Best girl edition
/ausnz/
Levi Watson
Caleb Hughes
uhm excuse me?
Lucas Fisher
2nd for I genuinely hate all of you
Leo Diaz
I have arrived. Good morning.
Ian Wright
Why does Singa say I look like Iroha? The only thing that's similar is the hair aaaaah.
Love you too.
Gud Morgen.
Jace Hernandez
You're excused
Wow me too
Good morning mate
Zachary Ward
because you look like her and your hair is really qt
Brayden Rivera
Rude.
Morning mate. Any plans for the day?
Christopher Cox
why?
Easton Robinson
Morning mate.
Brody Johnson
Aaaaaaaaah. Th-thanks I guess.
Computer and packing for my holiday.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Pretty rude in all honesty.
Kinda hurt my feelings.
Ian Green
Nice.
Andrew Wilson
i luv u
Oliver Kelly
Traitors
Robert Brown
purge time?
Eli Morris
managed to activate my office
fuck you microsoft
yes
*purges you*
Charles Hughes
i hope you feel better
pls no
Jordan Parker
I love you too Bunny.
But I haven't done anything...
William Evans
Not you
baka
Liam Cooper
okay now naptime
i will leave this soyboi here to watch you in my stead
Gavin Wood
Pls don't purge Me, I can make myself useful to you
Also go to bed!!
Samuel Green
I'm surprised sneaky can even grow facial hair tbqh
Charles Gonzalez
*posts westy's pic*
Owen Reyes
Oh...
Well I still don't appreciate you calling me a baka...
Have a good sleep Bunny.
HEY!
Nicholas Ramirez
cute!
Go on, treat yourself
literally me
Lincoln Rodriguez
Goodnight!
Bentley Jenkins
hello welly
Sebastian Evans
I think I will get out of bed now.
Justin King
Alright, but make sure you know what you are doing
Leo Hernandez
Oh dear. Evanescence - Bring me to life just started playing.
Michael Harris
DON'T!
I tried that and almost DIED!
Jaxon Brown
Day ruined.
Blake Scott
>you will NEVER be a 20-something in mid-90s Oceania
Ryan Thompson
Why would you want to be
Kayden Sanders
partially childish 90s nostalgia
partially an unresolved mid-life crisis
partially because 90s NZ/AU politics were less depressing than the UK's. (Economically it's much of a muchness.)
partially because it seems like Australia and NZ might have some kind of future while Britain's post-WW2 history is one "and then things got worse..." moment after another.
Noah Long
You seem like a good lad
It's a shame you have a useless degree because we would never give you a visa on skilled work.
However what stops you from doing like a MA researching NZ politics at a New Zealand university?
Do you not have the funds? I'm pretty sure once you have a NZ degree they can give you a visa to work.
Jason Taylor
Fock it's windy outside
Nathaniel Nelson
Oliver Campbell
Little do they know what is really behind this post
Colton Price
They will never know who I really am.
Jayden Walker
Kot!
Caleb King
It's a thought. I doubt I've the funds though.
Jaxson Morris
Are you currently gainfully employed?
Nathan Johnson
Aaron Kelly
>it's raining again
William Gomez
I'm back in my room on laptop again.
Brandon King
Of course it is
Rain is comfy
Nice, where were you?
Justin Parker
In shower & had some toast. Will be going out in public later for lunch.
Owen Price
away to the gym I go
Jack Baker
have a nice time desu
Adrian White
Just woke up from my nap.
Sebastian Lopez
Was it a good nap?
I'm considering having one myself
Daniel Ross
Oh yes, a very good nap.
Couldn't recommend one enough.
Michael Young
The rain's here now
Anthony Perez
bad?
Brandon Torres
The rain here has stopped so you're probably getting ours.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Juan Diaz
Might try it then
This couch in the sun seems like a good place to nap.
Strange, the rain's not here anymore
Josiah Gomez
>This couch in the sun seems like a good place to nap.
Chalmers the cat, napping in the sun.
Sounds perfect.
I was gonna add purr to that but I thought against it.
Brayden Gonzalez
Kinda wanna do some painting or crafting
Lincoln Reed
Go for it buddy, get those creative juices flowing.
Brandon Brown
I have returned!
James Butler
welcomeback
Eli Adams
thanks
Ian Perry
Welcome back buddy.
Hows your little excursion to the outside world?
