Has a women ever approached you?

Happened a few time but it always goes like this:
>be me
>shy/smart kid in class but everyone likes me
>one day out of nowhere the cute girl(s) in class come to me and start asking really personal questions
>blushing.jpg
>from everyday onward they always say "Hi" to me and smile even though we never acknowledged our existence before
>sometimes they sit next to me and ask stuff like "How did the test go?" etc

yes, almost every time i go out, which isnt a lot nowadays. i was on a stag do this weekend though so ive got some

Night 1
>in a shit club in a fairly average town in england, some attractive girls though
>i always make alot of eye contact with girls even though i have a gf now, mostly out of habit
>see hot blonde girl across from my group is glancing at me, so i eye her up, keep looking until she looks back and then smile and go back to my drink and group
>do this a couple of times and then her friend comes over to me and asks when im planning to go over and chat because she is too shy

later that night
>couple of the single guys in our group are trying to chat up a couple of girls. There's a cute brunette and a red head. Redhead is chatting to guy in our group
>i dont talk to either of them, just having a drink and dance with my group of guys. we were all wearing super shit shirts we chose each other as part of the stag. over t shirts. mine looked like pic related
>notice brunette looking at me so i obviously eye fuck her until she comes over.
>she puts her arm around my neck, pulls herself up/me down a bit and says in my ear "i really like your shirt" in an east euro accent.
>i laugh and tell her she can have it and take it off. and hand it to her. She puts it on and keeps trying to dance with me until i have to tell her i have a gf

Night 2
>wearing normal clothes this time
>i dont bother dancing, just sitting on some chairs having a drink in a bar with a dance floor
>keep glancing at tall blonde girl who's dancing
>i continue to show interest but do nothing, until eventually some guy tries to dance with her. She sends him over and he says she wanted to know if i was going to go over, because if not she was going to find someone else.
>laughed and told him to go for it

i also had to run away from a slightly too desperate northern girl that night

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>be abroad at language school
>one grill is constantly bullying me for fun, like stripping down my shirt in public or shittalking
>oh, i need your laptop to make a PowerPoint presentation, please let me in in your room
>oh, i feel lonely at my room, can i stay at yours for the evening?
>i brought kinder schokoeggs today home, i know you like it, come over
>1 week of foreplay and not going further since a scared virgin and had no condoms at hand
>have to wash every evening underwear that was wasted by precum
>one day i kinda get a sadistic joy doing all my best to make her wet
>her face is red, eyes are comepletely insane, she moans and heavily breathes like she is getting a heart attack
>"D-do you have c-condoms?"
>I get a grin across all my face, get near her ear and wisper "no"
>continue with tenderly biting the neck and squeezing nipples
>seeing how she literally suffers from being horny i think of a sweet-sweet revenge on the wretched women clique
>some time goes by
>"You s-sure you dont have them?"
>repeat the same, only saying "yes"
>she moans, then says "fuck", pulls down my trousers down
>wew, its like i am going to have a bj
>she roughly grabbed my D and just put it in herself before i could realise anything
>like a vine entangled my legs with her own and just pushed her body towards the joy

Btw i was angrily pushing her to work more quickly and productively on that shitty presentation, which of course she didnt have to do, it was just a hoax to come in.

Nope, never.

>Western """"""""""""relationships"""""""""""
Why don't you juist ask your father and mother to find you a wife?

Arranged marriage is the true redpill.

Well there are 100 poomans for every 1 poogirl in poointhelooland so yea you have way less chances

I don't go out.

mashALLAH

How many goats for a wive? Is 2 a fair offer?

Yeah
I was sitting waiting for my class and a girl walked up to me and we started talking

>He thinks women want men with goats
No wonder you suck with women

Yeah this qt paki in college was always complementing me and one time even waited for me after class to walk to my bus stop.

Nothing ever came of it because I was still too beta to do anything.

Arranged marriages are for cucks.

t. can't afford a wife

t.can't find a gf

I'm married.

No, and probably never will

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Yes. It's common in France

What should i bring with me to impress french wimin?

