/CUM/

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

You know how bad my voice sounds -- well it feels just as bad.

You know this baseball game of ours comes up from the youth. That means the boys.

And after you're a boy and grow up to know how to play ball, then you come to the boys you see representing themselves today in your national pastime, the only real game -- I think -- in the world, baseball.

As a rule, some people think if you give them a football, or a baseball, or something like that -- naturally they're athletes right away.

But you can't do that in baseball.

You've gotta start from way down [at] the bottom, when you're six or seven years of age. You can't wait until you're fifteen or sixteen. You gotta let it grow up with you. And if you're successful, and you try hard enough, you're bound to come out on top -- just like these boys have come to the top now.

There's been so many lovely things said about me, and I'm glad that I've had the opportunity to thank everybody.

Thank you.

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first for need a gf

thread theme
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latina gf

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Post your bellies lads

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BLACK gf

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>2nd day on the job
>Spill a bit of blood at work
>Get my crotch contaminated with cow blood
>Engineer I'm shadowing laughs
>Go home 200 dollars richer but feeling sad inside

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>>Get my crotch contaminated with cow blood

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You forgot your trip, Queens

need an asian canadian gf

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none of you are posting your bellies why is that

abysmal post

REMINDER: DSP is the king of /cum/

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i'm bulking

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I refuse to have some twink tell me what to do

>dumbassPhil

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...

REAL /cum/ theme
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Obey me you slut.

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I demand at least 2 posts per minute

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Anyone live in Iowa? What's it like? Will I die in the humidity?

its like nebraska, but theres a river that floods every spring/summer

Where would you be coming from?

DSP is the most intelligent person on YT. Take it back plus he has a gf

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I know absolutely nothing about Iowa. It's the second most irrelevant state after Delaware

>a literal skeleton

>T. fatass

What happens when Trump is gone?

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>iowa

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Oh boy. I'll be not far from the Iowa River. Is that the one you mean?
Illinois
Pretty excited to live in a flyover desu senpai. I'll hunker down and do my shit.

imagine pounding into such a bony ass

>You've gotta start from way down [at] the bottom, when you're six or seven years of age. You can't wait until you're fifteen or sixteen.

Bullshit. Many MLB players picked up baseball in their freshman/sophmore year of High School.

Tulsi Gabbard

He's got a nice bum, gaylord.

The high death ratio Mexico suffers is to keep the Gods wrath at Bay.

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LOL!!

I'd rather that than some fat fucker
go kys

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who are you?

was gonna get stuff done today but I ended up not

or, ya know, drugs.

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don't know which leafbody i find more attractive, you or the ripped chinadian

Did you enjoy what you were doing while not getting stuff done at least?

Now this is an ass

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a bit

>women
>not bucci
get that shit out of here

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not a fan of obese women

excuse me my ass is not bony

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2much arse, lad

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women are foul creatures

that's good

So is this one

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prove it

Going to need photo proof

thought her elbow was a tit, was confused for a minute

I'm a don't-care bear

i posted like a week or two ago but without the trip

guess you'll just have to take some new imgaes

made a thread

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All I'm seeing from this post is you admitting to having a bony bum

give me one good reason to

refer to

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>>women
>>not bucci
>get that shit out of here

>not a fan of obese women

>women are foul creatures

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What are petrol huffing abbos gonna do?

me in the sunglasses

found it in the archives lads

>found it in the archives lads

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don't bully me i'm very autistic

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>I gay-post

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Inconclusive, going to need to see more of this bum

>cummers trying to fuck each other ITT

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Real ass coming through

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hey guys

love ass

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Excellent reversal to gain back mount by the beige doggo

Stop posting pictures of your bulge, faggot

Butt

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tried a bit of ketamine

i guess it's pretty cool. haven't done a shitload yet though

I have never posted my bulge

somebody post more of pics of their intimate parts

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o-ok

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You guys ready to die tomorrow?

God damn thots. They fill me up with so much lust and virgin rage.

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I'm already dead.

Why am I dying tomorrow?

ummmm this is a SAFE FOR WORK board

of course it is
this is all educational

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Go team

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who browses Jow Forums at work come to think of it?