Jackson Wilson
It was alright
Gym was busy but I had some good sets and didn't stall
Just finished my smoothie as well, feeling bretty gud if you ask me
Just need to decide what I want to for dinner, might just have some nuggers again.
Tyler Ramirez
>I had some good sets and didn't stall
Nice, well done buddy.
>Just finished my smoothie as well
What was in it?
And I hope you used your own milk...
I won't have you stealing mine again.
>feeling bretty gud if you ask me
Thats bloody good to hear buddy.
Feeling good is good, a man wiser than myself once said that.
>might just have some nuggers again.
You're gonna turn into a nugger if you continue to eat them for dinner.
Aiden Scott
>What was in it?
Protein powder, your milk, peanut butter, a banana and some yogurt
I didn't have room for some frozen berries
>Feeling good is good
Fascinating, I'll keep that in mind
>You're gonna turn into a nugger
I-I don't want to turn into a nugger!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chase Barnes
Blake Rivera
Actually
I still have some chicken and rice left
I'll have that instead
Robert Nguyen
Okay wow I understand why you guys take naps, that was super comfy
Ethan Flores
lazybones
Brayden Gray
>Protein powder, your milk, peanut butter, a banana and some yogurt
>your milk
>YOUR
>MILK
....
I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
Nice chicken in a different form.
Welcome back to the land of the living sleepyhead.
Tyler Mitchell
It is
except when you take a couch nap and wake up with a sore neck
Camden Reed
>I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
I may die, but your milk will forever live on in the calcium of my bones.
You lose westy, you lose
Jeremiah Bennett
I know you are but what am I
It's good to be back
I just had a couch nap, my neck is fine but my shoulder is a bit sore because of it
Dylan Russell
>I know you are but what am I
A lazybones
but I can't blame you when you have such a damn comfy couch
Sebastian Morgan
Not if I crush up your bones and make a smoothie outta them, using YOUR blender!
Kayden Price
>A lazybones
I know you are but what am I
>but I can't blame you when you have such a damn comfy couch
I wish it was just a little bigger
Nicholas Rivera
Then my calcium would become part of westys bones
There would be no more honorable death
>I wish it was just a little bigger
Why?
It perfectly fits two people being comfy
Adrian Robinson
silly Westy, you're supposed to grind bones to make bread
Isaac Lee
It's not very comfortable to lay on, I probaby should have taken my nap on my bed rather than my couch
Anthony Lee
You should have had your nap on me instead
Cooper Ward
>There would be no more honorable death
No.....
You're supposed to hate it....
Hmmmm... you sound like you've done this before.
I don't know how to make bread though, so if I bring you the bone dust could you do it for me?
Parker Gonzalez
Just got back from the bistro for lunch with my Dad, Mum & Neice. First time I've really left the house since Feb. I hope I wasn't to socially awkward.
Isaac Parker
Might pop across to the supermarket, anyone want anything?
Blake Bell
Was the food good?
Jackson Perry
I'm sure you would have noticed if you were.
Probably just a bit quiet.
What did ya have for lunch?
Chip, dip and beer please.
Brayden Harris
Some Milk thanks
William Davis
Yeah.
I had Fish & Chips with salad. I am a quiet person irl.
William Harris
>Kiwi's aren't considered foreign for tax purposes in Australia
well this is news to me
Looks like I'll probably end up moving there anyway then
Jacob Smith
Good morning!
Jaxon Campbell
>I am a quiet person irl.
I am a bit myself, really depends on my mood.
But it's good you properly got out of the house buddy.
Traitor.
Good morning buddy.
Sleep well?
Jaxson Taylor
>Traitor
Shutup
It's probably either that or I become unemployed, I don't want to end up like you desu
Adrian Thomas
Yea, how r u? :3
Brayden Price
that's a good tummy
Eli Cox
I just had to carry a big bag of ice back from the supermarket. Now my arm is really sore.
Morning mate
Sleep well?
Carson Lewis
>I don't want to end up like you desu
Why not?
I'm the grooviest cat in the alley.
But seriously, is all your job opportunities across the ditch?
I'm good, a little hungry at the moment.
I think I'll see what the kitchen is hiding from me soon.
Any plans for the day?
Thats a good tummy also.
Wanna blow raspberries on it.
Lincoln Brown
>Now my arm is really sore.
You live like 30 meters from the supermarket...
Asher Phillips
And?
The bag was heavy