HELP ME LOSE MY VIRGINITY

First off there is tons of social anxiety and self-esteem issues screaming from this post; long term you need to fix this.

But now is not the time. Try and focus on the present moment and believe in yourself for the evening.

I'll break down advice into pre-intimacy and during.

Wow. OK buddy I got you. I'm a friendly, "Chad" if you will.
You say she's coming over? To your apartment? Home?

Do you live alone? What do you have planned to do? Have you guys hung out before? How did you meet?

Don't kys if it doesn't happen tonight. Take the pressure off yourself.
Nothing is more unappealing than a guy desperate to stick it in.
Chat to her, get physically close outside the bedroom. Kiss her at least once. Then go back to normal social interaction.
When the time is right, you can normally work it out based on intuition but approx 30mins-2hrs max after her coming to your place.
Invite her into the bedroom.
tbc

I couldn't keep it up first few tries because of nerves and fumbling with the condom. Make sure you keep it near you and can put it on fast

1.Make out with her
2.instead of eating her out, finger her (ask her if she gets off more by fingering the inside or the clit bc that depends on the girl)
3.when she is wet just stick your dick in her (the whole is a little bit lower than you might expect) if you cant manage to find it she will probably lead your dick inside
4. Start thrusting slow, then progressivly pick up the pace

just relax and be yourself, she'll give you hints if she's up to it which you should recognise unless you are a total brainlet

Be honest with her and how youve sortave lied because youre nervous. If shes worth anything, she'll be down to earth about it

Remember not to stick it in the pee hole or the booty hole but the one in the middle

In the bedroom chill and do not appear desperate.

Then work your way through normal escalation. Kiss more passionately, touch intimate zones over clothes especially ass.
Undress.
More kissing and touching.
n.b If met with any uncertainty chill and go back a step.
then for the main Jow Forums lightly touch around the puss and it should be clear when she's ready to go.
Then proceed as nature takes you play with it more, finger, let her please you via BJ or HJ then bang.

And fwiw if she actually asks are you a v. just say the truth and continue. whats the worst that could happen.

simple solution. You both need to get drunk some way, go to a bar or drink at home - whatever. Then you can blame everything on being drunk even completely sucking in bed. Good way to make your first experience.

kys

Don't go for it tonight. Chances are you'll make a mess of it if you have no experience. Get a prostitute and practice on her, maybe even ask for advice. You want to be dominant, you don't just stuck you dick in and pump either, need some foreplay going to get her wet

I didn't really want to reveal too much in the OP, but whatever, here goes: we're actually roommates lol. Moved in together a couple of months ago. Every night for the past week I have heard her moaning when she masturbates, it makes me so horny. She is CLEARLY attracted to me, even to my completely naive and inexperienced self. She never breaks eye contact with me, always finds an excuse to be in the same room as me, sits near me. She has said that I look like Robin Thicke. It's just us in the main area of the house, and I've decided that I want to make a move.

Fuck, I'm thinking of just visiting a hooker today and then making a move tomorrow. I can't fuck this up.

This. Anyone who says "finger her" are either larping virgins or retarded, it's not like you're going to find the clit or know how to rub it right your very first time. Even making out is hard for a khv.
Be honest, as long as you're not awkward about it this will go better. Then you just do whatever you feel like while paying attention to how she reacts.

just b urself

lol wtf?
fingering is so damn easy a retard could do it
just watch some youtube videos about it.
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well fingering is at least easier to pull of right than eating her out, and some kind of foreplay should be involved besides making out

If you get too nervous your dick won't work, this happened to me when I lost my virginity to a really hot girl, it sucked. Make sure you haven't beat your dick in a while and then fuck the shit out of here. If you have been hitting the gym a lot your increased test levels will come into play as well and she will notice.

I was a virgin too and my ex didn't know. She actually never figured it out until I confessed a lot of months later.

Just relax, it is no big deal. If you have a lot of time without cumming, jack off now.

Now, just grab her gently, don't be akward. Do a lot of kissing. Let things happen, there's no script.

When you go down on her, which you should, do slow and gentle licks over the top of her pussy, that is where the clitoris is. Kiss it, lick it a bit, suck it, try to be diverse and do smooth transitions.

