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Asian pride worldwide.

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:)

if i could reroll my ethnicity i still wouldn't be asian

I just had a dream where I talked to jesus or god or something
>in some elaborate abstract building that seem to be located in space
>taking a class in this wierd building but decide to ditch it
>have to jump from the first story to the ground floor through a window to leave
>some guy decides to come with me
>we both jump and land on our hands and feet
>I say I'm glad it's a dream because that would've been painful and I probably would've broken something
>we just lay on the ground for a bit chatting about dreams
>he asks me if I've ever had a backwards dream (not sure backwards in what sense, but I think he was talking about nightmares for whatever reason) where I meet some prophet or sage guy (he had a specific title but I don't remember it) who talks directly to you through the dream and makes you transcend reality or something
>I say no
>he says he has those dreams all the time
>as he talks his face switches back and forth between a guy and a beautiful woman
>we both look over at some other people walking by
>he says, perhaps jokingly, "maybe it's him"
>I look back to him and say "maybe it's you"
>suddenly the room falls apart
>I feel this strange unexplainable feeling wash over my whole body
>not pain, almost like pleasure but not quite
>I can still hear the guy talking but I can't see him anymore
>then the only thing I see for several seconds is a still of another beautiful woman dressed in business clothes sitting on a chair and looking directly at me with a smile
>that dream ends and the next one starts with me at home hyperventilating
freaky shit

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Shut the fuck you CHI nigger

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You should lay off the drugs

t. actual mexican and/or black person

t. CHI

Are you asian?

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The city in that image looks really nice. What is that, New York?

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imagine replying to comments someone made the day before

pathetic

i was thinking it looks ugly

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Nigga that's Toronto

*takes nap*

I dreamed with my cat being rescued

Ran into the back of a car while leaving a parking lot
There's a big white mark on my front headlight now

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This.

>tfw no gf

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oh god i'm almost 27

Good afternoooooooon

Hey!

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sgoin’ on?

Nothing wrong with being a Chi

A lot wrong with being a goddamn gook. Seriously kill yourself you worthless slant eyed bastards

think of the camaraderie you could have if you're a gook though
1. team houses for starcraft
2. military conscription
sounds like gooks breed men over there

>A lot wrong with being a goddamn gook. Seriously kill yourself you worthless slant eyed bastards

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*Holds hands with Mexico*
*Kisses the USA and tells USA how much I love him*
*Laughs at Canada's small penis*

*puts arms around finlands neck*

>Nothing wrong with being a Chi

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*Kisses the USA again*

what state is the asshole of USA?

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'Bama or mississippi

[spoiler]Florida[/spoiler]

As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of NyQuil then I salivate
Start off with the NyQuil, like, I think I'll just have a taste
Couple of sips of that then I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like, yeah that's great
I go to just take one and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak

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Hey boys, idk what happened to /Carib/ but I'm gonna post here becuase puerto rico is part of the US. I also posted this exact same post in /lat/. I'm learning to speak Spanish and I have about a year before I move so I will be able to speak decently once I get there, but I have family out in Puerto Rico that wants me to live with them for a bit. The only thing I'd, here in the states I'm an HVAC(heating, ventilation, air conditioning) technician and I only have like 1 year experience as an actual tehnician, not as a helper. I'll be in San Juan. What are the chances of me actually finding a job there in HVAC?

is it true waterloo is full of chinks?

tl;dr?

if we sunk everything south of Santa Barbara into the ocean, the quality of life in California would skyrocket

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if we removed all the tech jobs from cali the quality of life would hit bedrock

the light regions look like rural hillbilly lands

most of the state doesnt live in/near silicon valley, dumbass

ironically enough, the hillybilly regions are in dark blue except for that one splotch up north

Just go to Mexico

>>most of the state doesnt live in/near silicon valley, dumbass
>how do averages work

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you tell me. The population of Norcal is 15-16 million, and the population of Silicon valley is somewhere around 3-4 million

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The thing is, even though I got spic blood in me, I don't speak spanish, I'm tall as fuck, and have pale skin and blue eyes. My hair is brown but light as fuck, so hispanics call me blonde. I would get beheaded in Mexico. At least I have family to look out for my gringo ass in PR, and also being a US citizen actually means something there.

>whiteboi

need an asian canadian gf

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guys
close your eye and touch it
it feels like a sphere!!!!!!

I don't understand how that album isn't more popular

make australia native again

just found out my mommy got me red sox vs angel ticket for my birthday in june

might get to see my red sox play against ohtani-san in fenway, couldn't be more perfect unless it was a stankees game

Do you love /cum/?

>beheaded
You'd be swimming in Mexican pussy

as much as we riff on baseball around here i'm happy for you and still dislike ur shitty game

I love bussy

>still dislike ur shitty game

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Baseball is objectively a boring sport. Less action than hockey and basketball. That’s just a fact. Now go post more fedoras as arguments you simpleton.

>boreball

going to kick the next canadians ass I see because of this anti-baseball bullshit

>Baseball is objectively a boring sport. Less action than hockey and basketball. That’s just a fact. Now go post more fedoras as arguments you simpleton.

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IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS BACK CALI

square up, punk

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meet me on the diamond pal let's settle this like boys

id humiliate you

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gay sex

tell me more

Baseball is boring
Only retards like it

>liking anime

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>Baseball is boring, Only retards like it

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my ops+: 999

ur ops+: -420

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staying up late watching movies cuddling on the couch

mmmmm...
this nigga finna boutta get dabbed on

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>people still believe regular people get murdered in mexico for no reason

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are you cuddling with someone?

They do. That or they get abducted and tortured until somebody gives them money or they kill you.

>mexico is fine you guys, i swear!

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with my hypothetical qt bf

had a dream that I was watching some harry potter movie and it was harry's birthday and there's this slightly retarded looking girl who wants to dance to a song for him at a party but he doesn't really want to watch so she says "you have to do what I say" and then he repeats back to her "you have to do what I say", grabs her by the arm and drags her off to a quiet room to force her to give him a handy

wow i didn't know this general was so racist

download's been stuck at 90.8% for 15 minutes now

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>“He throws 100 miles per hour and can take you deep at the same time,” Chris Sale said of Ohtani, per The Boston Globe. “If you don’t respect that, I don’t know who you are or what you’re doing.”

justify not respecting ohtani-san right now before you get a 92 mph ball to the dome

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ikr

gtfo

hot

t. someone who's never been in mexico

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imagine if mexico spoke english and liked baseball

unironically would probably solve all the countries problems and would become rich

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why baseball

ive been in a girl from mexico city thats close enough for me thanks im good juan

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mexicans do like baseball, theyve posted in /mlb/ before

thanks, we are very happy... ;_;

Would love to go to Mexico, beautiful safe country with beautiful women and tasty food

because its america's pasttime even if its not the most popular sport right now. We respect countries who have a decent presence in baseball more than most other countries.

Look at all the players coming out of Venezuela or Puerto Rico and think of how many amazing players Mexico could put out, they would easily have their own team if not multiple teams. It would unironically make us much closer socially.

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they are nowhere near on the same level as a lot of latin american countries. I know about the mexican baseball league, etc. but its a joke compared to what it could be.

Kek

post butt

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>>A lot wrong with being a goddamn gook. Seriously kill yourself you worthless slant eyed bastards

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i'm leaving bye

>sign into microsft live
>forgot password
>reset password
>password goes through
>sign in
>we can not sign you in at this time

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bai bai

Take care user

got 4 (FOUR) tickets to fenway not just 2 this changes EVERYTHING