Confidence and conversational proficiency in French

rather you should ask what not to bring. basic hygiene equipment tops that list

>conversational proficiency
but thats gay

A girl from my uni tried to confess how she felt through a guy. He set next to me during the class and set that she loves me. But I never felt the need to have a gf nor liked her that much, so I never talked to her ever since.

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Yes, it is really really common, I hate it tho. Women should be women not men

Same

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how the fuck can you access Jow Forums? or are you that syrian whose ISP routes to iran

Laws are about who you know, not what you know.

they let it know in a subtile way

but it still is the boi that has to make the first real actual step

>conversational proficiency
I had French classes at school and I'm able to read very simple sentences. Will completing duolingo course make me proficient in the matter of conversations?
Soyez patient, s'il vous plaît, j'ai l'autisme.

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>Will completing duolingo course make me proficient in the matter of conversations?
Probably not. The only way to reach conversational level, no matter the language, is to speak with people.

Yeah, a few times
>be me, have aspergers, but I cope with it well to the point I'm just a bit quirky
>have gf, somehow (i think she likes autistic guys tho its really weird)
>at mate's gfs party
>been a bit dry, just trying to get pissed at this point
>see gal, probs about a 7/10
>she's talking about some obscure artist i've heard like a couple times
>mate: "hey, user likes him"
>she comes over
>"heard someone liked (random artist), i was like i have to meet this guy" well alright then
>spend the rest of the night talking to her about music and other random bullshit
>some radiohead song comes on, she starts dancing with me
>she's feeling me up, I'm quite pissed at this point so I'm just letting it happen
>eventually we leave, she grabs me and kisses me, she looked at me like she wanted more, but i didnt want to cheat on my gf, she had bf too

i didnt even mean to do anything i just talked. i thought i was terrible with girls, but it gave me a big confidence boost.

>I just assumed they were messing with me
This happened to me 4 times, and is going to keep happening

>not finding a wife yourself

t.lazy

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I am not going to deny it

Not even ever talked to one honestly

What if you won't like the person your parents found?

Say no?

>be...I don't know, 9?
>girl at school asks if i want to be her boyfriend
>"no"
>go and play with sticks in the woods

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Fair enough, that's just not how it should work. Depends on the family I guess.

>be 9
>on the bus
>fat chick asks me to be her boyfriend
>"uhhh would you look at that it's my stop!"
>walk 2 miles home from there

There was a girl who called me in middle school to confess and in highschool a girl sent her friends to tell me that she had a crush on me. I rejected both of them. I made a huge mistake.

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This made me laugh a lot, thanks

>be me
>we get new girl at work
>QT mexicana
>she waits in her car while I walk out of work
>drives up to me all awkwardly rolls down her window
>asks if I play Pokémon Go
>say no
>asks for my number
>take out my phone and take down her number
>go on one date with her and get flaked for all other encounters

>
We are not gonna make it after all...

I look somewhat attractive so 16 yo girls approach me sometimes
had no sex for almost 3 years anyway because I don't want get laid with girls I don't like
last girl I tried to date was laying right next to me in short skirt and her entire ass was visible but I was too busy watching Christian TV
not trying to act cool for you guys it's really not fun to have sex with woman you don't care about

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Nope, never

>it's really not fun to have sex with woman you don't care about
Sad truth

>be me
>20 yo
>live at uni dorms
>drunk as fuck female friend (lets call her Alise) came into my room asking for a guitar
>whatever.png
>behind her i notice qt girl that i had seen a couple of time but never spoke to
>after 5 minutes Alise came back asking me to show them how to play it
>sure, why not, i am not that autistic
>this whole night, after Alise blacked out on her bed, i was chatting with that qt
>on the next night they invated me to watch movie with them
>verynice
>after couple of minutes that qt started to touching my hand
>holy shit, is this really happening
>i do the same
> "Hey user, i think i like you"
>".....yeah...i think the same way"

And now we are dating lul, i have never experienced smt like this, and now i found my soumate, and she is my gf, holy shit

