/brit/

we're in here lads

tom and jerry is an oldie but a goodie

absolute goat pets

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bacon's england wasn't insular

absolutely hated gross shit in cartoons, like vomit and saliva. don't know who found that stuff funny couldn't eat for days if I saw that

not a fan of US statues being vandalised

punnet of red skleps please

before i ever lifted i had 10.5" biceps and couldn't do a single press up. biceps are 14" now and can deadlift 190kg. all my joints hurt however.

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>loony tunes

lol okay rorke

going to Beijing in a few weeks lads
what should i see?

flying into banka luja now

Hi! New /brit/ user here. You can call me Mike.

fuck shoudn't have made the official ranking so suddenly

forgotten so many shows, it's sad

6 cans of Żywiec ta

there's something naturally a bit offputting about historical monuments being desecrated or destroyed
you're not attacking a human life but you're attacking a culture

insular: relating to or from an island

be lucky to see your hand at arms length through the smog

kielbasa please.

the wife

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Know the difference
It could save your life...

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go to Tiananmen square with some little plastic soldiers and recreate some politically sensitive moments

hey mike, I'm rich yank, learn the pecking order pipsqueak

Used to have the biggest boycrush on TJ from Recess.

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How rich are you?

are you meant to flex when you measure the bicep?

>brazilian
>white

Maos body is surreal

take a train to North Korea and start an insurgency

4 cans of tatra black please mate x

it's pretty obvious he meant it in the pejorative given he put "unimportant" just before it.

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JOHN JACOB ENGLEHIEMER SCHMITT

quite rich

lolnope, bet you count the bar as well

(((detweiler)))

How i imagine most European posters on Jow Forums

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People in Tienanmen will probably want to take photos with you. I am quite unremarkable, 5'11", white, brown hair, and even i got photos taken, some blonde girls i was with were like celebrities.

ANSWER ME

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im asking because i have no idea about Jow Forums stuff
never been in a gym in my life

NEED to get raped by a female chink soldier lads. P.s. new alternative to tinder; wechat 'people near me' loads of prozzers but lonely chinese students too

so a guy at my office asked if I was a virgin today and it was such a bizarre question for someone to ask me
was he one of you "alt-right" types?

Am going a bit bald like you in this pic, how do I reverse or at least slow it down?

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Are your parents the ones who are execs in the tech company?

the israeli

That's the rural Chinese visiting Beijing and seeing Europeans first time

who would you shag

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is this love, bob marley xx

Monument to Francis Scott Key (writer of our national anthem) was vandalized recently too

In November 2017, the California Chapter of the NAACP (National Association of Colored People) called on Congress to remove The Star-Spangled Banner as the national anthem. President Trump advised NFL owners to fire protestors, saying, "Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, out, he's fired. He's fired!"

That's because it's third stanza, which is rarely ever sung at all, goes like this:
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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Date your IT coworker you dumb sow.

chinese people are insects with no feelings or emotions like empathy or diginty. Use them like a human fleshlight

1, 4, 2, 3

Amazing post lad

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but he smells

no that's vile
family has owned a lot of real estate and rental companies for generations

haha what are you germans like? x

>a human fleshlight

get on fin

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listening to Tame Impala

quite good

thank you

Thats the whole point. Not gonna fucking pay for it though. Imagine being raped by a fanatical female chinese soldier though; sort of like that sfm fem monster porn

someone hat him. you know who he is

When lasers were invented in 1960, they were called "a solution looking for a problem"

beatles rip off to be honest

Jammin'-Bob Marley

>wechat 'people near me' loads of prozzers but lonely chinese students too

what the fuck are you saying?

>someone hat him. you know who he is

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lol just measured theyre almost 12 inches
state of your genetics

Doesn’t it stop your dick working?

does anyone else here kiss their mates on the lips? just when you're saying hello or by or anything like that

Wetherspoons delete their social media accounts, claiming people are "struggling to control the compulsion to use it" - unlike alcohol, which people can famously take or leave.

Haha love that little that that he does

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youtube.com/watch?v=LCvda4WNbjk

essentially Temples lite

Alcohol's not a drug, it's a drink

kiss my mates on the cheek a lot when i'm rather drunk and in a good mood with the world

i have sex with chinese prostitutes all the time. the immersion would be broken when reality hits, and they're like 5'1 and virtually no muscle in their body at all. the soldier larp wouldn't work. racial conquest in reverse would though

a strong, tall aryan man planting his seed in some DISGUSTING yellow peril

Looks like a paki not a black man wtf.

100% positive

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>12 inch biceps

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On the wechat app there is a feature called 'people near me'. It shows people with wechat up to 20km away. Loads of the accounts are whores, but there are also lots of Chinese students who are not adapting well to UK life and are looking for friends (and dick)

When people say WMAF are they talking East Asian or South Asian

east africans are caucasians

This is the best Tame Impala song

youtube.com/watch?v=gE5bD54-ewg

not pennys boat

why is wine seen as a girls drink when it has a higher abv than beer

youtube.com/watch?v=S7mia9UMG4Y

Zoom on that

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