/brit/

>not making your own

des
pa
cito

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could easily fold farage in half
wouldnt cos hes a lad but i could if necessary

Jeremy Corbyn's Height
5ft 9 (175.3 cm)

dude just stop thinking about her lmao

poo

not bloody likely

The anger over Morrissey was so much that Twitter is down.

oh right yeah let me just hang out some raw meat around the house to cure like some fucking dirty Chinaman

give your head a wobble

Just found out the poster known as Belfast killed himself

Press F to pay respects ;_;

>not having a dehydrator

love beef
hate jerky
simple as

whay the fuck hahahaha you're right
hes not even on twitter

people need to embrace love more and stop whining about what some shitty 80s singer has to say

based

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont say that did he really?
sad but i suppose not unexpected

bender

is it when its summer that are less people on Jow Forums or not?

Why is she such a goddess, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=xq-aTe77bkA

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All I want is attention off the 6.9 gf

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beef

jerky

typically more

Unless she's muslim and dating would get either of you in trouble I don't see why you shouldn't behave like a regular human being. Maybe ask her out for drinking if you're not a pussy.
Otherwise become a man who can fulfill her standardsand ask her out later; or at the very least other girls like her will gravitate towards you.

PENG
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N
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i just went to the park with my friends and i charted

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>watching old episodes of arrested development
>things mentioned over 10 years ago are still relevant today

ahh reality is on repeat again

beef jerky mentioned

>with my friends
back off normie!!

%110 last time I spoke to him he was in hospital with kidney failure over a codeine overdose

>things mentioned over 10 years ago are still relevant today
Like what?

Too tall for a commie.

i reek of piss and poor life decisions

REALLY want a mousy English gf right now

what did you chart?

They mention bananas and we're still eating them.

that's my height haha

someone post some hatbait i've got a killer image
*giggles nervously*

guns, politics, war, corruption, sjws

CHART
IN
THE
PARK

#33 in the Milton Keynes R&B chart

women

im against any immigration at all

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will not be voting for any party leader shorter than 1.83m on principle

you dont happen to know what happened to ulster/ryan? people have been accusing every second JF of being him, & i somewhat miss him

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people of lower iq should be worked to death for free for the benefits of their betters (i)

vocaroo.com/i/s1O1DbbpaFB1

might keep a load of slaves in my cellar and milk them for benny money
*ruminates*

What matters is not your physical height but your brain's height

>Next instalment for student accommodation was due yesterday
>Not getting the next part of the Maintenance Loan till next Monday

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i'm an involuntary non-celibate

very good post and from a frog no less

this but unironically

i'm actually over 20 feet tall if you include my intellectual strength

Belfast > Ryan

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can someone translate this into Dutch for me?

Stay with your friends

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Women are mere slaves at my disposal

what's all this windrubbish i keep hearing about

Font

>0 (zero) available solid weeks off between now and October at work

haha guess I shall be enjoying summer from within the confines of the call centre and during toilberg's permitted respite period of Saturdays and Sundays

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*walks towards you in midfield*

off to a seminar even though I'm thoroughly pissed up on wine. wish me luck.

*farts*

Just delay. It's incredibly difficult to officially evict someone, even from student accommodation. Explain your situation to them.

Was thinking of the "he cute" copypasta and started smiling. Very funny these maymays.

that's not funny anonymous, i repeat not funny

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Yes but height is the best indication of class. So for a commie to be tall is not right, since it shows that they are not from the working class.

I'm near the end of my last year and I have zero (0) friends. The only social interaction I have is my weekly phone call with my Mum.

how does someone cool their room efficiently and affordably?

open widnow

twitter.com/search?q=morrissey
hahahahahahahah never listened to the smiths but hahaha

several buckets of icy water

open windows

England > Britain

as a 'ard man i just endure it and revel in the pain and discomfort

have been referred to as a girl several times

close the curtains and open the windows

i think (((someone))) beat you to the punch m8

NEED an independent South West England

any /girl/ man in?

i mean actual girls with fannies and that. don't hit on me you silly boys!

What did he mean by this?

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I get referred to as a girl all the time

Why is cuckoldry getting popular?

yes teehee xoxo

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*opens window widely open and closes the curtains

onlineprivacyfoundation.org/opf-research/psychological-biases/psychology-and-the-eu-referendum-update/
Brexiteers tend to be less educated, less open to new experiences, and overall stupider people.

he's going senile

Just ordered off iOffer.com

thats fucking it reverse brexit right now

thoughts?

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