She going down on you has no surprises. Let her do her thing. If you aren't too over excited you probably won't cum.

For sex, use a condom. It will help you to last longer and minimize the sensation. You would cum in 10 seconds tops if you fuck her raw.

After you're inside, move your waist, not your torso or something. Use the waist to get the in and out rythm. See it as an excercise, and that will probably help too to keep your mind apart from the sensation, thus cumming quickly.

Do missionary, doggystyle, spoon, her on top, easy positions.

It's not rocket science.

FUCKING hell, I was thinking I would just bluff my way through this because I don't look like a virgin and she literally thinks I had sex with a girl 1 month ago, but everyone is making this sound so complicated and I'm getting really nervous FUCK FUCK FUCK I don't know if I can do this maybe I'll just pussy out and remain a virgin forever FUCK

protip: don't lie to her

Keep it together user. It's easy.

Kiss on bed, finger her, then let her get on top and do the work. You literally just have to lay there. That's it!

Your toughest challenge is getting a boner

FUCK FUCK FUCK OP
LISTEN TO ME KNOW
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN

I REPEAT DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN

NO ROOMMATES

THIS WILL END BADLY

bro don't pussy out, you dont need to follow these advices step by step. just try to relax and you will figure it out along the way. if she is into you and finds out youre a virgin while youre going at it, nothing will happen

Pro tip for eating her out: when she shows obvious signs of being excited and getting close to orgasm, DO NOT suddenly go faster with your tongue. You need to keep the pace constant, just increase pressure somewhat.

I should clarify further: she owns the house and I am her tenant in the room across the hall. So she is my landlord AND roommate. I only rent from her on a month-to-month basis, so if something goes horribly wrong, I can just move out.

THIS IS MY CHANCE

Wait wait I take it back.
I didn't know she was your roommate.

Do NOT fuck a roommate.

Watch James Dean fuck and fuck like him. But start small u haven't even kissed a girl don't be afraid to fuck this up. If one grill likes you then others do they use preselection like that

To remove all doubt that you are a virgin. when you are about to cum pull out and jizz all over her face like you've been doing this for years.

Don't cum in a the fucking Condom. It totally defeats the purpose of fucking. If you aren't using a Condom them pull out and cum on her face.

I'll never understand idiots who cum inside a girl or in a Condom . I've been fucking different chicks for years and always pull out and cum on her face or tits. So fun to paint a chicks face. Especially when she doesn't expect it to happen and you do it and she's like fuck wtf did you just do

Ok. I take back what I took back.
I didn't know she was also your landlord.

ALWAYS fuck your landlord.

Just fucking do it. Be a man and follow the advice here. Also go watch some James Deen porn or something. Learn on how they move and how they handle the girl.

Do NOT listen to these idiots OP
you must fuck ALL your roommates
A L L
Establish your harem like a true Chad or live a virgin wanker for all of time.
You could literally have her sucking you off everyday.

Exactly what I did my first time.

OP you will be surprised at how not a big deal it is. About 10 minutes into her riding me cowgirl I was questioning if she was going to make me cum. She creamed all over my cock and was dripping wet before I even ate her out. She called me the very next day and wanted the dick again. Fucked her for about a month before I lost her number.

Have her get on top of you and her do all the work. Then all you have to do is thrust a bit but you don't look like a retard and you still get laid. Good luck user.

cancel the date
see a hooker instead, better couple of times
make a date with the girl next week of something, tell her youre busy or something

brap first

OP feels like he’s larping. I donno. Anyone else picking up on a LARP vibe?

You know what, fuck it OP. Go for it. If it's month to month go for it. Things will probably be fucking awkward. Maybe they won't, but they will.
but if you're honestly still a virgin at this point you may as well. But listen to me, wear a condom. Please. She probably sleeps around. You don't want hpv or herpes or some shit after your first time.

Yup. This is what people do on Jow Forums during sideways market

Open with asking her to teabag your balls, then move to rimming and pegging.

Why don't you tell her you're a virgin?
Tell her exactly what you told us (you spent years shut in, then you made lots of money and started to improve yourself).

She's gonna like it. Girls don't get to fuck virgins very often.

