Crypto dictionary

Please add your own. Requested style: fairly accurate, not outright jokes.

> Shitcoin
Any cryptocurrency

> Scam
Extremely successful but I didn't buy it

> Chink scam
> Extremely successful but I didn't buy it. May or may not have one chink team member.

> Accumulate
Buy

> Take profits
Sell

> Invest in
Gamble on

> Good technology
Trading below ICO price

> Solid team
They appear on Linkedin

> Early investors
Paedophiles and drug dealers

> Bags
Anything not at an ATH currently

>HODLing
Making fewer than 50 trades per day

> Cold storage
Making fewer than 20 trades per day

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>faggot
OP

Sorry, I forgot that one

>Early investors
>Paedophiles and drug dealers
Kek the butthurt

I've been in since 2013... make of that what you will.

The sad thing is, those people are the ones who got rich. I hope crypto fucks them all over. Karma

Made me smile because true

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Hes right tho
>pajeet
Someone who got into something good way earlier than me

Are you implying you're a a pedophile or a drug dealer? Because I really dgaf
>I hope crypto fucks them all over. Karma
Fucking commie

2018 version

>mooning
Up more than 5%

>absolutely unequivocally JUSTed
Average day in crypto

Fpbp

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>pajeet
op
>scammer
also op

>strong community
our discord pajeets will spam Jow Forums and reddit
>partnership with X
we're using a publicly available entreprise service from X
>scalable
our local testnet has really high tx/s
>fucking commie
i lucked out by being a piece of shit and i'm really scared this might be taken away from me

>link marine
deluded bagholding homosexual

> solid dev team
5+ devs with bg nobody ever bothered to check
> using oracles
Linklet buying trigger
> roadmap
best case scenario
> crypto partnerships
using yet another unfinished crypto project to build hype
> decentralised computing
a mythical beast that is expected to bring down cloud services by introducing an inferior solution with questionable advantages

> smart contract platform
yet another ethereum killer
> dex
last chance to buy tokens before normies
> ledger
glorified usb stick
> trezor
glorified usb stick with multiple vulnerabilities
> utility token
pnd target

Kek such is life. Too hard to realize that literal human trash made more money than you?

>ledger price freeze
option that few ledgers include to hold a coin's price frozen thanks to a offchain temp switch

> ledger btc staking
a function available only to blue buyers lets you accumulate more btc even in dips. incompatible with price freeze feature, unfortunateelt

>coinlet
Anyone who owns $1000 or less of crypto

Yeah that seems fairly accurate

ledger is vulnerable as well, it was actually some 16yo pajeet who hacked it
if you store your coins on a hw wallet it's hardly different from storing it on an exchange because you trust a company that their product is secure, and even if they are legit they could have a rogue employee, usb stick is safer than hw wallet

The hack required smb to install specific malware on your wallet
And it is patched already

Sure, a usb is fine too, but I still want to have an ability to perform txs safely. Buying ledger has been a positive experience for me.

>ICO
Scam

>presale
Scam where whales get to dump on you

>private sale
Scam where institutions get to dump on you

> ai trading platform
gib us your money for zero obligations on our side, while we won't even disclose our algorithm or present you any backtesting details
> eth gaming
if it isn't a ponzi, it is dead already

>X% bonus
not only we'll scam you, we'll scam the next sucker twice as much

>referrals
unpaid marketing position

>buyback program
planned exit scam

>advisor
picture grabbed from twitter

>30+ years of experience in the industry
we're hoping you don't know the blockchain was created 10 years ago

>full stack developer
followed three online javascript courses, can pester people on stackexchange

>30 under 30 by Forbes
journalism is dead, but appeal to authority lives on

>bounty program
Go forth now my Pajeets and shill

>airdrop
It'll crash right out the gate

>flash sale
Because what goes better with the tech revolution than used car salesman tactics

>whitelist
Better get your 20 email addresses ready

>KYC
And the 20 IDs you relentlessly pestered your relatives for

>Dutch auction
Yup this glorified dApp is worth $8 billion

>Proof of Care
When giving money to bums to fight each other no longer cuts it anymore

>>Pepe doll
Sarcasm
>>chainlink
Stinky

>ponzi
Something that causes me hindsight guilt.