>gf speaks more languages than you
Gf speaks more languages than you
Bet any message she sends to someone in the second language is about having sex with the other guy she's cheating on you with.
haha just a thought.
NO
>no gf
>gf has bigger dick than you
>gf
>bf
:3
>traps arent gay
>gf earns more than you
>she wants you to be a homegoing husband
only faggots care about that tbqphmf
>tfw no gf
must be hell living with someone
I'd fucking do it. Playing games all day
does she like pegging you tho
>gf
kinda emasculating desu
nah man
a good husband has to do all the chores and raise the children
of course!
Np. I'm not an insecure fag like you
Not a problem
but seriously, how do I even compete? She speaks English, German and Spanish while I only speak English ;_;
>b-but when I said Im gonna be the man of the house, this is not what I meant!
Why do you wanna compete with her? I'm sure there are areas you are better than her in. And with her skills it's easier if you guys wanna visit german or spanish speaking countries.
yeah many men at first aren't comfortable with such a situation
they all think they are big, strong men but they dont realize they need to be put in their place
but after she has pounded and pegged him a couple of times he will break down and not be able to emotionally function without her
if aftersex consists of her spooning him and whispering in his ear that he is the most precious thing in the world he will accept his place faster
>gf
>no multilingual bf
>be me
>masochist
>wants woman to take control and work while i stay at home
>want her to do whatever she wants to me
>but not a pervert
>i have become a sub out of pure lazyness