/brit/

thoughts?

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Didn't know that i had phimo before /brit/ haha. remember to stretch your foreskin lads

continue posting it mate, it will give at least one lad a giggle

I was actually born without one bollock
My current left bollock is artificial and touching it is quite weird

Windrush migrants should go back home.

sue

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whats the best form of escapism?

big saffer willy

What do you smoke lads? I smoke JP silverstream.

Trying real hard to kick them.

What’s the best drought?

*rolls around*

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my granddad was a windrush migrant
he's dead now though LOL

suicide, but really it's hiking

what colour would you reckon mine are?

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business idea: Benderism

>there are actually people in /brit/ who don't think Britain makes the best TV in the world
These are FACTUALLY the best 10 TV shows ever and half of them are British.

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Literature and fitness is the supreme choice

Drugs in moderation

Alcohol, wanking, TV and video games are for mindless runtoids

>What do you smoke lads?
Irish men’s willies.

GTFO coon

Is that actually fun literally just walking through fields and mountains for hours

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>It was bloody Thatcher what did me in.
>Pity too because I'm a bloody grafter I am.

youtube.com/watch?v=A36i2opJQzQ

Spanish tune

he wasn't black, he was of dravidian descent

3 of them are

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ

>shows
culturally dominated

It was Thatcher that ruined the North

THATCHER DID ME BACK IN.

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see

the thinking man's choice

>posting your retinas in 2018

mate

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hello 15 year old me
still good though

GTFO poo

Elephants are taking our women lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=OR-viYufiY8

Spanish tune in english

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it's a zen experience, takes a lot of time and energy, with beautiful vistas as rewards which are only as good as you appreciate them

Redd*t filename

The battle cry of the Northerners and Irish

youtu.be/ZJh0m0E7Ozg

where do i know you from

only if you appreciate nature and landscapes

there is little that can beat walking up a mountain

It was Blair

go suck Attenborough's cock faggit

the police can literally track you down from a picture of your hand now we are all fucked

he was my granddad, my three other grandparents are white
guarantee you wouldn't be able to tell i wasn't whiet if ya saw me jizzcock
anyway im very proud of my heritage

OH WE LOVE YOU MRS THATCHER LIKE YOUR OLD MAN LIKES A BREW

youtube.com/watch?v=DwbzxemJZIc

The working class have the best songs.

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go away you dumb twat.

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ketamine

hotel?

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lmao what
you really think that screenshotted blurry pic from my phone can identify my retinas? theres glare in them...

I SAID YA BUY ONE

too soon?

cannot fathom how being attractive must be like

Is The Queen a real person or does she just ahve seriously bad dementia? standard.co.uk/stayingin/tvfilm/monday-s-best-tv-her-majesty-and-david-attenborough-a-budding-new-double-act-that-could-go-far-a3815401.html

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MUMMY

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>breaking bad better than the wire

nope

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its nice although im anti-social so sometimes dealing with unwarranted attention is stressful

you haven't been committing any crimes have you?

the tories, the tories, the tories

would pay good money to see that happen

The wire was boring

she is so peng

trivago's name; the first bit is "trip", the second is "va" which is "go" in spanish, the third bit is "go". mad innit

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10

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might actually try ketamine they say it cures depression for a week

never watched the wire but can guarantee its overrated shit

Why is the swastika so appealing? It's strange how society has made this symbol taboo yet i feel so drawn to it.

Just looking at it triggers my brain to release endorphins. I think the colours have a lot to do with it. Red white and black are just perfect for it.

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you're boring

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literally keep randomly screaming FOOKIN TORRIES FOOKIN TORRIES over and over help me

doing a post lads

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why are all irish posters on /brit/ plebs without fail?

>no gabagool
>no dekalog

fucking gash list

ketamine is so peng
had a really bad habit last year where i was getting through about three gram a week
still fucking love it though

virgin freak

yeah just don't abuse it otherwise you get bladder problems

Video games and anime

Why is literally every Canadian on earth an insipid little worm with absolutely no intellectual depth?

BASED.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhxhr7IsKjg

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make sure you k-hole

vr and drugs

Books and fitness are for the stupid or the people who don't need escapism at all. The reason video games are so popular now is that we are getting smarter. Those who need true escapism need MORE input they need MORE distraction they need MORE MORE MORE to stop them thinking of real life. At least more than we did even just a few generations ago. The fact you separate drugs and alcohol tells me you are stupid to begin with, but they are sure fire ways to escape, no matter the time. Not the best, because almost all of them will eventually kill you, but they're fast and reliable that's for sure.

anyone else think minge is a bit overrated? dont get me wrong im all for getting my tail end wet but imo id take a gobby over intercourse any day

Pinpointing your coordinates, Facebook profile, Twitter, tinder etc at this very moment lad

youtube.com/watch?v=kXl52c611i8

dont have a hat worthy enough of this post