His cunt doesn't produce wine

>his cunt doesn't produce wine
literally subhuman

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Who needs wine anyway. Its neither beer nor liquor.

it's the drink of the gods.

Reminder that Californian wine has been officially better than French "wine" since 1976

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)

Wine is good, but beer is superior, that's why Mediterranean people consume more beer nowadays.

Red wine is disgusting. White wine is okay

I tried a south african wine recently and it was quite good. Never tasted an american one, would like to try
literally subhuman
I think France and italy consume more wine, but I might be wrong

Beer is better than wine, but as an Italian you wouldn't understand

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beer is good, but wine is the drink of the gods.

>he doesn't make his own wine

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>it's the drink of the gods.

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>beer is better than wine

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gay cunt
gay cunt

Meh cunt

beer literally has estrogen in it

I'm ok with that

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> he doesn't drink german wine
But seriously I don't drink alcohol, how are german wines in comparison to french, italian or spanish ones?

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tasted austrian wine once, never again. undrinkable.

Why is Portuguese production so low?

dunno

Do you like Russian wines?

>Beer is better than wine

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lol
Are you for real?

never tried them, would love to

never tasted, I'd like to

Can't say i've encountered any.

Don't do that, try a norwegian wine instead

Strangest I've ever drunk was lebanese wine. Didn't know they were allowed to produce alcohol. Wasn't even bad.

Georgians and Armenians make good wines.

I don't like semen, bro

>mfw during USSR times crimean sparkling wine was popular in Austria (kind of a "luxury good", because you didn't export much)
>it was called russian champagne here
>after 1989 the quality became so bad the government actually made importing it illegal because of health concerns

Make crimean wine great again Ivan

Red wine is disgusting.

>he has never tasted a real, norwegian wine
eggegaard.com/cider-and-wine/

kek'd
you're a disgrace to your cunt

stop shaming that flag

Most wine is good there is no real reason why say France or Italy make god tier wine while California, South Africa and Chile cannot.

Beer, Pastis or Whisky : yes.
W*ne : no way.

Ruski sparkling wine is sometimes offered ironically.

soyboy

Beer is definitely more popular in Spain and Malta
Jesus is from the area and they already drank wine

t'as raison, c'est haram

Pédale

Did I allow you to (you) me, w*nefags?

Other than in lunch or dinner, never drink wine

>cider
smells like manure

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My family in Estonia ships wine to Finland every day.

WASTED
kys nigger

aperitif with white wine is pretty swell

homosexuel détecté

t. fiotte

Could be, during summerheat a cold beer makes for a good refreshment.

The biggest and most annoying wine snobs are Scandis, in particular Swedes.
Meds just mix wine with some lemonade and ice and make delicious mixers for summer while Scandis pretend something they don’t even make is holy

>bouhou, émé leu v1 kom mwa svp ;((((

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>He actually thinks that it will do anything

kys

t. pd

Beer is made to be massively consumed and especially nowadays lagers are perfected for mass consumption.
Even in traditional vodka countries they switch to beer.

>he thinks scandis dont make wine
Literally tons of wineyards in scandinavia, producing the finest wine in the world

here (nort east) when we go out among friends at the pub (osteria) we usually drink white wine and gazzosa

Si seuls les pd ont bon goût, alors soit

>être un bougnoule

>bougnoule!
Après j'aurai droit à la fameuse accusation de judéité ?

I really like sangria

t. pompeur de dard

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Disregard the french idiot

What are typical wine varieties of your country?

For Austria it's Grüner Veltliner for white wines (by far the most common white wine here, but rarely grown outside of Austria). It has a light, refreshing taste so it's mostly drunk in summer.

For red wines it's Zweigelt, a variety which is also grown almost exclusively in Austria kek.

Les youtres aiment le vin il me semble.

>I'm an idiot because I don't like wine
wow, it's easy to be an idiot

(no shit, it really is)

Ouf, je suis sauvé, le SS suisse ne va pas me gazer...

does this mean no bully USA in this thread?

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>drinking wine

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There’s no need to bully the USA, though the ‘wine is gay LOL’ stereotype seems to be the strongest in your country

I'd unironically like to try some californian wines
drink your dr. pepper then, soyboy

I wonder, do people from other countries rate German vine?

t. enculé suceur de queue dépucelé par le vieux monsieur qui donnait des bonbons à la sortie de l'école

Tasted a californian white a few years ago.
Tasted like diarhea medicine

It was till this post

c-ces souvenirs me hantent toujours...

Only drank italian and french wines in my life. Suggest me some exotic wines.

I think Germany makes mostly white wines, right?
My grandparents always buy wine at Aldi and bring it to dinner. A lot of it is German

>germans mix their wine with coca

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>le connard antifa du fil déteste le vin
Kek, continue à cocher toutes les cases.

>Rank 9 in the wine production
>Rank 4 in the wine exports only behind France, Italy and Spain
How can other countries even compete?

>moi
>un antifa
Je préfère encore boire du vin.

Only among teenagers and black people.

The problem with red wine, it's that if you don't drink a high quality one, it will be probably shit. Thank God I live in Chianti.

t. petite tarlouze qui ne boit pas du rouge parce que la couleur lui rappelle la fissure anale que lui a filé son prof d'EPS de sixième

I wonder now Gucci and Louis Vuitton have become hiphop staple brands, will they all start drinking wine too?

vinazza rumena

Lucky danes : with you, nobody spergs out.

You're supposed to drink it while eating, faggot

Rich black people seem to enjoy the "prestige" of wine. I know a few athletes and entertainers with their own wine brand. But among your average black folk wine is looked at pretty negatively

>se faire déchirer l'anus ou boire du vin
Arrête avec tes dilemmes : ce sera ni l'un, ni l'autre.

because only 11 million inhabitants

t. client des pâtisseries homo de Paris

Rappers commonly sing about champagne and brandy/cognac, which are arguably wine.

>beer has 4%-6% alcohol on average
>wine has 12% alcohol on average
Beer confirmed as soyboy's alcoholic drink

ça existe ?

A$AP Rocky refers to wine a lot but then again he is quite avant garde and likes to make sure people don’t view him as a generic rapper.

I never got the thing with champagne though

umm sweaty... wine is a BLACK drink
brandy is more popular than tequila in the centre of mexico

What kind of assholes are we sending to the Netherlands?