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normbles dont care about anything else.. oh how I pity them...

"No!"

lol i bet you dont even have an ancient mew lmao you fucking nerd loser ill kill you in real life if i get the chance

got really paranoid in dominos last night lads

sue

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More like Lucy WEW

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Not sure what this webm is.

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Den Tipperary song wenn ich bitten darf

youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

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pingers in a russian metro

all me

Calm down with the Ice binges then.

You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless (niggas) might snatch your necklace
And next these (niggas) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (niggas) who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!

Way are you obsessed with aids at the moment?

How much you are respected by other people is entirely based on how successful you are with women. Nothing else matters, no one cares about your bank account, no one cares about your nobel prize and no one certainly cares about your inventions. All that matters is how many women want to fuck you. That's it.

cunt i dont need no mew when i am playing gin rummy do i fucking nerd prick cunt
mate if you so even as BREATHED in my county five of my boys 10 of my dogs and my good self would shank you faster than you could say "VIRGUN CUNT"

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if I was horny more often I'd probably TRY to get a gf

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toronto needs a neutron bomb dropped on it double time

post bumhole

Women need gassing. Dogs smelled her weakness. Women need to be put in their place. Poor kot.

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wasn't ice

sad state of affairs

Bump

Hello Melvin you fag

Everybody in school hates you

Would you rather be insecure/anxious or a soyboy?

Eurovision soon lads

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isn't this speed music

kat

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Ultimate pill: There never was an Adolf Hitler

business idea : tune
youtu.be/yTzyJ7kDLL4

am both

not being both would be good

former
i have it and its manageable
latter is a major character defect

matt

i have a psa 10 base set charizard and you have virginity hahahha i dare you to come to alice springs cunt you wont make it out alive

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why are israel and australia in the eurovision

I remember arguing with some nutjob claiming WW2 was a staged event on YouTube in 2008

strangely reminds me of the way asian girls look at you when you're fucking them

It's from a chinese music video

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Reading about HIV is like watching Hostel for the first time - it's terrifying but engrossing

the yank flag waving completes it

‘Gin fREAK

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Crate of Corona. fucking delish

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It's only a cat.

fucking lmao

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ill bite your face cunt

speedy pingers (mda)

trevor philips from GTAV is on BBC2 newsnight and he's a black man

what's the hand thing

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"ARGH"
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You've had risky sex recently, haven't you?

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aw cute pibbles :)

but there were Adolphii Hitlers...

hate ironic weebs

Aren't the Irish experts in the art of the gab
Any Irishmen in? Give us a hint mcfuck

*forms a bully circle around impotent little raging Melvin*

watching a documentary about the afghan war, must have been peng to be deployed there

tame impala is really good

As they're honourary euros, why isn't Canada in Eurovision?

No such thing as "soyboys" in Scotland.

>Caffeine is a stimulant — and that can be bad news for someone with anxiety. Caffeine's jittery effects on your body are similar to those of a frightening event. That's because caffeine stimulates your "fight or flight" response, and studies show that this can make anxiety worse and can even trigger an anxiety attack.

Jesus fucking wept why did no one tell me this before I embarrassed myself in front of the whole office when my voice started wobbling on every phone call I take?

The term "love" does not describe any sensation or experience that actually exists. Relationships are nothing more than a cultural convention. None of this is real. Sex is the only thing that is real. Sex is the only usefulness of females. Nothing positive is gained by earning their approval or bringing them into your life as anything beyond living sex dolls. Women are literally the exact same thing as pornography, just superior and preferable. I can't believe how many of you are controlled by social indoctrination about love and relationships. Wake the fuck up.

at being massively shit.

dont FUCK WITH ME YOU LOT or i will fucking UNLEASH

>peng
hello nigger

Well yeah, giving them a name were imply it wasn't normal

its on the back of the can mate

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Nope. Feels good being a shut-in sometimes

amen

did someone say soy?

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It’s an Anglo phenomenon

xanax and caffeine is weird greatly

no country that isn't on the european continent should be in eurovision
literally no point to the name otherwise

any of you lads ever come in a girls mouth? I have, was very good

Nah us english are banter masters not the Irish.

Why do feminists want open borders with rape cultures?

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i will fucking destroy you nerd loser cunt if you ever so much as STEPPED inside sheffield mate
us cunts would flay you ear to ear little nerdy prick virgin cunt breath bo bogan tit muncher COCK BREATH

40+ degrees, sunny all the time and IEDs everywhere. No thanks.

no it isnt

lots of Scottish soys in London

Moon in the rock
Rock in the moon

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