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>be me
>housemate's (russian) ex-gf takes an interest in me
>too shy to make a move, but become friends with her
>she keeps trying to escalate things between us but I deliberately act oblivious and change subject each time
>go on some lovely dates with her, but pretend in my head that we're just two friends hanging out
>she asks me if I'm a good cuddler, and insists that we strip down to underwear to try, but even while spooning her half naked with an erection I'm still too shy to make a move
>eventually she just starts having sex with me and i let her
>we fuck a few times
>she tells me "it infuriates me that you'll never just throw me onto the bed and fuck me without asking"
>still do nothing
>she starts sleeping with someone else without breaking it off with me
>tells me that she'd never really been serious about me because I'm too scared of touching her
>realise I was in love with her all along but it's too late now
>cry a little bit
>tell her I'd appreciate it if she doesn't talk to me again, haven't heard from her in 5 years
>haven't had sex since

I don't know why I'm such a complete autist when it comes to girls, because I'm decent looking and a big normie when it comes to everything else

haha pro strat on his part

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! ;_; ;_; ;_;

Girl asked me out in like the 10th grade, pussied out and told her I had a gf.

Well, i thought myself to be a complete autist like realising after 3 years why did a girl suddenly went to toilet for 15 minutes after i told her i wount hug her more tight.
But you have to get a monument really.

easy come easy go, remember that my friend

I'm a below average to average looking guy who, by chance, happened to become a bartender. Once I was comfortable enough, I started flirting with girls over the bar and have gotten a few numbers and some "sooo.. when will you get off work?". It's pretty cool. If I can do it, anybody can. I mean, I just fake confidence half the time.

I'll keep this in mind
but for the first time i think i find the right person and with whom i can try something serious

>doing nothing one night
>girl messages me asking to be fuckbuddies
>fuck a few days later
I'm not a chad by any means and was a virgin before this.

Several, but I screwed up all times by not listening

Yes, but she cucked after ONE week of dating.

girls approached me a lot when I was younger. But no girl or woman has ever approached me since I graduated college (8 years ago).

Last time a girl approached me I was 9 and she was 17, she showed me her tits and kissed me and hugged me but I didn't like it and tried to run away from her. I was a dumb shit.

literally ever single time I've ever had luck with girls is because they approached me. I get rejected whenever I do it myself

>I was 9 and she was 17
M-mommy...

She was my Dad's friend's younger sister, they lived across the street and I used to go to the park with her.

It happens every now and then. In fact, two of your countrywomen approached me and a friend of mine on Crete. Alas, they took advantage of our inebriated state and seduced us into one night stands!

>be in 3rd class of high school
>random break in March(maybe I'm wrong)
>two girls approach to you
>they greet with you
>one of them starts to claim that her friend is attracted to you
>her friend denies and claims the same to her
>repeat one more time
>think that is joke for sure
>answer c-cool
>then they asks why I don't talk with other
>asnwer that because you don't want to or something like that
>they go away

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Yes.
Once when i was a student, one cute girl in bus gave me her phone number on list of paper.

A little bit of back-story. We were starring each other at least 3 months every morning in the bus. I was (haha i'm still is) shy boy and can't force myself to start speak with her. Then she make first step. I call her, we date. And i understand that she wasn't that girl how i imagine her. Never met her after, do not why.

Why does this meme hit me like a 50 cal. ?

>stand together with a friend in a club
>suddenly a hand running over my back
>turn around
>biggest piece of ham you could imagine caressing my back
>she asks if she can have my telephone number
>say "no, unfortunately not."
>she asks "really?"
>reply with "yes" and turn around
Have another story that's almost like this one, only difference is that I was standing at a bar and a member of the fat fighters walked up to me and asked me if I want to share a drink with her.
In total I have like ~5-6 stories with fatties that approached me and 2-3 with attractive ones.

Yes too many times, I'm gay but extremely attractive...

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yes. women approach me all the time. i guess having 11/10 face, being 195cm and an athlete has something to do with it.

