/brit/

ah yes the american phenotypes

New sound all around
You can hear it too
Getting hot, never stop
Just for me and you
Playing on my radio
And saying that you had to go
New day turn away
Wipe away the tear
New night, feel right
Knowing that you're here
Dancing with you all the time
And don't you think that it's a crime
Back street never meet
Never say goodbye
I know where you go
But I don't know why
You say that it's from above
And I say this is modern love

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Have you seen a more racist list of authors in your life? No names of color (can't have a 'u' in this phrase) to be seen

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bin dippers is what you're

Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?

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>first bit
okay so assuming that 11.9% commit murders at the same rate as people classed as Hispanic, roughly twice the apparent white murder rate, then the UK (overall rate, including non-whites) is still lower than the white rate as recorded by the FBI

>second bit
our murder rate is 0.9 (world bank)
our non-white pop is 12.5% (wikipedia)

>third bit
oh haha i forget about the race to have more people left, i was just thinking about the lives of white americans you are advocating to end because of your views about guns, quite sad :(

Got my results back, lads.
Now that it's confirmed that I'm white and British, can I move to the UK?

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youtube.com/watch?v=T1fJC9wN7R0

based noel

welcome at any time hotlips

love doing the intercourse thing, as I have done many times before and will in the future

Thanks, lad
Also, how easy is it to get a gf over there?

actual brown hands typed this post

isn't that the average amount of european ancestry among niggers or is it higher?

Normie twat

NUH GUH IPPY US, BILLY GODDA BICKY
AWW MOO MILLY AWW MILLY DUS
CUM FROO LIUH POPSHUVIT

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It's much lower since the average African American is 25% European

wish jahans was back again.

pretty easy, british girls genuinely LOVE black dick

john gotti would weep

have never heard a song by this mestizo monster because I'm not a soyboy

I don't know, fucking retard
I'm white now.

White

Good good

yes, I AM a normie!
normies do the sex thing and me (a normie) do the sex thing too

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gay willy fart shit piss bum poo

plan:
make money over the next 10 years
move to usa
buy a mountain hideaway
buy a self driving rv
have my rv drive me around and pick up homeless women
return to the mountain hideout with my yank harem
have lots of kids
start my own religion
get shot like at waco

wish the Orange Order was more of a thing here, wouldn't mind a nice march

Muslims are a fractious and disputatious lot

cant sleep no weed what do?

>yes, I AM a normie!

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Why? There’s no point for an American to join it

self hypnosis
talktherapies.wordpress.com/2014/09/09/self-hypnosis-the-betty-erickson-method/

What's minimum living cost for a month in London?

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no there isn't because an American is a Protestant already
just looks like a fun thing, they do it a bit in NZ and Oz

ah you found it you cunt
i had fun fucking with you

watching the americans

1 dignity, 2 limbs donated to peaceful religions and about £1500 rent for mr flatberg, then you're free to eat whatever you can beg for and you can walk or steal a bike to get around

Gonna pop the question

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i would check airbnb
might need to stay in a couple of different places but you could do it for fairly cheap
couple of hundred quid
could do it for evenless if you'll live in a hostel or squat

>marry 3/10 (((looks))) with 9/10 personality
Could be worse

why are americans so brown?

1 > [power_gap] > 2

i reverse image searched off the blurry one you posted
good times

the crackhead proposal

sun

I will stay at frenz'
I hope you not use airbnb (bery dangerous)

>steal a bike to get around

Is this thing really common?

youtu.be/G7qbpFUabN0

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race mixing

made a joke about a girl being mad at me and taking it out by stomping on me with stilettos and putting out cigarettes on me and she laughed

reckon she wants a root

Superior genes

We are what we eat

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In the modern world you have a choice between poor and pure (Ukraine) or rich and mixed (US)

Lads, don't think personality when dating.

Women don't do it, they're smart and superficial

it wasn't a serious post, have no idea how to budget for london always spend loads when i go there but thats how they rob the provincials

>dangerous
never used airbnb but i'm not scared of any londoner
how is it dangerous? you know where they live

IT'S THEM FOOKIN TORIES

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On the scale of 1-10 how dangerous is London?

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Shit...feeling a bit woozy now

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>okay so assuming that 11.9% commit murders at the same rate as people classed as Hispanic, roughly twice the apparent white murder rate, then the UK (overall rate, including non-whites) is still lower than the white rate as recorded by the FBI
1.42-(2.54*.119)=1.1 white in america vs 0.92 overall in uk. this only includes hispanic "whites", and not another probably 5% of other non-whites who are classified as whites. and I've already informed you in the past how the uk doesn't report all homicides under that 0.92 rate. so, unfortunately for you, they seem to be about the same!
>our murder rate is 0.9 (world bank)
>our non-white pop is 12.5% (wikipedia)
you don't have a source that shows the non-white population in britain commits a significantly more amount of homicides? bad luck mate
>oh haha i forget about the race to have more people left, i was just thinking about the lives of white americans you are advocating to end because of your views about guns, quite sad :(
interesting approach to a non-argument

>Lads, don't think personality when dating.

>Women don't do it, they're smart and superficial

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GF asked me for sex today. I might be too busy/stressed to deliver the goods.

Area between my anus and my back is itchy

>but thats how they rob the provincials
How many robbers in there?

Read news

business idea: video games people can play with their face
working title: chintendo

The ole dad is trying to apologize for molesting me when i was a chidl

find it weird men never admit to how attractive we find confident women
we're really just the same as women

big think idea: space aliens come to Earth and does something to our atmosphere such that everyone's skin has the same colour

one morning you wakeup and you are the same colour as everyone else in the world
poof
just like that
wat do

say you enjoyed it

that'll really fuck him up

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>we're really just the same as women

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grievous misuse of an arduino

sounds like that gay fucking doctor seuss story with the big bird looking things and the stars

everyone could still identify niggers, chinks, hispanics, etc. pretty much every race

so it's STILL higher for whites in the USA compared to the UK by about 15-20%? madness, you seriously need to sort out the gun problem over there aha

Not trying to be edgy, but honey. (Full stop) I rep a prison that was demolished years ago. Street cred is non existent. You'll stop repping this subreddit when it isn't convenient. I don't hate you for it. This isn't new maths.

ok if you can only think a bit more and assume that no one has any markedly distinguishing features

My eyes are getting weary

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>so it's STILL higher for whites in the USA compared to the UK by about 15-20%?
nah, it's about the same if you read my last post a little more carefully.

the shared interests internet proto-gf who I've talked to like twice talked to me earlier lads :( did the virtual equivalent of running away by saying i had to go to bed and closed facebook

Lads, ever done something purely generous and never told anyone about it?

I'll explain to her, give me her FB

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alri JP

frequently, but I can't tell you

okay so the murder rate is around 2 times higher for non-whites in the UK, so we can detract about .1 from the murder rate, keeping the percentages roughly the same as i stated earlier. You lot really need to get rid of the guns :/

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All the time. It’s part of my religion

jesus christ are you two still on about this?

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