T. I've been through the same experience (I was 22 though).

if she likes you that much you have have to do some serious looney tune level shit to fuck it up just B urself amigo u got it no sweat

Eehhh. what are you talking about? Don't know if it helps, but here's my advice: buy ETH now, its' bull run coming.

>the hole is a little lower than you might expect
this 100%. my first time I spent like 2 minutes drunk af trying to finger a girls mound lol. Her hole will be righhhht at the bottom. advice; start from the bottom and run your finger up until it slips in to find it

Fuck her and then marry her.
>FREE RENT

I'm not larping you idiots. Is it really so hard to believe that I have spent years locked in my room and now I'm trying to reintegrate into society. I'm trying to become a normal human. Jesus, reading that really triggered me. Not everyone had a nice normal childhood and adolescence, I'm fucked up and trying to fix myself.

Bad idea, but you will do it anyways so here is my advice.

Get some liquor to drink and chill a little bit with her, then put your arm around her and talk like that then the other arm on her thigh and rub it while talking, go closer to pussy and rub there. Then make a move and make out.

You must drink all liquor because you will be awkward as fuck the first time. Undress her slowly and kiss her neck, go lower slowly and lick her tits, not nipples. Make her really excited by kissing and licking her and touching with your hands. Then suck nipples. Then move down and touch her clit with your finger gently to turn her on. Dont eat her out as she seems like a slut. Make out the whole tome. Soften your lips or it will be awful for her. Dont do tongue. Lick her neck where arteries go. When shes wet enough undresss yourself.

Use a condom. Dont use numbing one because you wont be able to get it up. You will probably be nervous and have problem with erection. Make her suck your dick then. When you are hard throw her on the bed amd find the right hole with your fingers. Its much lower than you expect. Then start slowly and pick up the pace. Find good rhytm and dont stop. When u feel like cumming change positioms.

You will suck so blame it on alcohol, good luck.

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I'm a virgin too and you guys are making me nervous. When you say the bottom from which perspective do you mean that? Show a picture please, my worst fear is sticking it into her pee hole. Also, should I take into account the shape of my dick? My dick is banana shaped, can I still doggy her? is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
I'm planning to take a vacation and lose my virginity to whores, please help

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Holy shit you can't be serious

I'm actually genuinely happy at all the good advice in this thread. Jow Forums helping Jow Forums

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>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
also lol

no talking before or after, no condom

>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake

my fucking sides

Honestly man, you kinda fucked up by lying to her saying you are not a Virgin, She will find out and grills doesn't like being lied to

THIS!!!!!

the sex is gonna suck, don't let her know you are a virgin until you have nutted, she will most likely know once you finished in about 10 seconds but hey I have had sex 10 times and I still nut in record times so you could also just play it off like her pussy was too bomb

>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake
Sorry to tell this my friend but the inside of a vagina is like a steel pipe, your banana dick will snap in two.

inside vagina is like soft sponge with numerous liquid detergants and bubble bubblys

>is the inside of a vagina sturdy like a hallway or is it flexible like a snake?
It feels like salty milk and pennies

Op im in the same situation but I've redpilled myself. I fucked prostitutes but I still feel like a virgin, but what I say to myself is that I can go to a bar a pick-up any girl and try to fuck not big deal. If some roastie asks about my past sex life I just tell that I fucked just once or twice like I said and it doesn't really matter for me. That worked some times others not but the trick here is that I don't really care about being a virgin literally I'm social skilled as fuck and I've really been absent of sex because it's not my priority I have at least two above it. I can't explain more details BC I'm a fucking phone poster and its annoying writing this way. Hope this helps. BTW DO YOUR FUCKING KEGELS FAGGOT

rack up a couple of lines u wont be nervous at all

Jeez i love this board

larp her

She's going to know. There's no way around it.

hey stupid, relax. sex is overrated.

this. sex isn't just thrusting in and out. it's a whole skill, and virgins don't have it. unless she's a virgin too, she'll know.

lol, she already knows, since OP hasn't banged her on the first flirt.
protip: just ignore women.

Ok, do not tell her you're a virgin. I have read many stories of guys who were about to fuck a girl, then they tell the girl that they're a virgin, and the girl will dry up and bail.

Do not tell her you're a virgin. Do not say anything. If she makes any sort of comment about your performance being bad, just say that you haven't had sex in a couple years and you always get nervous with a new partner.

