ULTRA HAPPENING

fuck me, back to Covadonga again

There have been so much false happenings these last few years I don't even get excited anymore.

AHAHAHAHAHA, get fucked, Mykola.

again, why does ukraine even exist?

Please be true

youtube.com/watch?v=MAvgDhI01_A
Can you hear it?

post a video

Grab your rifle and go see what's up?

gib update

PROOFS?
WHERE ARE THE PROOFS?
SOME VERIFICATION IS IN ORDER

Guys... I just tuned into Ukrainian radio frequency and it's just static... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

rip ukraine

radio static is new hit in Ukraine

tunein.com/radio/-FM-1023-s137396/ you sure?

That is buffered content. The last radio signal I heard I only made out one word amidst screams and fighter jet noise: кoнeц.

OH SHIT
I LIVE NEXT TO THE MEXICO BORDER
SANTA ANNA JUST ROSE FROM THE GRAVE AND CALLED A CRUSADE AGAINST THE USA

Attached: 1462555810923.jpg (900x900, 43K)

I live next to the Irish border and all I can hear is ira music

I live near the Canadian border and I'm having a pretty good day.

OH SHIT
I LIVE NEXT TO THE DUTCH BORDER
ROBBEN JUST TRIED TO SHOOT A BALL OVER HERE BUT HIT THE UKRAINE

Attached: 1427510522024.png (858x725, 228K)

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

THERE ARE AMERICAN AND RUSSIAN MECHS THROWINGS FISTS AT EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF MY BLOCK

SERIOUSLY GUYS TRUST ME

g-guys? i-i'm hearing a-accordeons

>The third war starts
>The world burns on flames

Attached: JimHalpert2.png (667x670, 648K)

dude, like what's a seasonal wind change gonna do?
blow hot air at us lol

Attached: 1501870307985.jpg (759x847, 110K)

WHY ARE THERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WAVING THE CASCADIAN FLAG ALL OF A SUDDEN WHILE SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN

Attached: 1506269035315.png (700x1221, 483K)

Attached: hellodarknessmyoldfriend.jpg (750x709, 87K)

Don't move ustashe scum

Attached: kebab remover.jpg (200x200, 16K)

wtf I hear the british outside 1759 all over again tabarnak panique calisse
youtube.com/watch?v=QEDqndtmyM0

>ukraine
>RUSSIAN BORDER
no such thing

I LIVE NEAR THE BOLIVIAN BORDER

SIRENS JUST WENT OFF

I CAN HEAR LOTS OF GUINEA PIGS CALLS FOR PRAYER

IT'S OVER

I LIVE NEAR THE CANADIAN BORDER

SIRENS JUST WENT OFF

I CAN HEAR A BUNCH OF MOOSE APPROACHING

IT'S OVER

Attached: 1487384136824.png (858x725, 361K)

git yer guns cleetus

we gun git us sum meats

HAWAII JUST DECLARED INDEPENDENCE

Attached: 1462565117303.png (1360x1360, 550K)

I LIVE NEAR THE URUGUAYAN BORDER

SIRENS JUST WENT OFF

I CAN HEAR A LOT OF JOINTS BEING LIT AND SEE THE SMOKE RISING FROM THE HORIZON

IT'S HAPPENING

FUUUUUUQQQ SWEDEN IS FIRING BLACK HIV INFECTED DILDOS AT US!!!!!

I LIVE NEAR THE AMERICAN BORDER
SIRENS JUST WENT OFF
I HEARD A LOT OF REALLY LOUD SHARTS
IT'S FUCKING OVER BROS

Attached: 1503064863279.png (860x449, 842K)

It's all quiet here.

MOSCOW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Attached: 6khYnvM.png (512x342, 142K)

Too quiet...

Deep US flyover reporting in, time to vacate to the storm cellar?

I JUST SAW JVPITER MENTAL WAVES FLY BY MY HOUSE HE'S PREPARING HIS ULTIMATE MOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1513206772956.jpg (834x1000, 111K)

Shit just pretend i have a french flag alright ?

I LIVE NEAR THE RYUUKYUU BORDER
SIRENS JUST WENT OFF
I CAN HEAR A BUNCH OF RYUUKYUU SOLDIERS APPROACHING
ITS OVER

i have seen a toothless poleman with no pants and driping horsecock waddling towards the russian border... i... is it over?

delightfully yes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: 1523618540080.png (1160x773, 770K)