/brit/

mission impossible: ghost protokino starting on Film4 lads

get paid 4 grand less than colleagues who do the same work lads.

i genuinely don't feel good about doing anything that costs money. like i feel sadder about spending £5 on a pint, than i feel happy for drinking a pint, or £15 on a meal or whatever

I hate london.

I wish I had a black gf before I got married. Biggest regret of my life

i live in inner london ;)

don't reckon i'm white enough for these chinks
bit too swarthy, they probably think i'm an n-word

business idea: kill me

Stop pretending Portsmouth is better than Southampton. At least we still have a fucking football team

everyone that was being mean to me in the last thread i hope we can leave it back there and just get over it

USA

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I read it as ghost pornokino haha

Why have you never visited the USA? You can get return flights for less than £400

I hope I wasn’t mean to you!

dont spend the money then la really not that hard and if u need booze to not be a twat then u are a twat
there is no one except people from portsmouth who thinks pompey is better than soton

bit problematic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orania,_Northern_Cape

This enrages the Ethiopian poster.

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is there any actual evidence that chink girls want white men? or is it an alt-right meme from warped anime nazi weaboos

The plan:
>Join the Tory party
>Pretend to be a civic cuck
>Campaign Locally for a few months
>Meet with my local tory MP reguarly
>Visit parliament and introduce myself
>Openly campaign with the tories next election
>Run for MP the election after that
>Win with the endorsement of the PM and the previous MP who is leaving because hes too old
>Stay as MP for one term
>Lead a rebelllion against the current tory leader
>Become PM
>Blow up the O2 arena with thousands of casualties (based mi5)
>use it as an excuse to introduce emergency powers
>dissolve parliament
>set up concentration camps and liquidate my opponents before they get all uppity (see: dictators dillema)
>Make Britain a National Socialist state and implement pic related

thoughts?

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brighton >>>>>>>>>>>>> all your shittty solent shitholes

Hahaha, yeah, I know exactly what you mean, lad.

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going to china first

ok lads how far would you flirt with a girl infront of a girl you like and knows at the very least used to like you?

as far as necking?

I live a Ruskinian life of honest toil, combined with a refined intelligence, a deep cultural appreciation and a devout seriousness; a meagre income, but a rich inner life

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>being a white supremist
>supposedly asian girls are ok
absolute fucking state of them

titchfield>portsmouth>>>>>dogshit>>shouthampton

the British San Francisco, just without the hills, tech startups or the money lmao

good lad
live for the soul not for the body

bit religionist

SA actually has really interesting stuff about ethnic self-segregation in their constitution or w/e, reckon it's solely the Boer's usage of cheap black labour that fucks them up

Why don’t you just get a black bit on the side?

youtube.com/watch?v=xZhQ1wITF-E

been replaying this tune the entire day

literally what is titchfield? is that that area between Basingstoke and Reading or something

why would anyone want to go to the fucking us lmao

just do it nobody really cares

8k

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need to replace a type r for less than £3k, what can I buy which wont be a terrible disappointment?

Not one bit. They look happy
I'm a piece of shit in a lotta ways but not a crab in a bucket

I’ve pikey friends that are hard working, friendly and lovely people. I’ve also met pikeys that are the most contemptuous scumbags on earth, they’re a mixed bag 2bh.

Don't know why Netflix feel the need to stretch 2 hours of material out over 7 hours.

>finally play MGS V
>the first hour+ is essentially just an interactive cutscene

>dont spend the money then la really not that hard and if u need booze to not be a twat then u are a twat

i wasn't.
i have a friend who invites me out every so often
and i also go out with toil-friends.

i try to avoid spending money, but i get sucked into it.

if left to my own devices i would actually not spend any money besides gym, phone, food, replaccing stuff or fixing my bike.

you dont even have a train station, you therefore officially don't exist. just like aylesbury or Stevenage, you're a non-town

once took a train journey from a small village in dorset to my hometown in west sussex that involved FIVE changes

Dan schneider where my bitches at?

this is so fucking stupid
I would heem you on sight

chester

Because black girls get jealous and she’d tell my wife

Not acceptable at all. Hurt feelings are the currency of the devil

London's GDP is equal to that of Saudi Arabia.

CRABS IN A BUCKET
electronic warble
vince staples raps

>reckon it's solely the Boer's usage of cheap black labour that fucks them up
It's what pretty much fucked us up in regards to the Bantustans.

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mazda mx5 from the 90s

this one might be my favorite, very edgy

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that game is wank ngl
completed the first mission which was just assasinating some dude
havent played it since

I am openly a white supremacist but sometimes I pay a chinese girl to lick her anus and sit on my face.

man is both soul and body

Because it's the greatest country on earth

Don't like chinky women
Must be an anglo germanic thing

Somalia is truly the greatest African nation as it’s the only one that didn’t get colonised

I'm mostly dong to be fair

Simple question I want to know about /Brit/

Can you dance?

>You can get return flights for less than £400
where?

Any man watching the Queen on ITV

have anecdotal evidence in the form of a lovely gf
not a rorke though so no hypocrisy here

In one of these mirror selfies he looks like an animu grill

It’s my favorite one

ye sure whatever 2bh

nice guys finish last lad

Want Asian children but scared of gunfire

I took the train from Helsinki to Hong Kong with only 7 changes lol

youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

Judge for yourself

Very well thanks

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£300 to NYC & Boston actually

*blocks your path*

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Yes, just not well or in a way anyone would appreciate seeing

want asian children
dont like asian women tho

looks like some little black boy i went to elementary with, his parents were rich democrats powerbrokers

Any wobbly bois in?

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judge for yourself

sounds like a peng journey
what was the route like

>if you think blacks are inferior on average you HAVE to think the same thing about asians

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HES SMOKING A FAG? INDOORS???? FUCKING MAD CUNT

paedo

don't understand why both ireland and new zealand are cool but scotland is really gay

[slams petrol]
>14 seconds later
Now THIS is living

trans siberian user?

want me to fuck yo girl?

Would unironically elect Ethopialad as our King.

Wales is also shit.

Anybody here have herpes? How often do you get flare-ups

would like to visit the nubian pyramids

Can't wait until Kenya annexes this sh*thole