Colombia thread

Watching Narcos has made me interested in Colombia. Let's have a thread about Colombia. What is it like? Is it comfy? etc.

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smartraveller.gov.au/Countries/americas/south/Pages/colombia.aspx
gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/colombia
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/colombia-travel-advisory.html
travel.gc.ca/destinations/colombia
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Colombia is insanely popular among students over here in the last few years. It's very cheap and very relaxed.

Colombian model.

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Hijo de puta malparido cartel de cali malparidos la plata hijoooo de puttaaa pacho hijo de puta si

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Stop romaticizing our shithole

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Red bricks everywhere

Pls not this shit again. You are asking for another round of latinos throwing shit at us undeservedly

I used to ser a lot of dutch people in Medellin, they always stand out because of how tall they are

It's the new Thailand. Dutch people are very 'trend sensitive' and this reflects in travel destinations. Nowadays people go to Costa Rica for nature then to Medellin for party.

thats only Medellin if im correct

nah tu pais esta chido, muchos los quieren trolear por que siguen traumados con la mierda del narco de hace 30 años, pero colombia rifa, el año pasado fui a medellin y este voy a Cartagena

gibe bandejas paisas

but I love Colombia :^(

>thats only Medellin if im correct

no, the whole country. even the coast (pic rel).

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>thats only Medellin if im correct
All the andean cities look the same
Pic is Bucaramanga

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que no por eso le dicen la ciudad rosa y la verga?, me mintieron por ser un turista y me vieron todo meco o que?

creo que si se veia con mas ladrillos medellin que la foto esta

You're probably thinking about El Poblado which is La zona rosa of Medellin and it's full of buildings made of red bricks

nah, thats what the tourist guide told us, medellin is known as the pink city because of its large amount of brick biuldings and shit.

it was one of the things that caught my attention actually, every fucking single buiding was bricks, here in Mexico (or at least Guadalajara) brick is used in low income areas, so if you are standing in a lookout you can clearly distinguish where not to go simply byu looking at the amount of brick houses, if it looks orange youll get raped.

yet in Medellin at the distance it all looked the same, color-wise obviouslly, also we are used that big buildings are made of concrete and glass, so seeing big ass brick building was intresting

How easy is to get a 14yo Colombian gf as a (white) foreigner?

asking for a friend

Well i guess outsiders call it like that

Very, but don't be a pedo

Favelas* They're all made of red bricks. They're hideous af. Poblado buildings are made from another type of more stylish brick, so they don't look as bad

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No, you are not white Paco da silva

siempre es mas facil agarrar viejas siendo extranjero, en cualquier pais

deja de ser pedo, putos sur coneros degenerado

nigga a brick is a brick, it's the same thing

The material might be the same but it's not the same typ of brick. Favela bricks are hollow for suck's sake

Punta Gallinas: Northernmost tip of South America

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All Colombians I've spoken to have said something around the lines of Colombia is a drug-ridden, at-war-with-itself poverty den. So what gives with people flocking their in high numbers?

>is a drug-ridden, at-war-with-itself poverty den
This appies to most countries in the western hemisphere, including yours, so basically it's not an argument

Colombia is the worst Latin American shithole after Haiti

Don't come here pls.

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Latinas ._ .

Ruskies -_-

Are you full ?

No, but you'll get killed if you come here.

Red bricks are really comfy though

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yes

that pic looks from the 90s

>narcos
>2018

kys

colombia unironically makes the best raeggeton. J balvin truly is a master of the genre.

kys

>Watching Narcos has made me interested
stopped right fucking there

>no one is allowed to gain interest in things if it was sparked by a tv show i don't like
Uragay

>Don't come here pls.

Wants all that sweet paisa cuca to himself, greedy fucker

hehe, yes you are so funny my cuck chicano friend. Btw, where is you daily would you racemix... thread?

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already 5 different cucalombia threads m8, now do you support the sex tourist trade that's keeping COL from becoming like your next door neighbor?

>undeservedly
lol

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I don't. I actually seethe at those threads, and no, tourism of all kids is still a pretty undeveloped industry in this country

Hey el colombiANOs do you think this is a fair assessment by the aussie government on safety precautions to take whilst visiting ya cunt?

smartraveller.gov.au/Countries/americas/south/Pages/colombia.aspx

there's Vice TV specials on the "cartel tourism" industry (here's where Popeye got into a shootout! Here's where Pablo spent the night once!) and Medellin is easily top 5 sex tourist spot in the world. Que berraco!

a mi me gusta mucho colombia

How would a Chicano like me be treated in Colombia? Will you mock my shitty accent like Mexicans do?

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It's accurate but some of the orange areas are actually ok, maybe not so much for foreigners . It is weird that the advisory differs across the anglosphere. Check uk, canada and the us:
gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/colombia
travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/colombia-travel-advisory.html
travel.gc.ca/destinations/colombia
Yeah but for a country of our size it still pretty low (6 million tourists last year). Compare that to Mexico's 30+ Million. Though proportionally we'd have about 12 million tourist per year. Vice is sensationalist and leftist as it gets, also a bit biased in their reports. I'd take everything they say with a grain of salt

donkey fuckers

A mi me gusta Argentina tambien

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I miss Colombia :(

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Bolivia and most centracas are objectively worst

De dondé es esta foto? Parque Tayrona?

Colombia is really comfy and has one of the most diverse nature I've ever seen in a country. In a few weeks you can see mountains, deserts, jungles, farms and flatland, beaches, big ass cities, etc.

It's a really relax and decriminalized country, so you can expect police not to harass you for shit we couldn't do in North America.

I believe you. Was filled with Dutch people last time I was there. They're good lads though.

>De dondé es esta foto?
Playa Blanca, Baru (cerca de Cartagena)

>Was filled with Dutch people
where? I always seem to run into B*rgers, Sp*niards or K*kes, but never into dutch people

most of them go to Medellin

Congolombianos asquerosos, salgan de Lima sicarios de mierda

Honestly El Salvador is the worst, wtf are you talking about. Honduras is number 2

How is Medellín? Is it comfy?

Yo soy de ahi, and I can confirm

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Yes, a lot