/brit/

literally all me

but the UK is different than america innit?

alarm set for 5:35am

ooo ee ooo ah-ah

GUILTY
WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH!!!
GUILTY
I FEEL SO EMPTY
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
EMPTY
YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEEEEL

what's it like being from Ireland
must be mental innit

s-sorry

Can you hallucinate animals/people on acid?

Revisited the spot of my first trip and it didn't look anywhere near as pretty and there was no cute wildlife or people in funky clothes

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she looks like a peng slag mate

someone just give me Alfie Evans i'll punt him into Edgbaston reservoir and we can just move on

Email from uni after I packed my stuff up from halls and went home, leaving the key through a deposit box thing:
>Dear [my name],

>It has been brought to my attention that you have vacated your room and returned your key, however, I see by our records that you are still a fully matriculated student, and have not withdrawn from University, nor have you made contact with the Residence Life Department.

>I think it would be useful to explain our procedures. The lease you have signed is legally binding. You can be released from your lease if you withdraw from University, find a replacement tenant or can prove exceptional circumstances.

>Could you please let me know if you have withdrawn from University (confirmation from your Director of Studies will be required), or if you are seeking a replacement tenant or to be released from your lease.

>Kind Regards, [name]
>Residence Life Administrator
>[Rustlers Group] University

My response:
>I had discussed my intentions to go through with a temporary withdrawal from the university with my director of studies: [name]. I'm unsure if I'm not officially recognised as withdrawn from the university until the end of semester 2 or from now onward as I have already asked [name] to proceed with the online form for temporary withdrawal. If it is the case that I am still a fully matriculated student until the end of semester 2 then I am aware that I'll still be obligated to pay for my room at the university halls and will be able to do so. It's probably worth contacting my director of studies for confirmation as he has emailed me to inform me that he has made the necessary changes with regards to my situation.

>Thanks
>[my name]

fuck me lad how much of a runt can you be you can hallucinate whatever you want can't believe you actually returned to the spot fuck me lmao

do know this situation quite well haha

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Saw my dog (who passed away when I was 15) while I was on a trip 2 years ago.

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where's all the foreigners did you guys drove them away for something

of all the places the lads could found, it had to be australia. now hundreds of years later we're stuck with the bastards.

alri
>must be mental innit
how

so the mice and the weird birds weren't actually there??

why are your terraces LITTLE?

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/MENA/ is the new /brit/

Having some fun on kik tonight, add me - roanokr I'm already ruining this English cash cunt, so you'll be in good company when you beg me to spend your paycheck #findom #cashmaster #paypig #moneyslave #rinsing #alpha #walletrape

@dutch kanker
piss off

WE'VE GOT SALAH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
OH MANE MANE
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
BOBBY FIRMINIOOOO
ALTHOUGH WE SOLD COUTINHO

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ah yes britain

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Theres no "foreigners" in Britain, Ethnic Brits are melting pot of various cultures and ethnicites built from colonial conquests to early migration

help

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bloody nice that is.

GOLLY GEE
GOLLY GOSH
DONT CALL ME YOUR
GOLLIWOG

Apparently Dave thinks people in 1150 were scientists

d*blin is a shithole

sue

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kanker this does make hallucinating

Extremely brown hands wrote this post.

just like knowing you're a real life Irishman living on the island of Ireland
absolutely bloody crazy, struggling to even comprehend it

2 hours drug free lads, think i might just make it

no but britain uses europeans standards in their products not northern american ones

I've never been a sinner
I've never sinned
I'VE GOT A FRIEND IN JESUS

What city/town are you from?

>MGTOW
>literally "I'm taking my ball(s) and going home"
Pathetic

>you're just ugly
>find an ugly girl

LMAO
even ugly women turn down OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS these days

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reminder

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what do you mean by this

Take one more picture of me and you’ll be spending the night licking and being smothered by my gigantic armpits that you keep photographing!!!

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you wouldn't have heard of it

this gave me an hardon

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MGTOW is cope

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i think he intimidated her
shes an ugly poojeeta

alri skitzo

OMG

WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST

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If I tense my neck my man tits disappear

weird

later niggas

in my autistic mind it makes sense but otherwise inexplicable

>Women
Ah yes what vile little creatures they are.

love some good mingemeat

of course britishars use european product standards
they've been integrated in the common market for decades

reassessing my views on poundbury lads

why is porn such a powerful motivator? must be autism

look how cocky that oompa loompa is in its photo. and she's just so silly and so immature because she's never had to go through any difficulty in life, even being stupid enough to miss out on that guy isn't that big of a deal because she has so many other guys to choose from! she'll just laugh about it with the girls omg stacey AHAHAHAHA!! over pre drinks and wines. By the time all this silliness and immaturity simmers down just slightly they're past their mid twenties and it's too late to even change.

These girls need to be savagely put back down to earth, they are so elevated you have to put them in a depressed state so that they learn some fraction of humility. You need to call them out for how ugly they are. I've been doing this for years with my Chad profiles, especially when I'm in the mood for it. I'll lead them on then tell them how fuckign delusional they are to think they could ever get a guy like that and I'll make sure to pick out all their faults and describe just how fucking disgusting they are and how low they are on the looks scale.

*friendzones you*

*jingle plays and curtains part*
*runs into thread*

haha alri

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*murders you*
heh stupid roasty bitch

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Sieg fucking heil those digits before i jet though

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OOOOO BRING ME UP TO THE SPIRIT IN THE SKY

Alan Sokal and Jean Bricmont, in their book critiquing postmodern thought (Fashionable Nonsense, 1997), criticize Luce Irigaray on several grounds. They say she regards E=mc2 as a "sexed equation" because of their interpretation of her response to a question on the subject, for instance when she says "Perhaps it is. Let us make the hypothesis that it is insofar as it privileges the speed of light over other speeds that are vitally necessary to us".

the absolute fucking state lol

dunno how anyone can not rate pengbury
literally your choice is that or milton keynes or commie blocks

I agree with you
but... dave lad.

yes but i still don't understand the cultural identity with the yanks

looks shit lads ngl

>poundbury

tacky fake "old" town

skitzo out

always get so annoyed when people bash poundbury for being unoriginal. its superior to any modern town designs I've seen elsewhere.

jet black coal hands

Any wymondham man in?

Milton Keynes century

got a 6 inch meatball marinara and only got 3 meatballs lads. VERY unhappy with this turn of events.

I want to know what her farts smell like.

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AUTIST INSURGENCY IN THE BRITISH ISLES (2014-Present)
Result: Virgins sent to concentration camps
Manchester Arena Bombed
Ongoing Stalemate between autist cells and British security forces

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northern accent ASMR lads
youtube.com/watch?v=oiXjTudUgj8

t. Prince Charles

Literally live on The other side of Europe
thousands of kilometers away from skitzo

britain established colonies in places like canada and australia full of anglo loyalists for centuries
britain only started integrating with europe since ww2

tfw no twiggy gf

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it's inauthentic and a bit ugly which is why i never really liked it
but it works for small town models of development, and actually does a few things quite well. It's truly mixed-use, and has more jobs than houses, a also has over a third of people walking/cycling to work

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the virgin poundbury vs the chad milton keynes

Poundbury is the cultural powerhouse of the southwest

based lad