baltic 0,154
>Mari_Chuvash 0,057
>Northeast_Asian 0,024
>Mongola 0,015
>Central_Siberian 0,013
>Saami 0,011

>Estonian x generation x years (unclear)

>Baltic 0,644
>Finnish-root 0,194
>Slavic 0,076
>Scandinavian 0,038
>Mari_Chuvash 0,028
>Saami 0,011

fuck this episode

and fuck the episode where the old woman was upstairs with no eyes

fuck all the ood too

**
black people
>blacks are better than whites
white people
>whites are better than blacks
clever people
>you're both retarded and aren't the same species as me

nay a pixel hath entered mine line of sight

they are still living there. and they will live there
like many arab citizens which amount to 1/7 of the population excluding these disputed lands.

and im gonna be completely honest here
THEY NEVER ONCED SHOWED A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL

they dont want to advance
they want to eradicate us
we did offer peace multipie times
but trust between the two states in non-existent right now

Hamas, the executive "goverment" is a terrorist organization,
chosen by the majority of the population.
and im not generalizing here,
u can look for youtube vids when small kids brainwashed, holding toy guns and call for the death of israel.

this isnt even the case in israeli schools,
ofc there is prejudice here, but its never nurtured by the education system

im gonna drop the act and sympathize here,
its sadnneing, rly, and i can understand both sides POV.
if they would love their children more than they hate us, things would be better
we arent going anyway
they arent too,
they could have got their shit together and work for a better future, with us,
and if they really wanted, to start another war out of the blue, they could have done this too.

but
they are hateful

every arab can walk any any israeli city and mabe for a few odd looks, he will be alright.
on the other hand, if im by mistake, go into arab village i might as well kms, there are numerous times that this almost happened

high t, big willies, simple as

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notices bulge OwO what's this?!?

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jesus christ SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES

Here's a guide for non-Americans
Northeast: actually relevant, population sense and high HDI. People are curt which is commonly conflated with being an asshole
Southeast: dumbfuck racist fat violent rednecks, HDI and general standards of living on par with 2nd and 3rd world countries. They make come off as polite and friendly at first but they'll turn on you quickly for having basically any opinion they don't share. Florida is somewhat okay because of tourism and Cubans/jews moving there
Midwest: tiny towns full of people who have nothing better to do than gossip about and judge each other. Everyone in said towns also know each other (for better or worse, mostly worse) and you'll always be an outsider to them, although unlike southerners they tend to be genuinely friendly. Basically nothing happens here
Southwest: Similar to the northeast but with a better climate in population dense areas, meth-addicted white trash increases the further you travel from big cities. Colorado somehow manages to combine the best of both the northeast and southwest
West coast: also similar to the northeast but less relevant excluding California. As for California, imagine hundreds of millions of the most annoying, stereotypical millennials you can then add in shitter weather, a nofunallowed government and everything being extremely expensive, then lastly an influx of illegals to the point where the state's average IQ is lower than Alabama's

Inb4 asshurt southerners calling me a jealous yank or some nonsense

dont you mean out?

Jow Forumsing that picture with the owl in that police hate saying no anime

ey fuckin yank

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Visiting France is now a mental illness caused by betrayed expectations and extreme disappointment.

When will you have this for London?

h-hi

Most of them have fake teeth (veneers).

anyone here pronounce bottle like bokkle?

>Like
- Some music groups
- Some tv shows and movies
- Some writers and scientists
- Your basketball league
- Boxers in general
- Incredible landscapes
- Your press and the wide variety you have, some with incredibly quality
- Much more opportunities than you have here
- That despite all the evil your country has done, in reality, it has been incredibly tame compared to other world hegemonies/world powers/empires, etc.
- Saved the world from Nazis

>Dislike
- Your politics
- Narrow and ignorant view of the world
- Dindu nuffin mentality
- Brainwashed chauvinists
- Extreme "segregationist" and ghetto culture
- Neo-nazis and white nationalists are neither rare nor irrelevant
- Identity politics
- LARPing as other nationalities
- Food
- Lack of universal healthcare and public education
- Gun "culture"
- Drug "culture"
- Police
- Every single thing your country has done to Mexico (from supporting Spain keep Cuba in the beginning of our independence, to helping France block our ports during the pastry war, Texas revolution, Mexican-American war, going through confederates coming down here and fighting for France, Henry Lane Wilson and his coup attempt, border-war, US occupation of Veracruz, War on Drugs and now Trump).

