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made a new word lads: poowilly
penis :D
nigga look like he run an Archery Shop in Cheydinhal
sudden need to become the gf lads
I’ve found spirituality in my life lads
It provides me with unfaltering solace
head too big for my body, need to get buff
dont care virgin
don't enjoy anything
pooey pooey wank wank shit bum cunt!!!!!!!!!
*enters the thread*
someone is on vacation aha x
shit poo wank
was called the poney in gym class
Poley should do a vocaroo.
*enters thread*
wish i cared about things
>He's posted it before. He's about a solid 7/10
umm no he hasn't x
What do you work at?
havent read a single post so far
just post and farm (you)'s from the drug ridden rats (you)
willy
poo
and also arse
pee pee poo
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
roaring @ this image
MONI
only watch the island to see the girls in the 'kinis ngl
antediluvian gimmique
piss off phoneposting cunt
how many years until he'll look like this?
cheers for the Mendoza tune Irish lad
cunt breath fuck you
I’ve come to the realization that the real problem with the world today is a lack of spirituality and in many cases a misinterpretation of Gods true word
Don’t hat me
love ruining girls for guys by pointing out all of the little things that girls do to modify their appearance
Wow poley looks like that now
Peng.
POO
how did u find it
>Family: 26 new messages
human trafficking
BUM
bent twat
love doing this to girl's faces and making them cry
Tame Impala is wavy as fuck
adding this to my acid playlist
can't even imagine how neurotypical you are just fuck off please
>you at bad coz you post on phone hurrr durrrr.
was called honey by the gym teacher
Reading Crime and Punishment but so far it's not even come close to reaching the dizzying heights of The Brothers Karamazov
The plan:
>Join the Tory party
>Pretend to be a civic cuck
>Campaign Locally for a few months
>Meet with my local tory MP reguarly
>Visit parliament and introduce myself
>Openly campaign with the tories next election
>Run for MP the election after that
>Win with the endorsement of the PM and the previous MP who is leaving because hes too old
>Stay as MP for one term
>Lead a rebelllion against the current tory leader
>Become PM
>Blow up the O2 arena with thousands of casualties (based mi5)
>use it as an excuse to introduce emergency powers
>dissolve parliament
>set up concentration camps and liquidate my opponents before they get all uppity (see: dictators dillema)
>Make Britain a National Socialist state and implement pic related
thoughts?
>love doing this to girl's faces and making them cry
lads
see
Ignore them for a week so that they get the message.
pathetic
What's with all these autism articles on the Beeb? Off the top of my head I can recall "We didn't know we were autistic" "My son is autistic" and now there's a video for "My autism doesn't define me"
Fucking autistic cunts need to fuck off.
About never.
Egyptian and Kurdish women don't have vaginas
scared about uni lads
might not get in, bit worried
I was indifferent until I truly delved into Christian theology and esotericism
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
have similar fantasies to this
glad to see someone else is taking the future of our country seriously
god speed
dont hate women anymore after i started talking to them, still think they are scary tho
hope he wasn't too rough with you x
trot on you odious little bog-dwelling creature
Useless piece of paper anyway.
they're doing personalised homepages now
umm sweetie xxx
see above
good lad
He let me bum him which made him experience true bliss.
useless piece of paper that will get me out of this country at least
Wonder how hard it is to become an MP
Jesus Christ vanquishes fear, contempt and derision
hat
been going down that road lately
wish i will be overpowered by a wave of self-assurance that the Man will have my back in the future x
>fiction
keep wasting your time m8
Same desu, life has improved immeasurably since I went from atheist to agnostic. Can hardly imagine what dizzying heights I could reach if I actually became genuinely religious
there's this absolutely lovely always smiling bubbly girl at toil
can not stand many others though
It's those wretched, useless Tories that ruined this fair country I fondly remember as a child. My good friend George Bell told me the same.
I applied, got in, dropped out, applied again, got in again, dropped out again.
You'll be alright.
Any good literature to try to find god?
remember posting in here when i was doing my a levels
now about to finish my masters
what the fuck
sue
remember when i got my first job my mate told me not to get involved in workplace relationships wish i listened to him haha kill me
maybe you might actually see a human vagina
Put the pan on, throw some butter in, slice up your smoked sliced chicken, throw it in the pan, cook it until slightly crispy. Then throw in your beaten eggs, add some salt and pepper. Take your toast, put some cream cheese on it (preferably kiri, or something that's high in fat), throw on your eggs/chicken scrambled eggs.
10/10 dinner, lads.
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ever since i've stopped replying to yanks life has become pleasanter
uni only let me in because I fucked up the application
is that red shirt man
Bad morality
wee are 100% Celtic
not one drop of Anglo-Saxon blood
no sir, not us Scots
remember posting in here when i failed my GCSE’s
now I sell gear
Wtf.
underage
Need a Scottish bull to fuck my italian American sister
makes sense, celtic people are usually gingers
fUCK
oFF
uNDER
aGED
been posting here since my GCSEs too lmao
feel much too liminal for this
most of my upbringing and personality is "alexander" but my parents were too povvo for that really