Wtf britain explain this shit now

>i refuse to believe these are real
twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/562993045759856640
this is funny but really sad too

>a wheel
the India-British relationship finally makes sense

Dog bless british police, lost me mum to a pair of pliers.

Nipples are an excellent target

Wait, what, policemen just barge into peoples' houses and ransack them for weapons in the UK? Without them being suspected of anything? What the fuck is wrong with Britain? How much of a bootlicker do you have to be to allow that?

No, this is from chavs walking around

Yeah they will need a warrant to search your house so stop being stupid and use some rational thinking

>explain this shit now
honestly can't, this is as baffling to me as it is to you

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they'd need a warrant, when they say weapons sweep what they mean is they go around parks and council estates and shit picking up basically just rubbish
basing this off this tweet which shows one of these "sweeps"

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Do they search them or do they just see mr. Green walking to his shed with a pair of pliers?

It might be a quota thing. I can think of no other reason for taking a bicycle wheel.

a general rule to follow is, if something seems too weird to be true, it isn't true

my guess is that they just found the bike wheel on their sweep and took it for the sake of clearing the place up a bit

>tfw little brother never recovered from the circuit board incident

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that's a stolen car radio

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And that is why they included it in a weapons sweep photo?

I guess. But it seems sort of silly initiative-wise to start an action where policemen search parks for garbage. I mean, I seriously doubt leaving your Kalash in the park is widespread practice among criminals.

>lives in a country where a bike lock and a butterknife are weapons
>use some rational thinking

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That's not unique to Britain though. Depends on the circumstances any object that is obviously intended to be used as a weapon can be considered a weapon and seized from a person who carries it here.
Like you are not allowed to bring scissors or a screwdriver to a football game or some public gathering, and if police or security staff find it they are legally allowed to seize it. Pretty sure it's the same in most countries, you just don't know anything about such laws.

I guess it's just some bullshit initiative for protecting the children who go to these parks and could've picked up these

an unlikely ally appears

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That's how it all started.

>unlikely
Rusians used to run a pretty tight police state.

Seems more of a job for park keepers, honestly. Bobbies have much more important jobs to concern themselves with.
A bike wheel? A bike lock? A car stereo?

Bike.
Wheel.

you can't make this shit up

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>government wants me to register my full auto assault tools
DON’T TREAD ON ME

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Fake news

>Bobbies have much more important jobs to concern themselves with.
Apparently not.

>wheel
>they never got poked with a bicycle wheel spoke
What a boring childhood you must've had.

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apparently everybody is okay with this

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Bicycles are an endangered species here, but television is decent

>weapon sweep
>bobbies pick up all of my decoy butter knives
>they forget the bike wheel
Get worked, fuckers. Time to spoke some niggers.

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If it gets to the point where a bike wheel is being confiscated there is nearly no limit to what can be considered a weapon. Anything solid essentially. A god damn pen or housekeys are more dangerous than a bike wheel in that state

Cool abloody dangerpus wheelchair

[thinking emoji]

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>be britbong
>fix your bike tire
>bolice passes by
>OI YA CUNT WATCHU DOING THER
>n-nothing just f-fixing my flat t-tire
>IS THAT BUTTER KNAIF AND SCREWDRIWER?
>y-yes
>GET HER' YA CUNT, THOSE ARE WAEPONS OF MASDESTRUCTIOn
>b-but

It's literally impossible to use a table knife as a weapon, what in the fuck. It would be more efficient to inflict injury with one of your shoes.

>a fucking wheel
LMAO

you can gouge someone's eyes out with it

police dont need a warrant 99% of the time as long as they're convinced a crime has taken place in the house

what the fuck, Britain

this is just on hallowe'en so that dickhead teenagers don't egg folk's houses

>Go to England
>Try to buy some videogames
>Can you I see some ID, mate?

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are you 12?

I was 18 then, now I'm 23