As for what to do, I'm sure you've watched porn before. Just mimic what you see in porn.

Do you jerk off? If you can put off your orgasm you can probably keep the lie going. She's going to know something's off when you kiss her though. You'll seem very inexperienced.

This. Just relax and enjoy it man. The anxiety will kill what can be a good experience.

In the moment women can be really compassionate. She may surprise you and be understanding, forgiving and gentle with your lack of experience.

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DICK. Because noone put it near their nose or in their mouth yet, it means you had no incentive to make it smell and taste good.

SO CLEAN IT. And do it well.

Then get some blow. Girls love doing blow before/during sex. (but you shouldn't do it before sex)

Follow your urges, that's it. Stop sperging out, loser.

OP this post gave me an idea. If you're desperate to keep the LARP alive, you can say some shit like "put my dick in you" and she should oblige. Then you can get an idea lol.

Also sometimes you have to rub your cock up and down to get the tip lubed before entry. Feel free to literally spread her pussy apart so the outer lips don't catch.

Dude no the first girl I was ever with I winged the G spot fingering and made her cum multiple times. That was just from reading a few articles. You stick your finger in, find the rough patch, curl it up, pull in and out. Simple.

this thread is probably meant as a joke but I am an actual touchless virgin, to lose my virginity I would probably have to start somewhere at 0. have no idea how to talk to cunts or how to make them want my dick or how to get a prostitute or do anything, I seen lots of porn but I can't really imagine myself doing this kinda stuff.
guess I'm too far gone already at 27yo.

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Enjoy your time with her. She will most likely coax for some sexual initiation on your part. It's a natural process. Tap into your primal animalistic side, it's there inside you no matter what. It's in your genes, trust in them. You will discover a moment of tension, you will kiss her at this moment, most likely aggressively. Continue kissing her and move down her body, her neck, breasts, stomach, all while using your hands to caress her and enjoy her body. She will be turned on by your enjoyment of her body. Eat her out if you want, or simply start removing her clothes and yours. She will grab for your dick, let her have it. This is what she has always wanted since she started talking to you. The rest is on you, and whatever your masculine energy calls for.

It's better to succeed in the most embarrassing fashion then to fail and never try. I promise you that. Life lesson.

Just tell her you are very nervous because you haven't dated in a while. Also focus a lot on her not on yourself.

Dude it might be too late but from the way you're talking it might have been better to just tell her you're a virgin. Maybe say you had a girlfriend but never had sex.

You should 100% tell her you’re a virgin dude. She will most likely think it’s cute, I’m not fucking with you. And then you don’t have to worry about your performance/getting caught in a lie.

If you are mad desperate, you can get an escort.

Well-fucked user here. Don't tell her you're a virgin, say you had one really long-term partner, she won't be able to tell the difference, virgin vs 1 lay are both equally shitty. Try to make her cum before you put it in and don't allow her to jerk or suck you before. You get her to climax by tonguing her left and right then switch up and down. Use three fingers to rub just above the vulva, that way you'll hit the clit for sure. Look it up on google images to be sure. Then and only then, when she's done, do you go for it. At that point it doesn't matter how long you last and even if she jokes about it, tell her giving her the orgasm got you too excited. There you have it, the golden recipe. Thank me later or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>You should 100% tell her you’re a virgin dude. She will most likely think it’s cute, I’m not fucking with you. And then you don’t have to worry about your performance/getting caught in a lie.

This 100%.
Just tell her and get this out of the way. You'll feel much less anxious and she won't build expectations.
I lied to the girl I lost my virginity with and now I have serious regrets.

I don't know how, also not really desperate, when I get horny I just watch some porn, rub one out and then I'm done with this for a few days.

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Don't go in to quick. Focus on the foreplay first... stroke her body and hair. Kiss her neck, nibble on the earlobes, kiss her while firmly holding her breats, that sort of stuff. Then slowly move on from there... Just don't rush it.

Watch out for vagina teeth. it's a rare condition but you never know

Listen tot his nigga. Awake and embrace your inner werewolf

>serious regrets

story time sempai

The only thing less attractive than being a virgin is being ashamed of it.

Fix yourfucking life idiot, only then you will realise the absurdity of this statement you just made.

Seriously fix yo shit