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White genocide is good edition

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needs /bort/

Hmm.....

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this is me

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What kind of name is Bort?

>White genocide is good edition

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Food review
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>white genocide is not good

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hahahaha

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Remember during the Lindt shooting I made a Twitter account pretending to be a middle aged Australian man and made many anti-Islam posts until a bunch of people reported me to the NSWPD Twitter, they said they would investigate me, and my account got shut down

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#FuckAllMen

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i'll try

any man from:
>nova scotia
>essex
>lancashire
>somerset
>norfolk
>cornwall
>merseyside
in?

reckon it's time

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I'll do my best to help as much as I can

woah yeah literally all me mad that

alri virile freak

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Virgin freak

Tory scum

signing the warrant as we speak

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butchered willy

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What does terrone have to do with this?

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This is the prank that started the online prank phenomenon

Umm I have a foreskin though???

record store day saturday
I know physical media is retarded but I can't help myself

fuck off you pseudotrip cunt

>when she has meat curtains

AHH!!
AHH!!

SATAN'S POOS ARE DARK RED!!!!
HATEFUL MAGGOT PATHETIC AND DEAD!!!!
THE BEST PART OF DEATH IS CUTTING OFF A HEAD!!
I VOMIT IN MY SUIT WHEN I GO TO BED!!!!

YAAAGGGAAHHH!!
ARHH, AAAHHHH!!!

SEALED PAIN STINGS MY BRAIN!!!!
THE DEVIL POOS A CRIMSON RAIN!!!!
VAMPIRE SOCIETY FUCKING DRAINS MY FUCKING BRAIN!!
I JUST THREW UP!!!!!!!!!!!

it's not retarded
t. archivist

just wondering if anyone happens to hail from any of these places haha whats the big deal?

If your penis is so small that the foreskin doesn't get pulled off when you're erect you should kys

>when she has a clitoris

>Humidity: 74%

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leave phimo lads alone
*waves threateningly at you*

skeptical of that desu

have heard many a forty year old in clubs telling me how the pills and the tunes were better in his day

its human nature to assume that x was better in bygone days

regardless, I'm not going to experience nightlife on the assumption that what I'm experiencing is inferior to that which was occuring 30 years ago

that would be nonsense my man as I'm sure you will agree

Wish I lived in Europe so I can feel normal when I pull out the spare change out of my foreskin and not have the clerk start shouting at me

The GF hugged me to her breast and told me to suck on her nipple like a baby. She then called me the name she wishes to give to our child, sung songs, and cooed, all the while stroking my hair.

MORE

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>the Sundays have a re-issue coming out just for record store day

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80% humidity here (9C though)

got phimo but if I do my stretches it's like I don't have it at all

peak comfy

phimo

>have heard many a forty year old in clubs telling me how the pills and the tunes were better in his day
drugs have only gotten better (easier to access, greater variety, higher purity)
however those geezers are right about the tunes.
also why the fuck are there 40 year olds in the club? rarely see people past uni age out in the good clubs here

Girlfriend suggested we eat at a vegan restaurant and I said yes
Going to eat soy tomorrow

Tech is destroying culture. you realize that right? Our children will be asocial freaks that have no identity and have no life experiences

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What kind of archive work you do?

don't have a gf
but if I did I'd basically do whatever she said

>teehee i don't have phimo btw >.

So they'll be just like you eh?

Napoleon was one of the greatest men to have ever lived and the Brits should have sided with him

who said you were allowed to breed you virgin freak

>also why the fuck are there 40 year olds in the club? rarely see people past uni age out in the good clubs here
That's why Europe NEEDS refugees everyone is super old. Young men from other continents are the solution.

>Glasgow having the best of anything
howling

bent Australian here

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Met an Australian once
He called me mate

It's only 31C here but it feels like 40C~

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knowledge of computers failed to disseminate to the common man like it did the fuel combustion engine

stfo chink subhuman

yeah that's canada for you mate

many middle aged lads are massive dance fans (having experienced the height of british rave culture) and will still turn up to see their favourite selectors from the 80s and 90s, many of whom are still regulars on the UK club circuit

>those geezers are right about the tunes
frankly disagree

there are plenty innovative DJs out there playing innovative tunes, and plenty of clubs (especially in scotland) are booking them

how do computers work

genuinely dont do fucking anything these days except smoke, tweet, clean house and post on /brit/

Virgin freak

It's nice. She says I will be envious when we have a child so she is trying to look after me before then.
I guess I'll be an absent father and take a job at the servo night shifts so I never have to see family (and feel usurped by my own kid)

the best show ive ever been to was soichi terada
the 90s were better for dance and electronic music just give it up mate

Virgin freak

I own one of he bigger anprim accounts on twitter
won't say which

need you to quit it hunny

Remember to mercilessly beat the kid and take out your own insecurities on it
Virgin freak

Drinking alone again. Say something that will make me feel better.

When I was starting to aim at the I.T industry people (boomers) told me the next generation would rise up and blow me the fuck out. Then came ipads
like a calculator

made friends with a load of lefty yanks on twitter recently

I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

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bet you have a nice willy x

how do they do maths

who keeps inviting the nonce

It bends to the right a lot, I wanked weirdly when I was a young child.

mate dont get me wrong I love the 80s and 90s

but I adore downtempo cosmic disco and acid house (above anything) which is undoubtedly a modern phenomenon

underground dance music has progressed

soundcloud.com/zukunft/a-love-from-outer-space-at-zukunft-200118-part-1

do yourself a favour and rinse this mix, this music extricated me from the mire of drumcode techno and copycat house

as far as I'm concerned this is the future of dance

not drinking alone when you're on /brit/ xx
spent many a night drinking on here in my younger wilder years (now pushing 22) and while my life is now a bit of an absurd tragicomedy i never went near rock bottom

bet you have a nice bum x

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