Mexico
>Like
- Food and culture (music, architecture, past civilzations, dances, festivals, history, etc)
- Warm people
- Landscapes
- Cities
- Boxing

>Dislike
- Impunity
- Extreme violence
- Incompetence
- Unbelievable amount of corruption everywhere
- Nepotism
- People don't respect the rules ("valemadrismo" and thinking you are the shit/chingón for doing so)
- Lack of enforcement of our laws
- The majority of the people are either ignorant or naive as fuck
- Ignorance is seen almost as a virtue
- Our "press"
- Tame caste system and rampant classicism
- Enlargement of bad taste and tacky shit to a ridiculous degree
- People being caricatured walking stereotypes, and proud of it
- Lack of personal responsibility

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I hate californians but anyone saying that have shit weather is absolutely delusional

>Florida is somewhat okay
stopped reading there

Does anyone here see themselves as a fundamentally bad person, and base their life decisions off of that metric?

At some point in my life (I was probably between 12 and 15) I went through a Megamind style realization of 'the only thing I'm good at is being bad' and ever since then I've made every life decision I've had to make under the premise that I'm somehow a bad person. Kind of like playing the evil character in a video game, but it's my life, and I'd like to put an end to it (put an end to the bad decisions, not my life).

Went to school, fell in with the 'bad' kids, got really good grades, started multiple businesses that only functioned because people were idiots and fell for what I was selling, went to college, fell in with the really bad kids, and have started more businesses since then, most of which have to do with scamming the mentally ill and the elderly.

People come to me when they want something horrible done because they know I most likely won't feel bad (nothing illegal, just weird shit) and I won't really question it. I don't think I'm a sociopath, because a sociopath wouldn't question their behavior this much, and probably wouldn't want to change it. I also can't tell lies to save my life.

I always get into relationships with horrible, mentally ill people, really just because I think they deserve a chance, like I'd hope someone would give me a chance.

For the past few months I've been following the Noahide laws and the laws of the Canadian government pretty much to the letter of the law because doing good deeds doesn't make me feel good and doing bad deeds doesn't make me feel bad, so I assume that making decisions based on a set of laws that typically good people tend to follow will make me at least somewhat look like a good person. Fake it til you make it I guess?

What do you guys think? What should I do from here on out?

why'd you write all this if you've no idea what America's like?

>Southwest: Similar to the northeast
lmao you really dont know anything about america
jog on wanker

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better idea

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I went to Paris and it was even better than what I thought it would be. Beautiful city and people, would love to visit again and again

not just most, ALL of us do. we get them put in at birth

⌬

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>two phonecalls from a delaware number

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The Marquis de Sade--whose materialist anti-theology often verges upon the Gnostic--argues that one's own pleasure is necessarily dependent upon the pain of others. All subjective experience is an epiphenomenal consequence of the motions and metamorphoses of matter; the intensity of my orgasm is directly proportional to the degree of agitation I can provoke and observe in the bodies of my victims. Pain is thus the original form of surplus value. Marx's theory of exploitation is yet another Gnostic account of our Fall into base matter--in this case, the commodity as fetish--and of the suffering that results therefrom. Nietzsche, still more clearly, sees pain as a primordial means of payment, as the oldest and most efficacious way of discharging one's debts. And so Red Jack literally feeds upon the surplus value of pain: he consumes the agony of millions of tortured butterflies, "pretty, fragile things with wings like church windows," pinned alive against the walls of his Baroque palace, shrieking in a music of perpetual torment. In Red Jack's nightmarish realm, "nothing actually dies. Here, there is only suffering. Pain sustains my existence." Flesh must be made to suffer, if it is to yield any sustenance, any substantial meaning. This is also the excuse for his career as Jack the Ripper. Beauty--in women or in butterflies--is a strange and delicate thing: subtle, transitory, and ultimately gratuitous. Its contingency is a threat to the solidity of male existence. That's why Plato banished poets from the city; that's why Heidegger joined the Nazi party. Red Jack similarly strives to wrest some sort of significance from a long history of errors, miscalculations, and random movements. There's no end to the suffering that we will impose--first on others, but finally on ourselves--in order to produce meaning and truth. "Man would rather will nothingness, than not will," as Nietzsche said.

alri benzene ring

why are north americans terminally thick as fuck
jesus wept

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answer me you fucker

Mmm. Grayons.

nigel, your mum is letting you have TWO islands?

you've never been to paris. I've been in 2012 and again in 2016 and it was shit both times. the only difference was it was blacker and more homeless in 2016

is there any real difference between watching someone play video games on youtube and watching sports games on tv

why the FUCK is /brit/ moving so fast

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Good post

I literally was there last week. It was great, even the 'shit' parts were ok

miss her so much lads

imagine getting this angry because your "guide" to yankland makes absolutely no sense and is informed by the internet

Better idea.

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ey fuckin yanks

SO f'ing horny and lonely

you can't even use the brainlet meme correctly, you've got no room calling anyone thick

turns out not all women are disgusting cheating racemixing whores like Jow Forums told me i dont what to think anymore lads

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not a line

Haven't wanked all day

he clearly didn't write it you stupid fucking prat
this is why you're such terrible, insufferable posters, you need everything spelled out for you all the time

weird delusional larping