/brit/

The real special relationship

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I lost it to my fit flatmate fuck knows how I just acted confident as fuck and went for it

Canada: The thinking man's USA.

dogs are just so lovely :)

you cant go on like this mate

mulling this one over

Being white should be outlawed

im a white

Eat shit, it was a rubbish thread

tell me why russia is so evil

how come the threads dont even reach 300 anymore? janny has abandoned us...

Why you asking me for?

I unironically lost my virginity In my mates skaghead mums house on a old dirty mattress.

cor blimey mate is that a wombat

can tell /brit/ became infested with runts over the past two years due to the obsession with sex and virginity as those are things only teenagers care about

smoking a Marlboro gold, drinking a red stripe, sitting in my room alone

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Not Russian. It's much worse than you imagine.

seen that leaked footage of her in the shower?
imgur.com/gallery/BPH7Xec

you might be able to give me an insight i dunno
i took a break from /brit/, come back and all the news are posted at 280
fucking dire

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Was it the dad who penetrated you or was it the friend?

did you arrive on Jow Forums 2 years ago then

Because mongs join the early news and dont act like your thread wasnt early

how did you do it la

inserted the benis into the manbagina

are you the druggy dark souls canadian

Yesss lad Marlboro gold are the ones

i was going to wait until 300, but there was a lull in the posting and i knew some cunt was making a new so i posted mine

how to lose your virginity at uni
>get pissed
>go to club
>talk to girl
INCREDIBLY difficult

youtube.com/watch?v=krdbrrP8F-g

Doing a read

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Struggling through High Fidelity. Can't believe this was highly rated. Utter dross.

Accidentally addressed a Chinese girl as a gentleman on an email exchange. Didn't know. Any hints how to recognize if it's boy/girl name?

need the urban planning leaf to disagree with my opinions

/brit/ wasn't like this before brexit

Some girl I knew from my estate.

i am a druggy but dont care for dick souls

Yeah thats pretty much how it goes, people now expect the new to be early so they stop posting which is what makes somebody post an early

The local slag?

>'harrowing physical abuse'
>a reason to break up

RIP

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Mr Skeel said he suffered four years of mental abuse before the relationship turned violent. Worth stabbed him with a knife, scalded him with boiling water, banned him from their bed and controlled what clothes he wore.

“I thought my limbs might have to be amputated. I had open burns,” he told the Daily Mail. “I went from 10st down to seven. It was awful.”

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Pretty much, she had been used by pretty much all the lads at my school

FUCKED, is her condition

If I was getting abused by my gf I would just rape her 2bh

I'd honestly love a girl to abuse me, am I weird?

probably caught 10 different diseases lad

might take a shower lads
thoughts?

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being off your tits on MD in the middle of a rave while your favourite tune plays is one of life's great experiences

/brit/ cries out for moderation

“The physical violence happened for about nine months, and for four years before that it was mental abuse,” he said. “I was infected from the burns pretty much all over my body. Luckily they managed to treat it.”

He said that his family noticed her controlling behaviour but never thought that he had been physically abused. “She kept me away from them for two years,” he said. “I have a very loving family . . . and she wouldn’t allow me to talk to them. She would hit me and throw boiling water on me and stab me in the arms and say that I’ve been speaking to my family, but I hadn’t.

“And every time I removed a weapon she would go on to the next one, and it led to being hit with hammers, getting stabbed with knives and having boiling water thrown over me.” Last June neighbours called the police to the couple’s home after hearing shouting. An ambulance crew found burn injuries on Mr Skeel’s hand and limbs that had been self-treated with cling film. On June 6 doctors at Lister Hospital in Stevenage found stab wounds to his limbs.

Used a Johnny lad.

>Theresa May has said that she “deeply regrets” Britain’s historical legacy of anti-pedophile laws across the Commonwealth as its 53 leaders gathered in London for their annual summit.

The prime minister urged the Commonwealth nations to overhaul “outdated”, colonial-era legislation that treats more than 100 million pedophiles across the member countries as criminals.

can you imagine

whats this slag up to now?
You wouldnt happen to know if she is free this weekend?

prefer the sensation of falling asleep

Ah yes, extremely tired
brush my teeth and an hour later I'm extremely awake

Reminder that gray wolves, brown bears and the eurasian lynx are native to Britain and should be reintroduced.

being off your tits on MD and cuddling naked with the love of your life is one of life's great experiences

Still see her round Norwich, I’m only 19 so it was only 2 years ago.

take some drugs to stay awake

fuck sleep

*entrees thread*

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no
the only point of britain is the fact that it has no dangerous wildlife and no natural disasters
if you want a country with bears and wolves move to canada or something

he actually died. rip

Cyril Ramaphosa, the new president of South Africa, visits the Queen. He is in London for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting later this week

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how much fentanyl do I need for a painless death

>tfw no crazed gf to have knife fights and bloody hardcore sex with
Ah why even bother

Hee's an idea. The first time she literally stabs you, document it and send a few messages to friends as insurance against future rape threats, get the fuck out of there? Can't understand why he'd stick around.

>take some drugs

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oh for god's SAKE niles

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2

did pills with the gf and then she found out i cheated on her but had nowhere else to stay
up all night gurning and talking about relationship was shit lol

Why is there a painting of George Washington on the wall?

No, introduce them. We have no right to displace animals. And they could kill of some the pensioners as well.

>gray
foy

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have a bit more empathy mate. domestic abuse is a psychologically complex thing.

reminder reincarnation is real

if you are exceptionally good in one life, you are able to become human in the next

Just found out my sister's a lesbian.

The Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Malta in 2015

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vagina

Who else too stupid and poor to cope?

Good post, this is a comfy island lets keep it that way.

No we hunted them for a reason

sounds like you dont ever leave the house and thus dont appreciate the tamed natural beauty of the british isles

really want to do a cummie

OH NO NO NONONONONO

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shan't be letting dave's new russian proxy ruin my opinion of russians