Not really, i have a shitton of friends who disbelief how i never got laid even though im good looking, in my case is beacuse im always at the wrong place and time for it

>my high school, technical and first college were always a sausage fest
>all my female childhood friends all became SJW bisexual open sex crazed kind type
>Every girl i got contact were literal unstable insane bipolar chicks who stalked me like crazy, make up some shit, and went away screaming, in like, two week span, leaving me with a "...wut?" face
>Almost every girl i meet today is not intrested in friedship or relationship, only see males as generic descartable fucktoys (the absolute state of BR colleges, atleast the humanities ones).
>I went deep in some fandons and groups to socialize more....and there, all sausage again
>Bonus point for despite being good looking, i'm too big/strong and have that sleepless psycho face naturally, so that scares some potential girls

fml senpaitachi.....

Plenty. Some examples:

My first gf
>Had a crush on her in high school
>She asks me out in college
>I am negligent because I feel like I don't need to try since she asked me out
>She dumps me and it fucking sucks

Girl in college
>Girl and her friend asking for donations for college programs knocks at my door
>I dont remember if I gave money (if I did, it was $5 max)
>Once she finishes up the floor, she knocks my door again and asks for my number
>Goes on date, I break it off because I dont like her that much
>She texts me a few months later, we fuck
>I lose erection fast
>I cant look at her properly cuz of shame
>I kick her out my room awkwardly and I have performance anxiety/mild ED since

An acquaintance of mine
>I fell for the long hair/man bun meme
>Meet girl I havent seen in a long time. She fucking loves the bun
>My housemate is into her and keeps inviting her to our apartment
>She comes onto me one time and we fuck (yes Im a shit friend)
>Still have dick hardness issues
>Still fuck occasionally for a couple years
>One day, she threatens suicide if I leave her room
>I leave, keep an eye out for her, and call her ex bf
>Tell her Im never going to have anything to do with her

Lesson: Getting chased makes you complacent. Chasing girls makes you passionate. You should chase and date women that light your heart on fire else you might take her for granted.

the only thing that i make out from this thread is that i've been talking to fucking attractive people for 10 years now wtf

yes, and it suck, im scared of women, i jump everytime they touch me.

The girls who used to approach me or text me did it because they needed help at school or with their PC/laptop/cellphone

I don't help people with those issues anymore unless I get paid so here I am, looking for memes that may relieve my soul just a little.

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Something from high school:

>"What will you be doing on Saturday user?"
>"Working."
>"Oh."

I’ve never been approached by a guy unless they’re asking about directions.

Many years ago, when I was in high school, I had an ugly chink grill who had a crush on me. She never directly confessed but she told her friend who told me. Everybody knew that I knew that she liked me, but I was too much of a sperglord to respond to her in any way whatsoever, so instead I just pretended that I had no clue.

The worst part is that I genuinely enjoyed talking to her, she was a very intelligent and pleasant person. But she was ugly and I was afraid of the social repercussions of going out with an ugly grill, not to mention too much of a sperg to respond to her alleged feelings.

Now, many years later, I'm a 27-year-old KHV who would be desperate for such an opportunity to occur again, whereas she ended up blossoming into a beautiful woman.

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Sort of opposite of what you asked but am a woman who approached. Unfortunately, the guy is a хaчик, so in the end I think it's better off that it didn't work out.

>хaчик
ew. what part of fucking a mountain nigger seemed like a good idea?

>Has a women ever approached you?
Had women approach me and hit on me quite a few times tbqh

Truth stings the eyes

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Yesterday i've met a girl in the bar. She's such a babe. I've got her number but i'm very shy to call her.

I like ugly guys. But, with that, I learned that we should, in fact, nuke the Caucasus.

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>playing with sticks in the woods
Ah. I see you are a man of culture as well

My girlfriend was the one who asked me out originally

>bar hopping with friends
>Drunk as hell
>Suddenly I'm not as socially awkward
>Girl stand right in front me and moves closer to me, effectively inviting me to touch her ass with my peepee while dancing
>We kiss
>decide to leave because autismal tendencies

Or

>Bar hopping again with friendos in my bday
>Guy with 2 other girls recognizes me
>'oh you are X's brother!?'
>Guy says something to the ear of one of his friends
>Girl grabs my arm and pulls me towards her
>We dance
>Autismal tendencies kick in again
>Decide to leave

Girls are thirsty.

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I don't know
maybe
maybe not