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slags

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lol

haha

>88375691
lol hahaha

hahlool

Haven't held any meaningful conversation with another breathing person for 4 month. Kinda fucked up the guy i am that is

Got any pics of slags with big asses? Preferably in public spaces. If you don't then that's okay you're still my friend

this music is embarrassing

DIE

next neurotypical post is going to have their case crashed

well played

Oh no its "in 4 month" right? Not "for" right?

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kissed a female friday

>madrid isn't a normie destination like malaga or ibiza
>think you're a bit confused
Nah mate, think you're a bit confused:
>having a gf
>foreign travel to a mainstream tourist destination
>pulling local girls
Three strikes, you're out

just kidding
here you go

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>walk into your mates kitchen after all night LAN sesh to get some snacks
>see this
what do?

>Say something nice about the north or we won't let you go the toilet and you'll wet your pants!

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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what's the british space program up to lately?

i don't like grapes much tbf

*pees on them*

this needs to be a gimmick
little horndog is SEETHING

dumb crossposter

T HEE

>mainstream

nobody goes to madrid

people going to spain go to barcelona or party islands

i might as well be going to grimsby

Answer the fuckibg question you retarded angloids. (If you don't know what question iam talking about heres a handy "link" to it)

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haha jokes on you motherfucker i was able to reverse image search and get the original

gotta be bait at this point no one is this neurotypical, jog on

ROCKETS MOTHER FUCKER

my favourite game is hotline miami because you get to kill lots of russians tbf

First time I heard this piece was in that Top Gear episode about the car race on the lake.

I could tell because the subtitles said it when it started playing.

suka blyat buterbrod fuck off putin

why are you going to madrid you dumb cunt
are you too scared smithers or gaz will see you macking on chicks in ibiza and gossip?

do you even know anything about madrid

tell my why it's a normie destination

i've partied all over spain and madrid is the best 2bh

Would you a young Maggie Smith.

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feel like the gay best friend for girls

she was never young

>i've partied all over spain and madrid is the best 2bh

>tell my it's a normie destination
hmmm
ive partied all over spain and its the best

Watching this skit again just makes me feel sad
youtube.com/watch?v=6glJCofJBEg

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Trip on a trash bin and die i really mean it i am hurt deeply and honestly am speechless...

why are you greentexting this sentence

>party culture
grim
utterly grim

>why are you greentexting this sentence

brexit means brexit

How much money can I make being the guy who makes angry cat noises into a microphone?

thoughts on malaga and barcelona?

A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would delay Brexit until the Home Office is able to deal properly with citizenship and migration issues.

But.

uWu nyaa~ *nuzzles*

Party rockers in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rockers in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
We just wanna see you...
Shake that!

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Just imagine, for a second, if you would lads, living on newfoundland. Fucking wow am i right? What do these 'people' even do?

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>able to deal properly with citizenship and migration issues.
Form CANZUK
implement points based system based on canada and australia
deport all poles

A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would delay Brexit until there was the customs infrastructure in place, and a realistic prospect of trade deals, to offset leaving the Customs Union.

But.

moloko krasniy tsveti devushka malchik daleko daleko koziy

>acting in the public interest
the British public already have citizenship by virtue of being British, so no problem
>migration issues
we need Brexit in order to close our borders and fix those issues

i brown
i sweet

roll on in, boys

fish and move to alberta

A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would delay Brexit until there were domestic regulatory bodies and regimes in place to offset leaving the Single Market.

But.

>literally has no argument

i'll chalk this up as another victorious internet argument thanks mate

Off to toil lads

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life is moving, can't you see?
there's no future left for you and me

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would delay Brexit until there was a long-term sustainable solution to all the issues presented by the Irish border, rather than just hoping something will turn up in the transition period.

But.

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И хлoпyшeк,
Из линeeк
И бaтapeeк
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A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would put sanctions on the European Union until there was a long-term sustainable solution for the white race presented, rather than just hoping something will turn up in the transition period of brexit.

t. igoroslav borschtinskovskiska

>i'll chalk this up as another victorious internet argument thanks mate

But a sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would not have gone about doing Brexit in the way this government has done.

But.

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t. Ken Fresno

*goes for you*

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>i've partied all over spain and madrid is the best 2bh
see

shattup you fawkin sanabeetch

A sensible and rational UK government, acting in the public interest, would not be pursuing Brexit at all.

>america is first wor-

is there an option for someone like this

do you reckon that thing lives in china? doubt it

got a letter from the electoral commission today

says i'm now enrolled to vote

don't remember doing that

shit

only a solution
a final one

>1/4 nigerian 1/4 irish
definitely resides in ireland

does jury duty exist here or is it a yank thing?

barcelona is good too

Yeah it exists.

too many thieves imo

One of my best mates when i was younger was half jamaican and half irish. I used to tell people like 'haha wow isnt that amazing'.

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choon lads

el creatura hiberniANO