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It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
And make fun of our exes, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight
To fall in love with strangers uh uh uh uh
Yeah
We're happy free confused and lonely at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about the deadlines, it's time uh oh

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Slid back in my chair while in class so my pants got a little tight and saw the girl next to me glance at my crotch
Felt humiliated
We need to stop sexual assault

who let the retard make the new?

>nationalism is right wing

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Just seen a goose do a shit

>tfw no taytay gf

what poshos think centrism means: bipartisan evidence based politics built on a model of social and economic liberalism
what centrism really means: close the borders, abolish benefits, double the NHS budget, hang paedophiles, nationalise the trains, recolonise africa.

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The old guy was talking shit and the brown people think it's because they had a Puerto Rican flag, that's it

im NOT a gypsy fuck off

sugar tax is a massive in infringement on my rights increased fizzy drink price is a disgrace

got a pretty bad fungal infection all over my skin lads :/

shouldn't be such a fat cunt then

would vote for scottish independence if they'd repeal the sugar tax

do you like dags?

giz a look lol

alri gypo

sugar tax hasn't affected me in the slightest

oh yeah sure then they'll tax food then cars and the money people make it'll be the holocaust again this is just the start

Look at my cute Doggos

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i'm anti-anti-anti zionist (far right wing)

so how much more are you paying for say a 2 litre bottle of coke?

£1.80ish usually

bout tree fiddy

>i'm anti-anti-anti zionist (far right wing)

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wouldn't cut it in a fighting ring
you wanna buy one?

want to bounce its head off the pavement

>not using it as bait
you even a real pikey lad?

i'm a cat

Nunnight Ziggy I'll see you mornin' pal

Officially off the NEET train for three whole months. Got a day off so I'm resting. It feels a lot better just lying in bed, knowing it's just for one day and not a year.

what was it before the sugar tax?
i'll fighchehforet

cunts literally replaced all the sugary drinks in one of my local petrol stations with no sugar zero diet piss it's an absolute disgrace

glad the fatties are finally paying their way

Bruce at it again

so in 5 years time when this sugar levy is proven to make zero difference to anything, will they repeal it?

I lost 40 lbs cutting sugar. Might get super cancer instead though.

whats your go to wank material lads? im big into matures atm

The new receptionist at work is a hit Bulgarian. Says she has a boyfriend but seems like she's always making excuses to come talk to me. This one of those signs?

can't find any 2L bottles but 1.5L is £1.75

yeh that'd wind me up too tbf. Paying an extra 10p or whatever wouldn't be so bad though, don't drink enough for it to make a difference.

Usual 2L price in the US is 99 cents

>HM's govt
>repealing any levies and flat rate taxes ever
Screaming with laughter

have noticed 2 litre bottles have become 1.75 litre thanks brexit
can't be good for you what did you eat instead

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shes probably just bored and you're the only person who gives her the time of day

Some drinks have reduced the amount of sugar so that the sugar tax no longer hits them. It seems the tax has done what it intended to do

I'm listening to Sculthorpe btw lads. Good stuff

For a generic brand, if you want Dr Pepper it's $2.50

yeah but if it's implemented under false pretenses then then they might as well scrap it

>dentist
He was an ophthalmologist.

where do you live, New York City?
you're being ripped off bud

if VAT is anything to go by, Labour will create different rates and push things around within the rates, maybe cutting it slightly in the middle of a boom, then when the next recession comes and everyone decides they hate Labour again the Conservatives will double it despite promising they totally would never consider doing anything like that under any circumstances in the election campaign.

so in summary, no.

>litre
>not imperial units
why tho

That is a bit pricey tbf
1.22 USD for 2L brand name coca-cola here

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Drinking when you have a problem is the coward's way out

you missed a h

eyes, teeth, they're both in your head, right? besides, i can't spell opph... that

fhart?

They're all introduced under the false pretense that taxation isn't theft.

It's the coward's way of taking a break. Suicide is the coward's way out.

Lots of regular food and then a bunch of diet soft drinks. I drink coke zero religiously.

Why do Irish people hate English people so much? I just want Irish mates

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Saw this guy while walking to class
Thoughts on is chicken legs?

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We don't lad just banter I'll be your mate

creepshotting weirdo

gettin the band back together

Just HAD to photograph this man's legs
He's even got white socks (sign of mental disorder)

You freak

baggsy not on bass

Queensland

Yeah cos that's what happened with income tax eh?
Yeah so? I'm bored too; maybe she'll fuck me tobrelieve the boredom?

>taking a picture of a man from behind
>zooming on his legs
>even ironically
wew2u

not a fan

t. habib chang of blacktown

Had a date scheduled for last Wednesday, which had to be postponed to next Wednesday, which has now been postponed to the day after

God help me

for me it's the Australian Capital Territory

Looking like I'm gonna fail uni fs lads

Didn't zoom in on anything
Just cropped the legs out because there's doxxable info in the rest of the photo

havent been able to face opening my uni email for 4 weeks haha

The most boring state/territory in the country

It's not that bad, you can always try again

dont even waste your time lad find someone else

Figured that would be the one in the northwest of Australia where there’s literally fuck all.

you didn't crop out all of the doxxable info, John

I failed an entire year's worth of subjects at uni because I was a lazy and unmotivated shit but I passed and it's alright now

Sorry buddy but my name's Tyrjose Rodriquez

There is no northwest state, you mean either north or west

Hard to believe cucks like this exist

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There's nobody else at the moment haha just taking (of a certain standard) what I can get

stop using Reddit

I hope I'm not German even though I'm not.

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Western Australia with the exception of Perth seems like it would be barren but I could be wrong.

find myself caught in a conundrum with this when it comes to the anglosphere
it's not entirely clear to me whether britons can still become australians, canadians or new zealanders or if expats will always be seen as not-fully naturalised (since the descendants of the original colonists are now natives born there and both by blood and soil belong to that territory, while a briton was by definition born in britain), even after getting legal citizenship.

nowt wrong with this, Austrians can be German, Swiss can be German, Czechs can be German

Had to walk last a pair of 12 year olds yesterday who were practicing twerkinh, throwing their legs up on a lamppost to see who can spread them wider and using the lamppost like a stripper pole to practice pole dancing. Felt like I was gonna be arrested just for being in the same street as them fs, the West is a mess

Exactly, just like Turks can be German, Somalis can be German and Polish can be German too

How does the Chunnel deal with the fact that Brits drive on the left side of the road?

pretty much, but some of the barren bits are quite beautiful and the inhabitable bit around Perth has muh wine country

its an anschluss joke you mirthless moron

Alice Springs is a real man's dwelling place