WW3

Whose side is your country on?

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Blue side right next to red side, gonna be fun.

>I'm going to die for Trump

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unfortunately with the bullies

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>sweden
>not red

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Ayy, can we annex Venezuela while nobody's looking?

as usual, we join whoever is winning

whoever has the most money (trump) because our government is licking everyone's boots to get a few pennies

>venezuela
>doing anything other than starving

>China have gazillion $ trade deals with USA and EU
>War at them

Jesus why poltard so 89 iq?

jesus christ get that guy a chin job

They also have a gigantic trade deficit with China.
Conquer China = no denbts

With the good guys. That is to say, the blue team.

Unironically the best strategy would be to momentarily denounce China and impose sanctions; the debt could be lifted and their economy would hit the shitter like Russia's.

The good side

FTFY

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Wh*te side

if India's in, Pakistan's definitely team Red

You being on it pretty much automaticaly makes it the bad side

>Not supporting the red side to get them to help you with independence

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Never read a more sniveling, tedious post.

We stay neutral like we did in WW2

>Brazilian education

We joined the allies only at the end of the war, but in the grand part of time we stayed neutral

How did that work out in '39, Jaimé?

Is there any site that lets you simulate a war between countries based purely on numbers?

I will behead every single right-winger in this country inshallah, arabic gommunism and independence or death

That would be unrealistic. War isn't just a numbers game

Why are the kebabs purple? I thought they were strictly anti-syria and mostly in blue.

US should dominate purely on numbers since their military budget is like the sum of all the reds.

I'm not looking for realism, I'm looking for fun.

Well I ain’t ever gonna fight on the same side as Israel

Man, white and purple is gonna get FUCKED

I guess we're on the white side :^)

The wrong one.

Paint Bolivia Red and Chile Blue

>Starting as an ally of Italy
God this is gonna end badly

Whites have already lost they are blue supporters, they are no fighters, only peasants and whores, they already fucked.

of course we're gonna switch to the right side at the end, feels good. Keep supporting Drumpf frog nigger

Paint south Brazil blue, north red

but which side got more nukes?

We stay neutral and sell equipment and other stuiff like we always did. Maybe join the the winning side near end just to say "we were there".

if this war didn't include nukes, white would unironically win

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We should only allied with isreal. We will not let it slip again like WWI.

nato unfortunately