/brit/

then stick to one fucking thread

>ugly roastie thinks she deserves a man that doesnt stink like shit and piss
*punches her right in the cunt*

jordan peterson is not open minded

it's funny because I know any female that would post here would literally worship me irl if I was nice to them irl

How do I get my gf to exercise?

She has gotten pretty chubby but you can tell from her bone structure and shape that she could literally have a 9/10 body if she exercised like normie girls

She complains about her weight all the time yet gets mad when I tell her she actually has to do something

hate ironic weebs

hahaahahahahaha

true, so true

get a chubby fetish

HOLY SHIT, is that why everyone wants to be janny? cause they are nouces trying to get that free cheese pizza. HOLY SHIT WTF

Turbo cringe

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bercow
how is this twat speaker of the house?

start shagging her ma

>zombie elle fanning

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new lil pump is a TUnE

might become an e-celeb lads
should i do games or politics

how many times can i redose speed before killing myself?

manicured nails typed this post

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IHTS AN INVAYSHUN

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Listening to talking heads remain in light album

Put a lock on the fridge. Get her to run round the block ever time she wants some food.

youtube drama

anyone who listens to anyone with "lil" in their name should be castrated

Years ago when I was a NEET, I thought about applying to become a janny so I had something to do. This was back when the Jow Forums janitor position was a respectable job worthy of respect, not like now...

wtf u on about

Most migrants into Europe are African and Central Asian

don't post machines

accepting refugees because of the crisis in the middle east is so fucking brainlet tier i cant even

what the FUCK is the difference between speed paste and powder? why is paste so cheap?

having some liver and onions

Come on in lads.

hi, i just want to say i really appreciate your thread editions because you always post some thick thot as the op. please keep it up x

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Not a fan of Jewish people tbqh

listening to sleaford mods

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imagine not only being a fat hog slag, but also being a narcissist
state of modern women

got an itchy minge

good lad

Would ban you for that if I was a janny.

I found out a few years back that the guy who used to teach me the Quran and later my neighbours was molesting one of their daughters. My dad saw him at the mosque and punched him in the face. He deserved way more. The girl was 7 years old.

Which should I eat first

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good lads

youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

ew she's fat

less pure and a different form so it can be cut with shit to make it seem heavier, i just leave it for 2 nights to dry in the window, gonna stop doing it now anyway because i reckon its killing me

Paste is just speed that hasn't been allowed to dry yet. You have to spread it out on a surface and dry it yourself and break it into powder. No idea why it's a thing but there you go.

thanks for posting their biggest tune 190kg

defo havent heard that

going to become a soyboy this summer lads
E3 is actually looking good with a new trailer for Cyberpunk 2077, some footage of Last of Us 2, lots of stuff about Red Dead 2, Bethesda's new franchise Starfield

fucking thank you

is it bad for you? always saw it as safer stuff

filthy rasheed why didnt you inform the police

Lads check this out

youtube.com/watch?v=zN2BGzN6bqw

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the brain of a "man" who spends 16 hours a day on Jow Forums
MEMES SO FUNY AHAHAH XD

Sheed

one famine wasn't enough

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is that sue

my balls reek, my arsehole is a swamp, I am a foul beast

awesome reply

umm sweetie, i think you'll find they have other tunes with more views.

youtube.com/watch?v=qbxUQsJHIuU

all drugs are bad for you no matter what some joe rogan watching mong says, use it in moderation and you will be fine, i'm a bit of a hypocrit because im off my arse on speed right now, try not to use it more than once a fortnight to stay safe babe x

*sniff*

La creatura

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bum looks shopped

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>off my arse on speed right now
good lad me too

just a taste but its bang

Nobody gives a fuck sweetie x

how does one fuck fatties but make sure they don't post pictures of you or mind avoiding them in public?

Sick of seeing this cunt on Facebook why does he think he’s talented?

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just got home from toil
fucking KNACKED

ooh

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the only good sleaford mods tune is jobseeker

why've you got nerds sold for the canadian market

Who is this Italian man?

speed and acid are the big two i haven't done

how often do you use and do you get the vasoconstriction as well?

ah yes, for a commie aisha is quite the entrepreneur

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>bunkbed

VERY suspicious of this image

reminder that girls on the internet hate you as much as you hate them

Isn’t she from my norwich?

Had a bunkbed until I was 18

I am the speedlad

A Russian investigative journalist who wrote about the deaths of mercenaries in Syria has died in hospital after falling from his fifth-floor flat.

Maxim Borodin was found badly injured by neighbours in Yekaterinburg and taken to hospital, where he later died.

Local officials said no suicide note was found but the incident was unlikely to be of a criminal nature.

Not as often as I used to. Used to be mad for it. And yeah, now and then. Nothing to worry about.

Ah yes very impressive

these look really tasteful
want to grow tobacco and send it to the UK for porcelain and shite

can imagine the person who does this is 6"1, 120LBS and listens to pink floyd

want to start a tobacco/smoking products syndicate with aisha